MAY'S CAPTION CONTEST IS HERE! "DOOM KITTY" WRITES A NOTE! JUST FOR FUN--NO PRIZE.

EDITED: 5-06-2018
Please consider voting your rating on my thread...FIGHT
THE 1 STAR BANDIT! TY O'sCookie



Sorry it has taken me so long to tabulate the AWARDS
(green karma & Honorable Mention)...and the Winner
--which was really really hard this time as you guys
did such a great job!

Thank you everyone who contributed to the contest--
I really had lots of fun! Hope You did too!

HERE WE GO:


WINNER OF THE TRIAL UPGRADE GOES TO....

GLP Member "Coming Soon" (Page 3) with the great
caption:



"Help! A bunch of Koreans live here and they're having "chicken" tonight."

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For GREEN KARMA AWARDS (Members who have great captions:)

Page 1 Hamlet's Mill

Damn these CATaracts!
I can't catch a slow mouse to save my lifes.
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Pg. 2 Jacek Colttutt
"That flippin' witch Hillary put this goddam spell on me! I swear to God I AM Donald Trump and I need to get back to the White House!!!"
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NFGWolf pg 2
MADE OVERLAY OF HITLER ON KITTAH PIC LOL! Wow!

(This was a little OFF TOPIC...but it was so funny,
I gave up green karma for a win! Thanks NFGWolf!)
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Michael
"If O's Cookie has one more person put words in meow mouth I'm gonna puke in her shoe pffft!"
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BasteCat Pg. 3
#1 There's Bastetcat...she really is a goddess...and she's in heat!!!

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#2 CBD oil for pets..add to cart...gonna spice up my catnip!!

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Deplorable-AR15 Nut made this smilie lol!:



(Green Karma should be on your guy's Karma board by
tomorrow A.M.) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!

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HONORABLE MENTION FOR NON-BLUE-NAME A.C.'S:

A.C. 89350 Pg. 1
"Help! This idiot is trying to SHAVE ME!"

A.C. 1404 Pg 1
caption 1 : kitty note

'hElp - no handel on doR'

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Thank you for your entries--

LET'S KEEP GOING! THESE CAPTIONS ARE GREAT FUN!
(OPEN TO MORE CAPTIONS--JUST NO PRIZES NOW.)



TheOracle'sCookie

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TIME FOR ANOTHER "CAPTION CONTEST"...THE DOOM IS GETTING SERIOUS THIS WEEKEND!
...I NEED A GOOD LAUGH...HOW ABOUT YOU?

THIS CONTEST WILL RUN THROUGH TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT E.S.T.

AWARD FOR THE 1 MONTH TRIAL-UPGRADE WILL BE ANNOUNCED
--AWARDED MEMBERSHIP & KARMA PRIZES APPLIED BY WEEKEND
5-06-2018.

BLUE-NAMED A.C.'S....CURRENT/EXPIRED MEMBERS AND A.C'S CAN
ENTER--but I can only give the TRIAL 1-month upgrade to
an A.C. with a "free registration" (that gives you the
blue name and AVATAR.)

RECENTLY ACCOUNT-EXPIRED GLP Members will also be able to
win the Trial-upgrade.
Non-registered A.C.'s will get an "Honorable Mention" at the top
of the thread!
GOOD LUCK!


A.C.'S WITH A FREE REGISTRATION ONLY WILL BE CONSIDERED
(YOU SHOULD HAVE A BLUE-NAME WITH FREE REGISTRATION)
Sorry...I can't upgrade A.C.'s who are not registered.

GLP MEMBERS who enter the contest will be rewarded with GREEN KARMA
POINTS, while A.Cs with NO BLUE NAME will receive "honorable
mention AT TOP OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH."
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HEY! WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?...Was it a Volcano? Did another
politician "crash and burn?" Did you guys feel that?
ANSWER:
"OH...that?...YEAH...All of the above. Hope the CAT GOT OUT!"

HERE ARE OUR 2 CAPTION PICTURES YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM
*(KITTY WANTS OUT--WRITES A PLEADING NOTE)...AND (KITTAH SEES
THE NEWS ON THE COMPUTER...AND SAYS:---BLANK----)

CAPTION ONE...OR CAPTION BOTH (identify as "1. kitty note" or "2. kitty Laptop")

CAPTION CONTEST TONIGHT THRU MIDNIGHT...HERE ARE
THE PICS: (CHECK PINNED THREADS)



1. "Kitty Writes a Note (what does it say?)"



2 "Kitty sees something on her laptop (what's her reaction?)

WIN A FREE TRIAL UPGRADE FOR ONE MONTH!

see ya in the trenches...


MAJOR DOOM seems to be in the air...just look at a few of
this week's threads I have noticed--and WE'LL GET THE "DRIFT!"

Thread: Kilauea flank collapse is coming - 1000 ft tall Mega Tsunami SOON!
and
Thread: GOOD/BAD NEWS...The 41-Yr. PX/Nibiru-Theory was Real--Nassim Haramein Thinks We Miss it? Update 4-13-2018!
and
Thread: GOOD/BAD NEWS...The 41-Yr. PX/Nibiru-Theory was Real--Nassim Haramein Thinks We Miss it? Update 4-13-2018!
and
Thread: Eruption Happening NOW Big Island Hawaii - Massive Flooding Ongoing From Lane
and
Thread: Damnit....The Neighbor's Kid Broke My Guinea Pig
and
Thread: Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event
and
Thread: Circumbinary castaways: Short-period binary systems can eject orbiting worlds :WE are Gonna Get FLUNG

:BewareIdesOFmahy:

I'm NOT surpised the Kittah for our CAPTION CONTEST...wants to EVACUATE.
He just needs a good REASON FOR HIS EMERGENCY NOTE!

Let's give Kittah the best CONVINCING "HELP ME" NOTE...so some kind
Samaritan will let him out!

LET'S GO!


O'sCookie

Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 05/17/2018 04:12 PM