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Nazzy3
(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure! Anyone can if they sincerely repent/ask forgiveness for their sins, confess with their mouths that Jesus Christ/YahuShua is God's Son and believe in their heart that God raised Him from the dead. Quoting: **Watcher** Just remember, there are two types of "Brides" who go out to meet Him when the shout of the Bridegroom is heard...those who have the Holy Spirit ("oil" in their lamps/ Wise Brides) and those who do not (Foolish Brides/lukewarm Christians). Only the Wise Brides with God's indwelling Holy Spirit are allowed into the Wedding Supper. There is still time left but not much. If you have asked Jesus into your heart as your Savior and Lord and mean it then pray and ask God to fill you with His Holy Spirit ("Oil" in your lamp). His indwelling Holy Spirit is the only way you will be able to discern how to navigate these last days and Jesus will be your protection until He brings you Home! There will be many lukewarm Christians surprised on that day who believed a lie. LOVE HIM and MEAN IT! God is a Good Father and He promises His Holy Spirit to all who genuinely ask. (Luke 11:13 "If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!") but you better ask fast as time is truly running out! Tick Tock Peace. I just asked again. I do mean it when I say I love Him. He changed my world |
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Nazzy3
(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus likes to get wild on Friday nights he drinks a little wine and bangs all night. hope you can handle that. the rest of the week he is busy Lol cool as long as he texts me he doesnt care about texting much. but on friday nights when he is getting all hot and wild with you and the headboard on the bed is banging against the wall he likes it when you call him dirty names like heathen. Hmm u sure bout that? Alrighty then |
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(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold. she is just a little horny for Jesus. give her a break I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17136584 Canada 04/10/2018 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold. she is just a little horny for Jesus. give her a break I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry if you meet him you will get instantly horny. just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly. if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend |
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Nazzy3
(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Winterwinds OP is the ultimate Gold digger of the world. So power hungry and filled with Lust instead of filled with a heart of gold. she is just a little horny for Jesus. give her a break I'm not even horny. I just like to meet Him. And I'm def not power hungry if you meet him you will get instantly horny. just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly. if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend I'm shy I don't grope ppl |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75522549 United States 04/10/2018 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure! Anyone can if they sincerely repent/ask forgiveness for their sins, confess with their mouths that Jesus Christ/YahuShua is God's Son and believe in their heart that God raised Him from the dead. Quoting: **Watcher** Just remember, there are two types of "Brides" who go out to meet Him when the shout of the Bridegroom is heard...those who have the Holy Spirit ("oil" in their lamps/ Wise Brides) and those who do not (Foolish Brides/lukewarm Christians). Only the Wise Brides with God's indwelling Holy Spirit are allowed into the Wedding Supper. There is still time left but not much. If you have asked Jesus into your heart as your Savior and Lord and mean it then pray and ask God to fill you with His Holy Spirit ("Oil" in your lamp). His indwelling Holy Spirit is the only way you will be able to discern how to navigate these last days and Jesus will be your protection until He brings you Home! There will be many lukewarm Christians surprised on that day who believed a lie. LOVE HIM and MEAN IT! God is a Good Father and He promises His Holy Spirit to all who genuinely ask. (Luke 11:13 "If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!") but you better ask fast as time is truly running out! Tick Tock Peace. LoL But what if you're not down with the Holy Trinity? What then? |
Nazzy3
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17136584 Canada 04/10/2018 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you meet him you will get instantly horny. just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly. if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend I'm shy I don't grope ppl he likes shy he is a little shy too so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match |
Nazzy3
(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you meet him you will get instantly horny. just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly. if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend I'm shy I don't grope ppl he likes shy he is a little shy too so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17136584 Canada 04/10/2018 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584 if you meet him you will get instantly horny. just dont grab him by the penis unexpectedly. if he thinks your just another crazed fanatic groupie he wont want you to be his #1 girlfriend I'm shy I don't grope ppl he likes shy he is a little shy too so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face not even a few little ones? how about some freckles on your back ? anywhere ? |
Nazzy3
(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he likes shy he is a little shy too so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face not even a few little ones? how about some freckles on your back ? anywhere ? Yea I have a few |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17136584 Canada 04/10/2018 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584 he likes shy he is a little shy too so if you have freckles then maybe you and Jesus will be a good match I have beauty marks but no freckles on my face not even a few little ones? how about some freckles on your back ? anywhere ? Yea I have a few thats sweet! you have a shot then. Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies. Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance" |
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Nazzy3
(OP) User ID: 76430679 United States 04/10/2018 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not even a few little ones? how about some freckles on your back ? anywhere ? Yea I have a few thats sweet! you have a shot then. Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies. Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance" Is He here already? When He get here. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76447692 United States 04/10/2018 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not even a few little ones? how about some freckles on your back ? anywhere ? Yea I have a few thats sweet! you have a shot then. Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies. Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance" Sorry, you got to put in the time with him, to hang with him...THAT position is filled. I offered to help both jim carry and gaga, as I can see they are struggling at a crossroads....Apparently they dont want help. Sigh. As you all will. Ahmen |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17136584 Canada 04/10/2018 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17136584 not even a few little ones? how about some freckles on your back ? anywhere ? Yea I have a few thats sweet! you have a shot then. Jesus will pick his #1 girlfriend soon out of a list of about 1.7 million ladies. Jim Carrey is telling you "there's a chance" Is He here already? When He get here. be patient. you will find him when your not looking for him. when you are truly free. is when he will come see you. [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
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