My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding.... | |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 03/29/2018 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me either. Woah P.s impractical jokers might be the funniest show ever For sure! Going to see them the 13th live and hope they're as funny as they are on TV! "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 03/29/2018 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No she doesn't. She's smart, but not because she tries to be. That kid hates reading anything, and will live her life in front of a video game if I let her. I don't have the slightest idea where she gets this all.. Super weird. Old souls are wiser beyond their body's years. Heh, you should hear some of the things I thought at five years old....but I couldn't talk to my mom about it. Your daughter is fortunate to have a momma like you....one that she's comfortable with, someone she trusts isn't going to beat her. My mom never beat me, but I knew she would if I were to talk to her about my big-little thoughts about Jesus and Mother Mary. It's very nice to see happen, that you have an open relationship.... Thank you!! I pride myself in my openness with my kids! I didn't have parents like that, and I want them to come to me with anything, no hesitation! "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74450577 United States 03/29/2018 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yah so she heard dumb stuff from a nut ball somewhere It means that you need to reassure her that everything is okay and don't be afraid of nut ball stuff Trumpet end times deep derp Some seriously dumb stuff |
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User ID: 68007230 United States 03/29/2018 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me either. Woah P.s impractical jokers might be the funniest show ever For sure! Going to see them the 13th live and hope they're as funny as they are on TV! Ahhhh lucky you! Did you hear theyre making a movie? I will actually go to the theater to see that one! Such an awesome show! Have a great time! Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
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User ID: 68007230 United States 03/29/2018 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me either. Woah P.s impractical jokers might be the funniest show ever For sure! Going to see them the 13th live and hope they're as funny as they are on TV! I never thought they would tour for some reason. Thanks to you i just got tickets for my wife and i Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
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ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 03/29/2018 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me either. Woah P.s impractical jokers might be the funniest show ever For sure! Going to see them the 13th live and hope they're as funny as they are on TV! I never thought they would tour for some reason. Thanks to you i just got tickets for my wife and i Woo!! Enjoy the show!! "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
User ID: 68007230 United States 03/29/2018 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC< Me either. Woah P.s impractical jokers might be the funniest show ever For sure! Going to see them the 13th live and hope they're as funny as they are on TV! I never thought they would tour for some reason. Thanks to you i just got tickets for my wife and i Woo!! Enjoy the show!! You too! Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76413239 United Arab Emirates 03/29/2018 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.". I thought of that before...then I thought if Trump was an ET then it would spell TrumpET. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76413239 United Arab Emirates 03/30/2018 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2nd Timothy 3:1-7 1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. |
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Hope Rising
User ID: 69947748 United States 03/30/2018 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joke has been going on forever. First we had Obama Nation and after abominations, we have the Trump Pence or trumpets, meaning we are getting closer to the end. Revelation is long done though. It applied already to the times back than and was figurative like an acid dream. Christ is not coming back as Christ is a fictional character. Christ is the ideal person that is god like , setting the example of love and acceptance. So one should strive to be Christ like. Christ teachings are actually closer to Zoroastrianism than they are to Judaism. When John wrote the Bible it appears he invented Christ out of prior prophecies in the Jewish religion that resembled Zoroastrianism stories. Quran about the profit Mohammed and the Torah. All religion is a collection of ideas and themes based off stories told over and over again. Zoroastrian is however is a collection of poems that explain what god is and how he expects us to be.. not so much told like a story like other text lay out. |
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User ID: 69947748 United States 03/30/2018 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2nd Timothy 3:1-7 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76413239 1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. Sounds like David Hogg and his cousin Emma. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65257520 United States 03/30/2018 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Many intelligent and thoughtful people believe that we are, in fact, in the end times. Quoting: Lily o' the Valley The belief in end times transcends cultures and geography. For example, some believe we are in the midst of Kali Yuga, the last period of time before the entire cosmos resets. There are all kinds of prophecies, and they seem to point to the same thing. The best thing you can do is to prepare yourself spiritually, for in the end, that is what you will be left with is your spiritual condition, and it will speak for you and your fate. Well, it's no coincidence that all the end times prophecies are in full concert now, and that the Mark of the Beast is ready to be rolled out. The technology has been available for some time, it's just the final conditioning to accept it, that remains. All the pieces of the puzzle are falling into place. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65257520 United States 03/30/2018 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2nd Timothy 3:1-7 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76413239 1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. Romans 1:18-32 18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, 19 because what may be known of God is manifest in them, for God has shown it to them. 20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, 21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, 23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible man—and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things. 24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. 26 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting; 29 being filled with all unrighteousness, sexual immorality, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, evil-mindedness; they are whisperers, 30 backbiters, haters of God, violent, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, unforgiving, unmerciful; 32 who, knowing the righteous judgment of God, that those who practice such things are deserving of death, not only do the same but also approve of those who practice them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65257520 United States 03/30/2018 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joke has been going on forever. First we had Obama Nation and after abominations, we have the Trump Pence or trumpets, meaning we are getting closer to the end. Revelation is long done though. It applied already to the times back than and was figurative like an acid dream. Quoting: Hope Rising Christ is not coming back as Christ is a fictional character. Christ is the ideal person that is god like , setting the example of love and acceptance. So one should strive to be Christ like. Christ teachings are actually closer to Zoroastrianism than they are to Judaism. When John wrote the Bible it appears he invented Christ out of prior prophecies in the Jewish religion that resembled Zoroastrianism stories. Quran about the profit Mohammed and the Torah. All religion is a collection of ideas and themes based off stories told over and over again. Zoroastrian is however is a collection of poems that explain what god is and how he expects us to be.. not so much told like a story like other text lay out. You are doomed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71088931 United States 03/30/2018 03:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just do NOT take the mark on your right hand or forehead, or you have no hope. You cannot buy or sell, but it is better to die, than burn in hell forever. Jesus loves you, don't ignore His love. He paid the Way. You have a choice to accept His gift, or you send yourself to hell. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76406841 Germany 03/30/2018 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strange/Weird Eerie Trumpet Noises in the Sky. August 2017 / Darband, Astara , IRAN [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |