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My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....

 
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My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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She is awoke! Get her in to the Bible right now and show her where it says at the LAST TRUMP!

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


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show her Trump and Mike Pence = Trumpet's

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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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We are.
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Many intelligent and thoughtful people believe that we are, in fact, in the end times.

The belief in end times transcends cultures and geography.

For example, some believe we are in the midst of Kali Yuga, the last period of time before the entire cosmos resets.

There are all kinds of prophecies, and they seem to point to the same thing.

The best thing you can do is to prepare yourself spiritually, for in the end, that is what you will be left with is your spiritual condition, and it will speak for you and your fate.
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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Woah. Never noticed that before!!
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That's the Antichrist, Son of Perdition
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We are without a doubt in the last days. The more you study the bible the more you will realize it.
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You said:

Trump...that's half of TRUMPet.

The other half of Trumpet is...

Trump "E.T."

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Chances are that a wackadoodle had been talking to your daughter. I would reassure her that she is safe and that Trumps name has nothing to do with end times.
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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telepathy
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Chances are that a wackadoodle had been talking to your daughter. I would reassure her that she is safe and that Trumps name has nothing to do with end times.
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This is also a possibility. Apparently the illuminati is a topic of discussion at school among the kids. They cook up some crazy stuff, but still....kinda impressed she came to me with a conspiracy all by herself. Lol
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"It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus

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just look outside [link to watchers.news]
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Did anyone notice the Evergreen trees all changed while you were sleeping?
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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Chances are that a wackadoodle had been talking to your daughter. I would reassure her that she is safe and that Trumps name has nothing to do with end times.
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

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If she's that smart she is probably old enough to know what sin is and that she needs a savior to cover her sins, and justify her in the presence of God, so that she doesn't die and go to Hell. I would talk to her and make sure she is Saved, if you haven't already.
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Your kid reads here...
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Your kid reads here...
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No she doesn't. She's smart, but not because she tries to be. That kid hates reading anything, and will live her life in front of a video game if I let her.

I don't have the slightest idea where she gets this all.. Super weird.
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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Woah. Never noticed that before!!
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Hohree sheet.
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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Woah. Never noticed that before!!
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Me either. Woah

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Just be saved.Nothing else to worry about.
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Your kid reads here...
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No she doesn't. She's smart, but not because she tries to be. That kid hates reading anything, and will live her life in front of a video game if I let her.

I don't have the slightest idea where she gets this all.. Super weird.
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Old souls are wiser beyond their body's years.

Heh, you should hear some of the things I thought at five years old....but I couldn't talk to my mom about it.

Your daughter is fortunate to have a momma like you....one that she's comfortable with, someone she trusts isn't going to beat her. My mom never beat me, but I knew she would if I were to talk to her about my big-little thoughts about Jesus and Mother Mary.


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Matthew 24

4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 8 All* these are the beginning of sorrows.

9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. 12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: 17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: 18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.

19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:

21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened. 23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

25 Behold, I have told you before.

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together. 29 Immediately* after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other*.

32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: 33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till* all these things be fulfilled. 35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. 43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.

44 Therefore* be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. 45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? 46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.

47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods. 48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; 49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken; 50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, 51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Did anyone notice the Evergreen trees all changed while you were sleeping?
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how so?
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Interesting, thanks for sharing.
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Shit...I'd of been looking for Rod Serling over in the corner of your living room OP.





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