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If U COULD PROGRAM YOUR OWN STAR-TREK STYLE 'HOLODECK', WHAT WOULD IT BE? A HAREM OR A PILE OF STEAKS/REUBEN SAMMICHES?

 
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Neural Interface.
I would become omniscient.




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La Forge: “You understand?”

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There is a downside; to be disconnected will mean your death. Also, everything from that point on will have to take place within your mind instead of actually experiencing it physically.
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A harem making piles of sammiches.
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I would first program a speakeasy in the 1920's, NYC or Paris, Berlin, etc. with a loud Jazz/Swing band & copious amounts of greenbacks to spend & tip well with.

2nd Holodeck experience would be to experience Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai (and being on the well behaved & God Respecting side)

3rd (censored)

4th to be a sailor on one of C. Columbus' ships

5th, haven't decided yet.


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Hmm tough choice... I think I choose a harem that all have long meat curtains smothered in sauerkraut and Russian dressing.
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WHAT the FUCK is a 'sammich'??

Not in any dictionary *I* can find.


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both plus more obviously, they would see all seven sins on a scale so fierce they would have to Space me.
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WHAT the FUCK is a 'sammich'??

Not in any dictionary *I* can find.


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Another holodeck inside of which...another holodeck. Do you think it would overheat the processors?
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A boob pit like those ball pits for kids. hf
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If you can dream it in your mind, you can build a holodeck.
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An endless Forest to explore...
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6 Lobster tails, a warm bowl with lotso clarified butter

21 1kg gold bars

real estate in hawaii, greenland and transylvania

harem

endless cash to spend and have fun at a beautiful casino
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I would program a Light, perfect in temperature, perfect in cosiness, perfect in making me feel completely satisfied, held, protected, relieved, forgiven, relinquished, in which I could dissolve and forget life and personality.

That's heaven.
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We are the holodeck. Someone programmed us.
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A little shout out to one of the best deli's in Southern California,
A pile of Black Pastrami Ruebens on Marble Rye,
From Brent's Deli!

F@&k, it's what"s for dinner now!
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A Harem that made sammiches.
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99% of everyone would do all the illigal stuff they dreamt about.
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Lost in the fifties again. No better time to be here.
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6th, a fly on the wall of hitlery clintoon, hu$$ein 0'BUNG.hole, bill clintoon, nancy pelosi, et als. GETTING SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON! (to put it politely)
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One of those old games like DOOM with immortality and all of the weapons with infinite ammo. The monsters have man-buns and congregate at latte shops.

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Why can't I have a harem AND sammiches?

It's my holodeck, right?
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I’d give dogs the ability to talk.

BLM folks the ability to relocate to wherever they came from.

I’d be rich, of course, and very generous. I’d own a home in the mountains, the beach and in Wyoming or Idaho as home.

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I’d give dogs the ability to talk.

BLM folks the ability to relocate to wherever they came from.

I’d be rich, of course, and very generous. I’d own a home in the mountains, the beach and in Wyoming or Idaho as home.
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mandatory relocation to nigeria
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I'm a simple man.

It involves fresh virgins, my feeling that toilet paper is overrated and in no way involves sex but does reveal carnal knowledge.
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I'm a simple man.

It involves fresh virgins, my feeling that toilet paper is overrated and in no way involves sex but does reveal carnal knowledge.
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wha?
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I would ask for one thing and one thing only:

THE END OF THE D.S, THE END OF THE ILLUMINATTIES, THE END OF BLM, ANTIFA AND ALL OF THE DEMON CRAPS! NOW!

Then I would stay in that Holodeck wish for eternity! It would be my legacy to my family, children, etc. for eternity.

But I know we have to focus on the non-fantasy task of implementing these above thoughts, that I know in my heart are not mine alone.

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My wife with her 23 year old bod and her 50 year old mind. She could make me a sammich. Damn, talk about a carnival ride. I'd die a happy man underneath a buxom former college swimmer and high school volleyballer who is so good at math it's scary.

Who wants a fuckin' Harem? And the only reason I'd want my wife's 23 year old bod is because she was so damn flexible! But, I'd take her 50 year old face and mind.
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My wife with her 23 year old bod and her 50 year old mind. She could make me a sammich. Damn, talk about a carnival ride. I'd die a happy man underneath a buxom former college swimmer and high school volleyballer who is so good at math it's scary.

Who wants a fuckin' Harem? And the only reason I'd want my wife's 23 year old bod is because she was so damn flexible! But, I'd take her 50 year old face and mind.
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A harem making piles of sammiches.
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This.
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koe cher deli with all I can eat 10 inch tall CORNED BEEF REUBEN SANDWICHES DRIPPING WITH SAUCE AND I WOULD NEVER GET FAT!
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I would program a Light, perfect in temperature, perfect in cosiness, perfect in making me feel completely satisfied, held, protected, relieved, forgiven, relinquished, in which I could dissolve and forget life and personality.

That's heaven.
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