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If U COULD PROGRAM YOUR OWN STAR-TREK STYLE 'HOLODECK', WHAT WOULD IT BE? A HAREM OR A PILE OF STEAKS/REUBEN SAMMICHES?

 
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I would first program a speakeasy in the 1920's, NYC or Paris, Berlin, etc. with a loud Jazz/Swing band & copious amounts of greenbacks to spend & tip well with.

2nd Holodeck experience would be to experience Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai (and being on the well behaved & God Respecting side)

3rd (censored)

4th to be a sailor on one of C. Columbus' ships

5th, haven't decided yet.


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Yes
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how about somewhere mid 1980s
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Here’s the twist. You are in a holodeck right now. You, having access to this technology, spent decades fulfilling all of your wildest fantasies, but you always knew the outcome and you got bored. You asked then for a surprise for which you could not control. Here you are.
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I would program the deck of the Enterprise so I could play Captain Kirk.

Bring on the green 'tang.
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These are the threads that make GLP. I take the sammichs! fuckyeah5
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I would program the deck of the Enterprise so I could play Captain Kirk.

Bring on the green 'tang.
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Hell yeah !!!
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Remember when attractive women used to be called "Rubenesque"?

I guess when they make Reuben sandwiches, they become much more attractive. :)
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It'd be pre war Germany/Austria in all her glory.
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I'd be long schlong John.
Most beautiful women you could possibly imagine wearing french maid uniforms (or less) running around all over the place.
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That's what the holodeck on Deep Space 9 is mostly used for by the tourists and those passing through the sector...
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My holodeck would be a five-star Las Vegas casino resort, with entertainment, a big pool, lots of restaurants and no stupid masks!
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I'd be long schlong John.
Most beautiful women you could possibly imagine wearing french maid uniforms (or less) running around all over the place.
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That's what the holodeck on Deep Space 9 is mostly used for by the tourists and those passing through the sector...
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What would happen?

If you were to hook up with a beautiful holo-woman and were to make sweet love to her. Then you exit the holodeck and the program terminates.

What happens to your love juice you deposit in her?

Does someone have to come clean that up?
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Why not both?
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a pile of beautiful, feminine women from the 1950's and 1960's

wearing their underwear
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Omg so funny we think alike . This last week I have made 8 Ruebens and had 4 steaks . I love pumpernickel they . I cook the Can of kraut With two tablespoons of sugar . Kraft thousand island dressing ! A pound of corn beef makes 6 sandwiches for me . Oh baby !
I’ll go with the harem . There no way anything is going to top My ruebens !
I love steak I mix it up . My fav is filet mignon then porterhouse then NY strip then sirloin . Ribeye is the best flavor but it’s so hit or miss . Sometimes they are bad to fatty and still tough. I like the burnt fat on the edge !
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how about somewhere mid 1980s
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Ya I miss chicks dressing like vixens ! The hard rock metal chicks were so hot !
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I would first program a speakeasy in the 1920's, NYC or Paris, Berlin, etc. with a loud Jazz/Swing band & copious amounts of greenbacks to spend & tip well with.

2nd Holodeck experience would be to experience Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai (and being on the well behaved & God Respecting side)

3rd (censored)

4th to be a sailor on one of C. Columbus' ships

5th, haven't decided yet.


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Simple. A world without goos.

An unbelievable paradise of nations trading with each other, competing in sports, art, etc. With true multiculturism.

It would be epic and amazing.

NO incest, genital mutilation, etc.
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ribeye as far as the eye could see
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Disneyland with only enough crowds to make no waiting for anything.


Today was just a day, tomorrow is gonna be better.



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They've been using this tech for years.

But I would trick my subconscious, ie a meditative spot surrounded by nature and ponds, with a booth, much like the Tardis, that you enter into, and instantly can communicate with your Higher Self, Source/God and the Good Family and work out exactly what to do to free this planet.
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I would first program a speakeasy in the 1920's, NYC or Paris, Berlin, etc. with a loud Jazz/Swing band & copious amounts of greenbacks to spend & tip well with.

2nd Holodeck experience would be to experience Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai (and being on the well behaved & God Respecting side)

3rd (censored)

4th to be a sailor on one of C. Columbus' ships

5th, haven't decided yet.


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All of your adventures, then definitely the herim in my off time. I'm hoping VR eventually takes us there. I sit here playing on my Oculus thinking about the outer limits episode where the earth was destroid and the guy had all of his family and a different woman whenever he chose.
Eventually the machine program turned on him and created a VR version of him. He should have programmed a reset button.
5 star thread. Great place for a writer to pick up some ideas !!!
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I'd like some jazz with Minuet, and then some hot rocking with her!
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I would first program a speakeasy in the 1920's, NYC or Paris, Berlin, etc. with a loud Jazz/Swing band & copious amounts of greenbacks to spend & tip well with.

2nd Holodeck experience would be to experience Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai (and being on the well behaved & God Respecting side)

3rd (censored)

4th to be a sailor on one of C. Columbus' ships

5th, haven't decided yet.


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Tom may have it."If I Was King ".
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I'll take the "Picard Experience".

It's actually quite well rounded.
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how about somewhere mid 1980s
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And ask Central Command to be able to stay there.
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It would be Skyrim with Brynjolf. No question. Not a doubt. Fus Roh Dah!

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I'd like some jazz with Minuet, and then some hot rocking with her!
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I would first program a speakeasy in the 1920's, NYC or Paris, Berlin, etc. with a loud Jazz/Swing band & copious amounts of greenbacks to spend & tip well with.

2nd Holodeck experience would be to experience Moses coming down from Mt. Sinai (and being on the well behaved & God Respecting side)

3rd (censored)

4th to be a sailor on one of C. Columbus' ships

5th, haven't decided yet.


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All of your adventures, then definitely the herim in my off time. I'm hoping VR eventually takes us there. I sit here playing on my Oculus thinking about the outer limits episode where the earth was destroid and the guy had all of his family and a different woman whenever he chose.
Eventually the machine program turned on him and created a VR version of him. He should have programmed a reset button.
5 star thread. Great place for a writer to pick up some ideas !!!
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hesright
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a pile of beautiful, feminine women from the 1950's and 1960's

wearing their underwear
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And bazooka-shell tits in those pointy, tight bras with tight sweaters on

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