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Sunday March 11, 2018: Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks An Hour Ahead (Or You'll Wind Up Being A Human Happy Meal)

 
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The Spring time change, moving clocks an hour ahead "Spring Forward" "Fall Back" as the saying goes, used to be a more than month from now.
In Spring.
It's still Winter until the March 20th if you didn't notice.

They moved up the date to March in 2005.
13 years ago.
It used to begin on the first Sunday in April. In Spring.


As a matter of fact...
It used to be even later than the first Sunday in April. Originally, in 1966, Daylight Savings Time was scheduled for the last Sunday in April and not the first Sunday in April.

If we were going by the original 1966 schedule the time change wouldn't be for Another Eight Weeks!

Eight weeks difference!

From 1945 to 1966, there was no federal law regarding daylight saving time, so states and localities were free to choose whether to observe it, and could choose when it began and ended. By 1962, the transportation industry found the lack of nationwide consistency in time observance confusing enough to push for federal regulation. This drive resulted in the Uniform Time Act of 1966 (P.L. 89-387). The act mandated standard time within the established time zones and provided for advanced time: clocks would be advanced one hour beginning at 2:00 a.m. on the last Sunday in April and turned back one hour at 2:00 a.m. on the last Sunday in October. States were allowed to exempt themselves from DST as long as the entire state did so. If a state chose to observe DST, the time changes were required to begin and end on the established dates. In 1968, Arizona became the first state to exempt itself from DST. In 1972, the act was amended (P.L. 92-267), allowing those states split between time zones to exempt either the entire state or that part of the state lying within a different time zone. The newly created Department of Transportation (DOT) was given the power to enforce the law. Currently, the following states and territories do not observe DST: Arizona, Hawaii, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands.[2]
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Some will say that there's nothing to see here move along.
But what's the real reason for the changes. Is something else changing that they hope we won't notice by moving it up, and up again?

From 1987 to 2006, daylight saving time in the United States began on the first Sunday of April...By the Energy Policy Act of 2005, daylight saving time (DST) was extended in the United States beginning in 2007. DST currently starts on the second Sunday of March, which is three or four weeks earlier than in the past
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If something is off kilter, and if the thing that is off kilter needed to be kept from the general public, what would that thing be that could be made less noticeable by moving the time change up by seven weeks over the course of 46 years?

So... doesn't anyone suspect it was changed for some hidden, nefarious reason?
I do.

In addition, the day of the time change is the day of The Global Zombie Apocalypse in George Romero's "Night of the Living Dead"

"They ought to make the day the time
changes the first day of summer.
What?
Well, it's eight o'clock
and it's still light.
A lot of good
the extra daylight does us.
Now we've still got
a three-hour drive back.
We're not going to be home
until after midnight.
Well, if it really bugged you,
Johnny, you wouldn't do it.
You think I wanna blow Sunday
on a scene like this?"
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2
Isaiah 26:19-21
19 Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise.
You who dwell in the dust, awake and sing for joy!
For your dew is a dew of light,
and the earth will give birth to the dead.
20 Come, my people, enter your chambers,
and shut your doors behind you;
hide yourselves for a little while
until the fury has passed by.

siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Matthew 24:22
22 And if those days had not been cut short, no human being would be saved. But for the sake of the elect those days will be cut short.

Zechariah 14:12-13
12 This is the plague with which the LORD will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
13 On that day people will be stricken by the LORD with great panic. They will seize each other by the hand and attack one another.

Daniel 12:2
2 And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

Revelation 9:6
And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.

1 Corinthians 15:51-53

Behold! I tell you a mystery. We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable.

John 5:28-29
Do not marvel at this, for an hour is coming when all who are in the tombs will hear his voice and come out, those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment.

Jeremiah 19:9
And I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and their daughters, and everyone shall eat the flesh of his neighbor in the siege and in the distress, with which their enemies and those who seek their life afflict them.

Ezekiel 37:7-10
So I prophesied as I was commanded. And as I prophesied, there was a sound, and behold, a rattling, and the bones came together, bone to its bone. And I looked, and behold, there were sinews on them, and flesh had come upon them, and skin had covered them. But there was no breath in them. Then he said to me, “Prophesy to the breath; prophesy, son of man, and say to the breath, Thus says the Lord God: Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe on these slain, that they may live.” So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into them, and they lived and stood on their feet, an exceedingly great army.

If you remember anything, remember this: Harry Cooper was right:

"The cellar IS THE SAFEST PLACE!"


Isaiah 26:19-21
19 Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise.
You who dwell in the dust, awake and sing for joy!
For your dew is a dew of light,
and the earth will give birth to the dead.
20 Come, my people, enter your chambers,
and shut your doors behind you;
hide yourselves for a little while
until the fury has passed by.
21 For behold, the Lord is coming out from his place
to punish the inhabitants of the earth for their iniquity,
and the earth will disclose the blood shed on it,
and will no more cover its slain.
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"We're gonna' try and make it to the island."

"What island?"

"Any island. Where are you guys headed?"

"Straight up."

New Zealand has become very popular lately.

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Daniel 7:25
He will speak against the Most High and oppress his holy people and try to change the set times and the laws. The holy people will be delivered into his hands for a time, times and half a time.
:doom360:
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True peace, happiness, contentment and self-worth come from within, and cannot be given, or taken away, by any person or thing.

The Golden Rule Solves Everything.

Please ask yourself "Have I sufficiently listened to both sides, before forming my opinion on matters of debate?" If not, you might want to re-think your position.

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Sort term doom
Short term global doom
Short term global zombie doom

Short Term Global Zombie Apocalypse Doom.

clappa

And the time change conspiracy is interesting as well.

Inuit in Greenland a few years back were saying the sun was rising in the wrong place. Earth axial tilt off? Orbit around the Sun changed?

Some will jump in here and say something like:

"The time change. It's an arbitrary decision made for energy conservation reasons. It doesn't mean the actual position of the sun or moon has shifted by several weeks. Astronomers use SCIENCE to predict and measure the positions of the Sun and the Moon according to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) which doesn't not fall under daylight savings time."

"The whole premature sunrise in Greenland thing a couple of years back indicates an abnormally large amount of atmospheric refraction. Swamp gas. Trapped in a thermal pocket. Reflecting off Venus. Atmospheric condensation. And so forth. They go on to say that it's nothing new and that historically this same phenomenon has been seen as far back as 400 years ago making the sun appear to rise prematurely at polar locations by as much as 2 weeks."

Some would say that.

I don't buy the "swamp gas trapped in a thermal pocket reflecting off Venus" explanation.
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True peace, happiness, contentment and self-worth come from within, and cannot be given, or taken away, by any person or thing.

The Golden Rule Solves Everything.

Please ask yourself "Have I sufficiently listened to both sides, before forming my opinion on matters of debate?" If not, you might want to re-think your position.

Favorite green karma quote: "Never stop being weird."

Favorite (anonymous) red karma quote: "Seventeen gophers can fit up your asshole." I found that to be quite impressive! Yay me!!
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Notice how everybody is running out buying guns in the wake of the gun control scare due to all these false flag Deep State ops?

Maybe they WANT more people armed. As many as possible. They KNOW it's coming.

But that's just crazy talk. Isn't it.

Then again, what about all those billions of rounds of ammunition DHS bought back in 2012?

ohyeah
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Sort term doom
Short term global doom
Short term global zombie doom

Short Term Global Zombie Apocalypse Doom.

clappa

And the time change conspiracy is interesting as well.

Inuit in Greenland a few years back were saying the sun was rising in the wrong place. Earth axial tilt off? Orbit around the Sun changed?

Some will jump in here and say something like:

"The time change. It's an arbitrary decision made for energy conservation reasons. It doesn't mean the actual position of the sun or moon has shifted by several weeks. Astronomers use SCIENCE to predict and measure the positions of the Sun and the Moon according to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) which doesn't not fall under daylight savings time."

"The whole premature sunrise in Greenland thing a couple of years back indicates an abnormally large amount of atmospheric refraction. Swamp gas. Trapped in a thermal pocket. Reflecting off Venus. Atmospheric condensation. And so forth. They go on to say that it's nothing new and that historically this same phenomenon has been seen as far back as 400 years ago making the sun appear to rise prematurely at polar locations by as much as 2 weeks."

Some would say that.

I don't buy the "swamp gas trapped in a thermal pocket reflecting off Venus" explanation.
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That's what some would say.

I don't buy the "swamp gas trapped in a thermal pocket reflecting off Venus" explanation either.

clappa
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Notice how everybody is running out buying guns in the wake of the gun control scare due to all these false flag Deep State ops?

Maybe they WANT more people armed. As many as possible. They KNOW it's coming.

But that's just crazy talk. Isn't it.

Then again, what about all those billions of rounds of ammunition DHS bought back in 2012?

ohyeah
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spock

And the May 14th 1948 70th anniversary of Israel becoming a nation is coming up on May 14th 2018.

Tis' the season...
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True peace, happiness, contentment and self-worth come from within, and cannot be given, or taken away, by any person or thing.

The Golden Rule Solves Everything.

Please ask yourself "Have I sufficiently listened to both sides, before forming my opinion on matters of debate?" If not, you might want to re-think your position.

Favorite green karma quote: "Never stop being weird."

Favorite (anonymous) red karma quote: "Seventeen gophers can fit up your asshole." I found that to be quite impressive! Yay me!!
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hiding
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Ha! NEVER TURNED THEM BACK IN FALL!
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Thread: The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Are The Four Fukushima Reactors - Tribulation Is 2011 to 2018 In Line With The Blood Moon Cycle Timetable
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I'm sure I've mentioned this elsewhere, and I'm also sure others have come to the same conclusion:

If the four reactors at Fukushima were the so-called four horsemen of the apocalypse, then one may then conclude that the 7 year tribulation started started March 11, 2011.

And this lines up quite well with the timetable referenced in all the talk of the current Blood Moon Tetrad and the Shmita Jubilee cycle.

The end is here.

Or rather March 2018.

And that is actually just about right.
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March 11 won't be DOOM.
It'll starts later during the slavic Maslenitsa 13.03 - 22.03.
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Global zombie doom, eh?

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The time change conspiracy part of OP's Op is intriguing.

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Shoon.

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Consider the rumor about a human rabies virus being contained in the CDC that causes cannibalism.
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Pittsburg. March 10.

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Moon Pennsylvania - just outside of Pittsburg.
March 10.
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oh yea how could we forget dst,daylight stupid time.
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"A Human Happy Meal"
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"A Human Happy Meal"
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Would'a, could'a, should'a...

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NASA's Soho Theatre which shows the sun in real time has been offline for weeks. They are definitely hiding something. It went offline during the time that Venus was visible and Mercury would have shown up too a few days later.

It may have something to do with Venus.

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NASA's Soho Theatre which shows the sun in real time has been offline for weeks. They are definitely hiding something. It went offline during the time that Venus was visible and Mercury would have shown up too a few days later.

It may have something to do with Venus.

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"Why are space experts
being consulted
about an earthbound emergency?
So far, all the betting
on the answer to that question
centers on the recent explorer
satellite shot to Venus.
That satellite, you recall,
started back to Earth,
but never got here.
That's the space vehicle
which orbited Venus
and then was purposely
destroyed by NASA,
when scientists discovered
it was carrying
a mysterious,
high-level radiation with it.
Could that radiation
be somehow responsible
for the wholesale murders
we're now suffering?"
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Re: Sunday March 11, 2018: Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks An Hour Ahead (Or You'll Wind Up Being A Human Happy Meal)
why not just leave the clocks alone!!! people can get up earlier if they think it's a good idea!!

ocrocka <== LEAVE THE CLOCKS ALONE!!!





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