Crazy women do it better.

That is true. I can't stand a missionary Mary. Gyrate those hips bitch!

You forgot a couple...


"For all her intensity and passion, the crazy girls is actually incapable of inflicting pain on another person, even those who have done wrong by her. She has a habit of absorbing the pain from those around her and tends to make it her mission to take it away- even if it is not within her power to do so. She’s developed a strong emotional intelligence over the years and doesn’t shy away from the shadows, both her own and others. For this reason people tend to feel safe with her and gladly hand over their secrets for safe-keeping, letting themselves be pulled under her protective wing for inspiration and guidance."