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Dems Dumbf×ck New Slogan!

 
Bastila
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01/30/2018 11:41 PM
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Dems Dumbf×ck New Slogan!
We choose both!!

In a tear filled, pussified lib speech, from one of hundreds of Kennedy kids, spoke these immortal words out of his oddly lubricated mouth: "We choose both!"

This is perfect for libs, it covers all of their inconsistencies:

Do we support Affirmative Action... or racial equally? #wechooseboth

Do we support Sharia Law... or womans' right? #wechooseboth

Do we support the belief that there is male privilege... or there is no such thing as genders? #wechooseboth

Do we support a woman's right to choose what happens to her body... or forced vaccines? #wechooseboth




Post you dem stances!!

Last Edited by Bastila on 01/30/2018 11:43 PM
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01/31/2018 12:52 AM
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I and a friend i watch it with died with laughter when he said that.

Cause we already had an inside joke relating "I want bofe."

At a Krystal near nashville we were waiting in line during breakfast hours.

A slow walking slothy kneegrow somehow got in front of us in line mainly because his meandering gait involved wild uncertain animations of his arms, and constant stops to pull his pants back up.

So we stayed back unsure of his ability and intent. In line the girl asked if he wanted sausage or bacon with his breakfast.

"I want boffe'" came his response barely intelligible in the midst of the alternating smacking and sucking sounds that seemed to emanate from his maw unbidden.

"Well there is an upcharge..."

"NA NAH NA NAW." thr urban savage whinnied seemingly in protest. "I aint paying shit, i want bofthe, muffucka"

So he got his order and we watched him resume him zulu dance walk to the door.

Then as we were ordering, an interreption...

"Ay ay hey AY. You forgot the damn sausage," handing the bag back holding it out, demandining the free sausage that was not given the first time. "I tole you i want bofe, damn put a cup of gravy in derr too. Shit."

And that my friends is how a democrat gets to choose both.
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01/31/2018 12:54 AM
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dems you can serve God or Satan


you cannot serve both

Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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01/31/2018 01:05 AM
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That's it!!!!


#wechooseboffe
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Two black women were getting their pictures taken and While the cameraman was adjusting the camera, one of the women asked "Yo Lavanda, Whas he doin?. The other replied, "He gonna Focus", then the other said, "You mean the bofus?
"Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems."

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