men do NOT get periods. If you get blood coming out of your penis, then go to the emergency room or see a doctor immediately.. if you get blood coming out of your ass, you have torn something and will probably get toxic shock as shit goes into your blood stream again you probably need to go to the emergency room. I cannot fathom how dumb you have to be to believe men can get periods, and to top it off they are somehow at a university/college, so they're supposed to be smart, as in top of the class, not borderline RETARDED.