“The 21-year-old said she’s had no access to a tampon in an emergency too many times to count.”


The non-snowflake response to this would be to learn from these many previous experiences and start carrying a tampon with her.

Are these kids retarded or something? “Too many times to count” and your response is to participate in a protest and talk about your period to the school newspaper? Your mother failed you, Shannon Matthew. This is a conversation she should’ve had with you at age 12 and, barring that, a lesson you should have learned the first time it happened. It’s why, if you look in almost every pre-menopausal adult woman’s purse, you will find a lone tampon for just such situations.

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