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Wife accidentally bites off husband's testicle during sex...Wife accidentally bites off her husband's testicle in a 'surge of excitemen

 
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A man in Taiwan was reportedly rushed to hospital on Boxing Day after his wife chewed off one of his testicles during an aggressive lovemaking session.

When paramedics arrived at the couple's home, they apparently saw the 51-year-old man, surnamed Wang, wearing a robe and holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl while the wife repeatedly explained: 'I accidentally bit it off!'

Taiwan news website Apple Daily reported that the mans' right ball had been ripped off by his wife surnamed Hsieh, 49.


Hsieh called an ambulance to the home at around 2am on December 26.

Apple Daily reported that Wang works at a car repair shop. He and Hsieh have married for many years and have two children.

Paramedics said the panicking couple were waiting for them at the entrance of their flat in Taichung City in West Taiwan.

Wang was taken to Tungs' Taichung Metro Harbor Hospital where he was treated by Lu Li-hua, the supervisor of ER.

Lu said the patient's scrotum was sutured, but his right testicle was not reattached for fear of an infection.
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At least they have not a boring sex life......

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Re: Wife accidentally bites off husband's testicle during sex...Wife accidentally bites off her husband's testicle in a 'surge of excitemen
I wonder how much that hurt. At least he still has one good one left.
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lol of course his name is wang.
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lol of course his name is wang.
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lol of course his name is wang.
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This made me laugh
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lol of course his name is wang.
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How is it hanging, Wang?
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lol of course his name is wang.
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SUM TING WONGrofl5
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is that her name, or the noise she made spitting it out?
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Ouch!!

I bet they won't be trying that again in a hurry..
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On the bright side, never going to be cancer in that nut.
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On the bright side, never going to be cancer in that nut.
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Now she can kick him in the ball.
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Now she can kick him in the ball.
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Introducing the new One Ball Policy.


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Well...ya know them nips just LOVE pork dumplings.
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He got sacked on that play.....
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eekalert

Ouch!!

I bet they won't be trying that again in a hurry..
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Again?
If he had any balls left he would never go near that ballbusting bitch again.
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eekalert

Ouch!!

I bet they won't be trying that again in a hurry..
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Again?
If he had any balls left he would never go near that ballbusting bitch again.
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lol

Why would you bite someone's ball off? Seriously, she wouldn't have been that excited hearing him screaming and yelling at her to stop..
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How is that even an "accident".

You would have to chomp down pretty hard to rip that off.

Dang.

They are freaky errr somethin.

Yikes!
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:grandsglp:
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Hahahahahaha

omg.
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How is that even an "accident".

You would have to chomp down pretty hard to rip that off.

Dang.

They are freaky errr somethin.

Yikes!
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How is that even an "accident".

You would have to chomp down pretty hard to rip that off.

Dang.

They are freaky errr somethin.

Yikes!
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator
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