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Muslims Wipe Their Butts With A Bare Hand, A Splash Of Water Then Don't Wash With Soap

 
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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:justno:
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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Yes, this is true. I have a friend that taught in the UAE and they avoided stair railings and door knobs (at the school) because of the stinky hands that had touched it. They told me much more -- all of it very disgusting - including how having sex with a boy is not considered a homosexual act.

Indians are not much better. Spouse worked at a big tech company here in the Midwest that had to put signs in the restrooms to put the TP in the toilet and flush --- not put it in the trash can!
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Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75487740


Yes, this is true. I have a friend that taught in the UAE and they avoided stair railings and door knobs (at the school) because of the stinky hands that had touched it. They told me much more -- all of it very disgusting - including how men having sex with a boy is not considered a homosexual act.

Indians are not much better. Spouse worked at a big tech company here in the Midwest that had to put signs in the restrooms to put the TP in the toilet and flush --- not put it in the trash can!
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Isaiah 5:20
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75487740


Yes, this is true. I have a friend that taught in the UAE and they avoided stair railings and door knobs (at the school) because of the stinky hands that had touched it. They told me much more -- all of it very disgusting - including how men having sex with a boy is not considered a homosexual act.

Indians are not much better. Spouse worked at a big tech company here in the Midwest that had to put signs in the restrooms to put the TP in the toilet and flush --- not put it in the trash can!
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Sorry for the extra post, thought I was editing and for some reason, I don't find a 'delete' button.

Last Edited by evangeline claire on 03/14/2021 01:26 PM
Isaiah 5:20
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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It adds flavor to their cooking
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Pray for a clean shit
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Where I work, there is a muzzrag who prefers to be called Mo, who, when he needs to make shit, he will in a totally nonchalant way, grab an empty water bottle from the recycling, fill it and then take that to the bathroom with him.

the door closes and it's anyone's guess.

when he comes out, he's not in possession of the water bottle.


my observations are 1) Mo ALWAYS stinks like faeces 2) muzzrags have an aversion to flushing toilets 3) there is always ALWAYS a large pube salad on the seat.


To suggest muzzrags are unclean is an insult to the unclean.
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bumpin' that "pube salad"
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try to set beside jeew and smell the real shit?
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right

so disgustingly fat americans
smear shit all over their ass with toilet paper from Costco that used to be British Columbian
rainforests-

and this is superior


ps and the fecal mess formerly wasnt even what nutritionists call "food"
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Sounds like fun
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Are you just joking or what? Is that for REAL? SERIOUSLY?
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Yeah, and then they prepare your food, kebab sandwich or whatever. But no pork, of course.
Bon appetit
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A takeaway chef wiped his bottom using his hands before preparing food because he does not use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons', a court heard.

Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, was found to have a filthy bottle in the kitchen of Yeahya Flavour of Asia, which inspectors concluded was covered in faecal matter.

When questioned, he said he filled the empty milk bottle with water from the kitchen taps before using it to clean his backside after going to the toilet.


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It's all fun & games until someone finds your butt water bottle with fecal matter on it in the kitchen where you prepare the food.
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And pigs are filthyepiclol
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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complete and utter bullshit....ur a racist pig!
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LBJ let them in anyway.1965.
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In India we wipe out bums with our bare hands and then wash it with soap. I assume that's the same in Muslim countries.

It's still far better than wiping with paper. I've used paper a few times and it didn't make me feel like I was clean. Like, I need water to feel clean.

Also, if you use paper to wipe your bums (the part that gets the dirtiest) then why not also use paper to wipe sweat off your bodies. Why even bother taking a bath?

The reason is that it's the water that makes you feel clean. So washing your bum with water is the SUPERIOR way.
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Haven't you heard? It's racist to criticize them for that. Or for fucking goats, donkeys, camels, and children.
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How do you wipe your butt with bare hands?




Isn’t that just finger painting?
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How do you wipe your butt with bare hands?




Isn’t that just finger painting?
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Because of their diet of fats, sugars, chemicals and GMO, most westerners have no knowledge what a natural stool is like...
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What about the three seashells?
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Haven't you heard? It's racist to criticize them for that. Or for fucking goats, donkeys, camels, and children.
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At least you're safe, Hogbottom. grinning
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That's just like the french, funny they think pork is unclean though.
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How do you wipe your butt with bare hands?




Isn’t that just finger painting?
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Because of their diet of fats, sugars, chemicals and GMO, most westerners have no knowledge what a natural stool is like...
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A clean diet is your justification for backdoor play?
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Remember don’t shake
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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Muslims don't just throw their hands between their cheeks and have a good root around after we've been to the toilet. Any, "Ooh, watch out, you shouldn't shake the left hand of a Muslim" myths—implying, again, that our hands are permanently dusted with shit particles—are ridiculous and offensive

read this because you had me going for a bit

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Gross, they carry douches around?
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the religion of islam , is a religion of ignorance and foolishness.

the majority of muslim countries have the worst level of illiteracy in the world.
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Couldn’t read “don’t fuck the goat.”
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But no bacon?
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So this type of thread is allowed but actual conversations about Israeli influence in U.S. foreign affairs get banned? Right....
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...how many times have you actually seen this happen?
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It's true, I went to a mainly Muslim job site and used the port-o Jon and there was a 2 gallon milk Jug full of water in there they hang there ass over the urinal part to wash their shitty ass.





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