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Muslims Wipe Their Butts With A Bare Hand, A Splash Of Water Then Don't Wash With Soap

 
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Muslims Wipe Their Butts With A Bare Hand, A Splash Of Water Then Don't Wash With Soap
But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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Superior you say?

BOLLOCKS!
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I’ve been to the Middle East twice and this is very true.
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Superior you say?

BOLLOCKS!
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no I, but they.

Social media discussions are littered with Muslims espousing the virtues of bare handed water based butt wiping.
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It's the religion that tells you how to live every facet of your life, even how to wipe your ass. And it does a bad job of it.

It's really putrid and I wish the Left would walk away from it.
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duh, it's called a bday toilet. you wiping yr ass on 100000 year old amazon rain forests..
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duh, it's called a bday toilet. you wiping yr ass on 100000 year old amazon rain forests..
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Ahh yes, you could hardly move for all the bidets in 7th century Arabia or even modern day Arabia

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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Actually the culture is very clean.

Most use a bidet; is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

High pressure shower handles work really well. Much better than toilet paper.
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Actually the culture is very clean.

Most use a bidet; is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

High pressure shower handles work really well. Much better than toilet paper.
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Actually, wiping shit with your bare hand is disgusting, and actually most do NOT use a bidet.
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Actually the culture is very clean.

Most use a bidet; is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

High pressure shower handles work really well. Much better than toilet paper.
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Actually, wiping shit with your bare hand is disgusting, and actually most do NOT use a bidet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11509876


You can't convince these sickos. I have seen too many debates where Muslims claim BARE HANDED wiping with a splash of water is clean. Nothing about using soap, or a glove or the fact that the absolute majority of Muslims do not have access to bidets.

We just have to accept that toilet paper and wet wipes are filthy but picking shit put of your butt with your finger is clean allah said so after all.

Not only clean, but "much cleaner" 1rof1
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Are you just joking or what? Is that for REAL? SERIOUSLY?
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Are you just joking or what? Is that for REAL? SERIOUSLY?
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Yeah, and then they prepare your food, kebab sandwich or whatever. But no pork, of course.
Bon appetit
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DaDa their scaring me again, lol Ewwwww!
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Are you just joking or what? Is that for REAL? SERIOUSLY?
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Yeah, and then they prepare your food, kebab sandwich or whatever. But no pork, of course.
Bon appetit
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A takeaway chef wiped his bottom using his hands before preparing food because he does not use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons', a court heard.

Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, was found to have a filthy bottle in the kitchen of Yeahya Flavour of Asia, which inspectors concluded was covered in faecal matter.

When questioned, he said he filled the empty milk bottle with water from the kitchen taps before using it to clean his backside after going to the toilet.


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Where I work, there is a muzzrag who prefers to be called Mo, who, when he needs to make shit, he will in a totally nonchalant way, grab an empty water bottle from the recycling, fill it and then take that to the bathroom with him.

the door closes and it's anyone's guess.

when he comes out, he's not in possession of the water bottle.


my observations are 1) Mo ALWAYS stinks like faeces 2) muzzrags have an aversion to flushing toilets 3) there is always ALWAYS a large pube salad on the seat.


To suggest muzzrags are unclean is an insult to the unclean.
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I used to work with a guy that used a plastic cup from the water machine. I could never work out why there was always a cup of near empty water in the stall when I went in. Wasn't till years later I found out about the water wash wipe.

I just thought he liked drinking water in the bog.
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And then serve you kebab.
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cruise AT THE SHITTARDS!
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So do Indians.
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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Actually the culture is very clean.

Most use a bidet; is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

High pressure shower handles work really well. Much better than toilet paper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59567049


Actually, wiping shit with your bare hand is disgusting, and actually most do NOT use a bidet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11509876


You can't convince these sickos. I have seen too many debates where Muslims claim BARE HANDED wiping with a splash of water is clean. Nothing about using soap, or a glove or the fact that the absolute majority of Muslims do not have access to bidets.

We just have to accept that toilet paper and wet wipes are filthy but picking shit put of your butt with your finger is clean allah said so after all.

Not only clean, but "much cleaner" 1rof1
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Can you imagine the filth under their fingernails?
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Actually the culture is very clean.

Most use a bidet; is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

High pressure shower handles work really well. Much better than toilet paper.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59567049


Actually, wiping shit with your bare hand is disgusting, and actually most do NOT use a bidet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11509876


You can't convince these sickos. I have seen too many debates where Muslims claim BARE HANDED wiping with a splash of water is clean. Nothing about using soap, or a glove or the fact that the absolute majority of Muslims do not have access to bidets.

We just have to accept that toilet paper and wet wipes are filthy but picking shit put of your butt with your finger is clean allah said so after all.

Not only clean, but "much cleaner" 1rof1
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Can you imagine the filth under their fingernails?
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This is why I learned to cook myself...
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They are unclean.
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That's why they give you their left hand to shake when meeting you.
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Haven't you heard? It's racist to criticize them for that. Or for fucking goats, donkeys, camels, and children.
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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But remember, their culture is far far superior to ours.

Worth remembering too that there isn't much fresh water in the desert so whoever came up with these rules didn't even use water. Just stones or dirt.

The culture of shitty hands.



"Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times." - Sahih Muslim 2:463
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Muslims don't just throw their hands between their cheeks and have a good root around after we've been to the toilet. Any, "Ooh, watch out, you shouldn't shake the left hand of a Muslim" myths—implying, again, that our hands are permanently dusted with shit particles—are ridiculous and offensive

read this because you had me going for a bit

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Wipe ass with hand but don’t eat bacon
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I have a bidet. I could barely live without one, now that I'm used to it. I do use TP, but only a small amount, to dry.

I've had acquaintance's express some shock with the idea of spraying yourself clean on a bidet, but I'd bet that they'd want to use more than just toilet paper if they needed to clean peanut butter from a shag carpet.





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