Lays Barbecue Chips "DOOM EDITION"

The bag was purchased at a random Safeway. Says Party Size on the bag.
Behind the E of barbecue there is a an eye with fangs. Never seen that before on any bag of Lays Barbecue Chips. I joked about it with my wife and she rolled her eyes.
About 3 servings and 15 minutes later, I'm on the ground grabbing my stomach like I got shanked. Worst pain I've had in a while. Apparently it looked so bad, my wife almost called an ambulance.
If you see any food items with a single eye with fangs on it. STAY AWAY!!!
I know that stuff is poison anyway, but seriously...

:ZebraAlert:

That kind of sudden illness is NOT funny for those of
us who have gone through it--excruciating pain that
drops you to the floor--call to 911--ride to the
hospital with oxygen mask on your face--long ride in
the wheelchair to the ER...Then you tell them you
think you've been poisoned or something..But you
don't "know for sure." Bunch of tests.

Then home after about 5 hours in the E.R. with NO
CONCLUSIVE DIAGNOSIS. Oh...and that doesn't even take
into consideration the $5,000 ER bill and the $1,000
ambulance bill--none of which is paid because there isn't
a diagnosis made! OMG...

I've had a consumer product that was poisoned (by
something??) and it's really terrifying. I think my
poisoning was in off-brand orange juice...maybe deliberately
done in the store--maybe just contamination at the food
plant. Either way--I know it was nearly a fatal trip.

Sorry for your experience, OP...and no...I won't eat
any potatoe chips with an OCCULT SYMBOL on the bag!


O'sCookie

:ScareyDolly:

Eggs have explosives in them. I put one in the microwave and the egg blew up. nothing is safe to eat.

You gotta put two eggs in the microwave at the same time for it to work