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WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan

 
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"A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.

The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case. Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor."

[link to nynettle.com]

fart wtf

Last Edited by Sleepy Night Owl on 04/16/2021 04:26 PM
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Comon man! I hate a mudslime as much as the next guy, but this is fucked!

Good god!
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
who cares, it's a goatfucker in a shitslam country.

You deserve 1 star though for posting nettle websites, which are fakery.
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Gas him!
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My farts smell good. I would had been rewarded
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
who cares, it's a goatfucker in a shitslam country.

You deserve 1 star though for posting nettle websites, which are fakery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69819524


I don't know, I just saw this story on the side of the page of after clicking on a link to Nettle from a currently pinned post (Saudi King Says Mass Arrests Will See 9/11 Orchestrators ‘Brought To Justice’) and I thought it was crazy. Looked like a GLP topic so I shared it.

TBH, I've never seen the site before today so have no idea whether it's fakery or not. So you're saying Nettle is like The Onion site??

Last Edited by Sleepy Night Owl on 11/14/2017 06:29 PM
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
who cares, it's a goatfucker in a shitslam country.

You deserve 1 star though for posting nettle websites, which are fakery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69819524


I don't know, I just saw the article on the side of the page linking to nettle from a pinned post here (Saudi King Says Mass Arrests Will See 9/11 Orchestrators ‘Brought To Justice’) and I thought it was crazy. Looked like a GLP topic so I shared it.
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


neon nettle is run from the UK from a shadowy company and two suspicious individuals. It's propaganda and honeypot dis-info just like yournewswire which is also run from the UK by a homosexual Iranian former BBC employee. Both remind me of Christopher Steele.
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My farts smell good. I would had been rewarded
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lol
TIME IS A TRICK...

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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
who cares, it's a goatfucker in a shitslam country.

You deserve 1 star though for posting nettle websites, which are fakery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69819524


I don't know, I just saw the article on the side of the page linking to nettle from a pinned post here (Saudi King Says Mass Arrests Will See 9/11 Orchestrators ‘Brought To Justice’) and I thought it was crazy. Looked like a GLP topic so I shared it.
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


neon nettle is run from the UK from a shadowy company and two suspicious individuals. It's propaganda and honeypot dis-info just like yournewswire which is also run from the UK by a homosexual Iranian former BBC employee. Both remind me of Christopher Steele.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69819524


Okay thanks for the info. I guess 1 star is fair in this case, lol. hf

Last Edited by Sleepy Night Owl on 11/14/2017 06:39 PM
TIME IS A TRICK...

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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
who cares, it's a goatfucker in a shitslam country.

You deserve 1 star though for posting nettle websites, which are fakery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69819524


I don't know, I just saw the article on the side of the page linking to nettle from a pinned post here (Saudi King Says Mass Arrests Will See 9/11 Orchestrators ‘Brought To Justice’) and I thought it was crazy. Looked like a GLP topic so I shared it.
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


neon nettle is run from the UK from a shadowy company and two suspicious individuals. It's propaganda and honeypot dis-info just like yournewswire which is also run from the UK by a homosexual Iranian former BBC employee. Both remind me of Christopher Steele.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69819524


Okay thanks for the info. hf
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


Don't worry, it's no big deal... Everyone on GLP with blue names posts their stuff time and time and time and time again here so it doesn't really matter. They lap it up and never once questioned or tried to investigate the suspicious fucks who own those sites.
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It's fake. you retards.
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Dude was probably sodomized a lot in his youth.
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
they stopped labeling things containing sucralose i've noticed. this is what sucralose does to you.

a few months ago you noticed that EVERYTHING in the health section of meijer, walmart had sucralose in it. then it disappeared off the label in some of the products but you KNOW it's in there by the effect
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


It's fake. you retards.
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
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"A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.

The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case. Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor."

[link to nynettle.com]

fart wtf
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


I have no sympathy for him, his statement makes it pretty clear he wouldn't have any for other victims of muzzledum.
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It's fake. you retards.
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But completely believable, islam really is that crazy.
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Gee, do you think this might be fake news, to prejudice wetawds against bad mooslims?
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So fart in mosque / sentence death

rape small children / celebrated

kill gay people / celebrated

throw acid into the face of a loved one / celebrated

WTF is wrong with these sick twisted fucks?
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IT IS THE TRUE IS-LAM!!!
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
they stopped labeling things containing sucralose i've noticed. this is what sucralose does to you.

a few months ago you noticed that EVERYTHING in the health section of meijer, walmart had sucralose in it. then it disappeared off the label in some of the products but you KNOW it's in there by the effect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75849239


WAIT! This is off topic, but VERY IMPORTANT! It deserves its own thread(if true).
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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
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"A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.

The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case. Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor."

[link to nynettle.com]

fart wtf
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL


islampeace
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cruise
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Blow it out yer ass, Mohammed!

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He who farts in church sits in his own pew!
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Even Confucius wouldn't do that!

Only...Confucius say, he who farther in church, sit in own pew!
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Takes a stench to know a stench!
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Farting is a big no-no, in Islam.

They have a story about some old-time guy who left his city because he farted in public.

He crept back, years later, and hung around some camel market. He heard someone say, "Oh yes, I remember that. It was the year that Abu Assface farted!"

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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
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"A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.

The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case. Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor."

[link to nynettle.com]

fart wtf
 Quoting: SLeePy NiGhT OwL



Fake news :

"This satirical post was published by a website called World News Daily Report. The website carries a disclaimer at the bottom of every page on its website stating that the nature of their content is entirely fictional.

The disclaimer states, “World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.”

The statement about their content being fictional is also present on their disclaimer page. The photo used in the World News Daily Report article is that of one Behnam Yaali who’s been accused of murdering his former girlfriend in Canada."



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Re: WTF... Man sentenced to death for passing gas in mosque during Ramadan
So the missing links think a medical condition is something to be executed for. Savages.





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