I'm so drunk and I have no friends

You need a friend?

I hear you bro

Have a fun weekend!

My brother admitted himself in a dry up tank finally.

I need some ..........VA GINA GINA BO BINA BONANAFANA BO BINA ME MY MO MINA VAGINA !

You're not alone! You have ppl here who care about you

stupid show.

What you talking bout Willis?

Get back here.

Kid , you're a stupid show .

Here, why dont you chug this drink down to show us youre not a pussy. Leave op alone. Im in same boat. Only friends are dead or far away. I talk to my dead friends sometimes. This brews for you, good men, gone before your time. Rip.

I'm sober and I have no friends.

Friends? You better get back to work and not worry about your silly little friends.