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I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.

 
Chad Macallister
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I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
she was a hot blonde girl but she started going on about how she was a witch and she talked to dead people in the forest as part of her pagan. obligatory nose ring, of course

lost all sexual attraction and then after I had her leave I though damn those are the women they would have stoned back in the day. but why she gotta be and look so fine? damn - ruined.

she seemed really impatient and struggling with anxiety. she's a good artist (kinda) but I could already see that in 10 years she's going to be one of those childless "witches" and fat.. hating men, talking to dead people in the woods.

you think she was a real witch?

you think she was a spy from the moon isis cult after I been talking bad about dykes online?

u never know
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
Just another demon possessed woman. Nothing new these days.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
She can undoubtedly do better than you.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
Just another demon possessed woman. Nothing new these days.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
True Witches do not usually confess that they are nor brag of any special abilties they may have.

You just met a looney tune, that's all.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
Do I “think she was a real witch?”
That’s a good question... did she fly around on a broom stick casting spells and putting children in large caldrons? If not, then my answer would be no, there are no such things as witches, just fat broads and soon to be fat broads that have nothing going for them so they tell people they are witches. Is any of this making sense?
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Do I “think she was a real witch?”
That’s a good question... did she fly around on a broom stick casting spells and putting children in large caldrons? If not, then my answer would be no, there are no such things as witches, just fat broads and soon to be fat broads that have nothing going for them so they tell people they are witches. Is any of this making sense?
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It's making perfect sense.
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you think she was a real witch?

you think she was a spy from the moon isis cult after I been talking bad about dykes online?

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Demon Dykes, Dude - They're Dastardly.


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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
she was a hot blonde girl but she started going on about how she was a witch and she talked to dead people in the forest as part of her pagan. obligatory nose ring, of course

lost all sexual attraction and then after I had her leave I though damn those are the women they would have stoned back in the day. but why she gotta be and look so fine? damn - ruined.

she seemed really impatient and struggling with anxiety. she's a good artist (kinda) but I could already see that in 10 years she's going to be one of those childless "witches" and fat.. hating men, talking to dead people in the woods.

you think she was a real witch?

you think she was a spy from the moon isis cult after I been talking bad about dykes online?

u never know
 Quoting: Chad Macallister


you must have told her to take you to her coven so you dressed as baphomet take all of them as your sex servants the ugly ones can make you sandwiches !

the only problem is you need the baphometian bitch tits no Tits no coven ....

Buy a breast pump and a box of soy milk bottles , in no time you can be king cow trani of hells coven ! but OPPS! you need to become white tantric master after that! Its on the KARMA script!

lol
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Maybe she is, it is very possible. If true, she is cursed to be without a man. If not true, DO NOT FOOL AROUND WITH CRAZY!
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Can’t wait to get on the other side and out of this world.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
Aunt Renae is crazy dude! She thinks Killary and Olsoma live under the house.
I would rather live as if God exist and find out He doesn't than to live as if He doesn't and find out He does.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
young witches are rare, there is no way she spent her life learning what might be required of her to be a real witch

no matter, natural witches are even more rare, i guarantee you she doesn't know a damn thing

of course ive been wrong a few times before
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
It can be extremely stressful interacting with the dead.
They usually want answers about the confusion of their state.
If they were murdered it’s even worse. The energy of an angry wandering soul can consume you.
Some are peaceful and pretty chill to be where they are though.

No wonder she was stressed.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
tell her to ask them why they all voted pedojoe.
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so she's a necromancer.theyre the worst sd t unless they're a jezebel.sometimes they're both.Pray Jesus to put you a hedge.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
did she happen to use the restroom
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
You need to smudge your house now. I'd say you need to do it pretty quick.
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Re: I had a witch in my house tonight who claimed to speak with dead people in the forest.
Depends on your definition of a witch.
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That's a brew ha.....
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