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Go home to you rmommy

Release the Kraken

Run for your life it's Cthulhu

You! Out

"look Melania, the Ice Cream man!"

Twenty push-ups, Now!

Snowflake

john mccain i got 10 guns on you son

lay down..... put your hands on your head.... or face death mother fucker

And I would've gotten away with it too if it werent for you meddling g0y

I'm ready for you Mr Putin. Please fuck my mouth again, sir.

"Hey, that's my daughter over there and she won't date me. What's up with that?"

"Hey, look at that Yinon Plan For Greater Israel over there. I'm going to make Israel great again, so great, really great."

"Hey, smell my finger, America. I just finger banged the first lady, grabbed her by the pussy."

"Hey, you over there, the guy in the yarmulke. Got any matzo? I got a big jar of gifelte fish over here and need some matzo. Hey, you like gifelte fish? Sniff my finger, I just finger banged the first lady, it smells just like gifelte fish, really really fishy."

sorry! just thought it was obvious.

here you go!

trumppop
:trumppop:

yehaa!

trumpktraken
:trumpkraken:

yep.

trumpsnow
:trumpsnow:

Last Edited by Anubis on 09/01/2017 09:06 AM

Send 'em home to momma

Confiscate his coat

Get 'em out of here

trumpgetem
:trumpgetem:

Singing (a la Pink Floyd) as he wags his finger:

"All in all it's just some loser pricks on my wall"

"Hey you, can you get rid of this green frog, hiding behind my back?"

"Hey, Ivanka, my Yo-Yo fell off my finger. What do I do now?"

"So the Secret Service guy told me, 'This is how you call the elevator, Mr. President'"

"Anyone up for tasting a freshly picked booger?"

"Now I'll show you how Pepe the frog likes to masturbate me finger"

"Stop that man! He's just stolen Pepe the frog's cigar."

"No, I can't show you how big my Weiner is, but it's about the same size as this finger."

trumpcigar
:trumpcigar: