So why do Fags lisp? Is there a muscle or nerve in your asshole that effects your fucking tongue?

Well? What is it? Explain the mechanics of having your asshole violated that leads to a new speech impediment that everyone else getting plugged also has.

There should be a scientific name for the condition.

Prostate pressure induced mouth machinations?

PPIMM?

Always wondered this myself.

And why dont girls I fuck in the ass ever develope a lisp?

Your juth jealutttthhh

:youreafag::gaythread2:

It's demon possession.

Must be some quirk in our nerve structure compared to a woman's

Apparently it paralyzes an important muscle groups in men.

Or maybe it's some kind of brain injury :hmmm:

It ittthhh not! Quit thaying that dumbatheth

Perhaps It Has To Do With Trying To Be Unique... And Standing Out From The Crowd.

Similar To How Lots Of Emo's... Often Wear Black Skinny Jeans... And Black Eye Liner.

Or How The Bloods Gang... Always Wear Red...
And How The Crips Gang... Always Wear Blue.

To Add To That... Perhaps It Makes Them Feel More Feminine.

Also It Lets Other People Know... Immediately... What Your Sexual Preferences Are... Kind Of Like Self Advertising!

This Is All Speculation... As I Really Am Not Sure.

They are trying to talk without the jizz dribbling out from the last bj they gave...

You know....when you type it out like that it sounds like youre talking with a mouth full of liquid in your mouth...

Maybe that's it?

It's not anal sex at all. It's semen. You cum dumpsters swallowed so much it caused a physiological damage that compromised the structural integrity of your mouths somehow?

I thought the same thing when I saw what dude typed

Butt how did it spread?

It has to have an origin.

Dudes getting plowed all of a sudden noticed they had the same affinity to speak with a lisp simultaneously?

Bullshit.

These motherfuckers got a medical condition.

Demons talk like a bunch of fags then.

Aren't you supposed to be done?

Frustrated.

According to some gay dudes that I've known, the lisp speaking gays have been molested as a child. That's why they talk like that.

It's probably all the dicks and sperms wrecking their vocal cords.

I was to its bcuz they scream so loud when they get pounded it effects their voice.




Seems reasonable.

Brain damage from ass poundings.

God gave them over to a reprobate mind.

Demons sound like fags when talking through fags

might be something thats going wrong in the womb and it gives them a more feminine brain. i dont hate them for this but ill be damned if i ever celebrate it. how about we work on a cure instead of celebrating this shit.

lmao..
Have actually noticed this and asked myself the same question.
I personally think it's aa accumulation of jizz in their sinuses that keeps em from enunciating properly

Perhaps the lispy ones are gay due to genetic variation that also causes the lisp?

This has been covered on GLP several times before.

Not all feign a lisp/accent like that, only some.
Some possible reasons..

1. Group identity

2. It's harder for people to ridicule something if you pretend to be proud of it [by deliberately making it stand out].

For example, in Submarine (2011), some high school kid was said to have accidentally (and embarrassingly) crapped on the sidewalk in front of everyone at school.

He immediately turned and acted like he was *proud* of it, by making a show of dancing around and drawing attention to it.

Nobody could make fun of him over it, after that.

I think that's what gays are essentially doing, with that ridiculous lisp.

Most reasonable answer yet.