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I think someone needs to replace this professor with a hamster...


A UCLA professor who recommended replacing dogs and cats with more climate-friendly pets in the name of global warming may have bitten off more than he can chew.

His study, which found that dogs and cats have a significant impact on carbon emissions as a result of their meat-based diets, met with howls from pet owners and a lukewarm reception even from some environmentalists who also happen to love dogs.

Nil Zacharias, the founder of the digital media company One Green Planet, favors a plant-based diet, but as the owner of a 5-year-old Labrador mix named Goji, he said that asking people to give up their pets is unrealistic as well as problematic for the millions of shelter animals waiting for homes.
“You’re not going to see that happen,” Mr. Zacharias said. “I think dogs and cats, at least as long as they exist, are going to play an important role in our society and culturally, so I think telling people not to adopt cats and dogs would be irresponsible.”

In his paper published last week, UCLA professor Gregory S. Okin found that meat-eating dogs and cats create the equivalent of 64 million tons of carbon dioxide per year based on the energy consumption required to produce their food, or the same impact as driving 13.6 million cars.

“I like dogs and cats, and I’m definitely not recommending that people get rid of their pets or put them on a vegetarian diet, which would be unhealthy,” Mr. Okin said in a statement. “But I do think we should consider all the impacts that pets have so we can have an honest conversation about them. Pets have many benefits but also a huge environmental impact.”

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laugh

These eco-nazis just have to stick their noses in everything.

If you subscribe to their religion, though, I don't know how you can argue with the man, other than to say, "I love my cats and dogs," which, in the context of an argument about whether they are environmentally more damaging than smaller animals, really isn't an argument. It's like being an hard core environmentalist and a meat eater. You can't be both and not be a hypocrite, and since hypocrisy is the highest of the post-modern, secular humanist, sins, if you're one of them, eating meat or owning a dog just makes you the worst kind of person.
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Re: Professor says dogs and cats harm climate, advises hamsters instead
I am sure many professors harm the climate too either by blowing hot air, or by some mad experiment gone wrong.
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Will guard hamsters protect you from burglars..?

Or do you need at least 2 of them for that..?
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Will guard hamsters protect you from burglars..?

Or do you need at least 2 of them for that..?
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Lol!


Here's a good attack "hamster" for you...
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Will guard hamsters protect you from burglars..?

Or do you need at least 2 of them for that..?
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Protecting yourself from burglars is racist.

racist
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Re: Professor says dogs and cats harm climate, advises hamsters instead
Over 40% of domesticated hamsters are lost by their owners in the first 8 weeks.
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Over 40% of domesticated hamsters are lost by their owners in the first 8 weeks.
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40% of domesticated hamster owners are gays
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Hey dumbass "scientist"... guess what would used to live where cities are? A shit load of animals. Guess what they ate? Each other. This is not a new thing.
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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negros and muslims harm the climate 1,000,000 fold.
Its much like solar panels and wind turbines,
they do not PRODUCE enough to even MAINTAIN THEMSELVES.
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Over 40% of domesticated hamsters are lost by their owners in the first 8 weeks.
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40% of domesticated hamster owners are gays
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I see what you did there.
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It must be nice to be so fucking retarded in your academic position and still make a salary with tenure and benefits.
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Fuck that shit. Nobody's gonna take my cat from me.
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The professor can have all the allergy, eye watering inducing hamsters he wants.

But I'll be keeping my 4 cats. Thinking of getting a dog too.
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The professor can have all the allergy, eye watering inducing hamsters he wants.

But I'll be keeping my 4 cats. Thinking of getting a dog too.
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Dogs say humans harm it much more and advises dogs and cats to rise up and protect the climate.
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good idea, I'll buy my 3 cats some pet hamsters.
one big happy family.
yummy

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I think the professor hurts the climate more with his noise pollution.
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Yes indeed, cats are devastating the environment. If you care about mother nature, shoot cats on sight. Or keep them indoors full time.
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[link to www.washingtontimes.com]

I think someone needs to replace this professor with a hamster...
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Do not insult hamsters.
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Just kill everything, hurry the climate can't wait.
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Yes indeed, cats are devastating the environment. If you care about mother nature, shoot cats on sight. Or keep them indoors full time.
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Rural living, the absence of cats would mean rodent control.

I keep them.
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Will guard hamsters protect you from burglars..?

Or do you need at least 2 of them for that..?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75354018


Do they catch rats and mice?
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Good upstanding environmentally-conscious and -friendly transhumanist/transgenderists do NOT OWN dogs and cats - which are only hideous barbaric CARNIVORES, in realty.

Enlightened types, like our thoughtful Muslim friends, disavow large carnivorous ... "pets".
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I think this is a good idea, and while he's at it, why doesn't the teacher jump of a high cliff and that will improve climate the same as 1000 hamsters.
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[link to www.washingtontimes.com]

I think someone needs to replace this professor with a hamster...


A UCLA professor who recommended replacing dogs and cats with more climate-friendly pets in the name of global warming may have bitten off more than he can chew.

His study, which found that dogs and cats have a significant impact on carbon emissions as a result of their meat-based diets, met with howls from pet owners and a lukewarm reception even from some environmentalists who also happen to love dogs.

Nil Zacharias, the founder of the digital media company One Green Planet, favors a plant-based diet, but as the owner of a 5-year-old Labrador mix named Goji, he said that asking people to give up their pets is unrealistic as well as problematic for the millions of shelter animals waiting for homes.
“You’re not going to see that happen,” Mr. Zacharias said. “I think dogs and cats, at least as long as they exist, are going to play an important role in our society and culturally, so I think telling people not to adopt cats and dogs would be irresponsible.”

In his paper published last week, UCLA professor Gregory S. Okin found that meat-eating dogs and cats create the equivalent of 64 million tons of carbon dioxide per year based on the energy consumption required to produce their food, or the same impact as driving 13.6 million cars.

“I like dogs and cats, and I’m definitely not recommending that people get rid of their pets or put them on a vegetarian diet, which would be unhealthy,” Mr. Okin said in a statement. “But I do think we should consider all the impacts that pets have so we can have an honest conversation about them. Pets have many benefits but also a huge environmental impact.”

Less than 50%...

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 Quoting: Nobody You Know

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I'll bet the Professor knows all about playing with gerbils.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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I'll bet the Professor knows all about playing with gerbils.
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Maybe that's how he got the idea.





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