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What if you could EXTEND your cell phone battery life and charge your phone faster?

 
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What if you could EXTEND your cell phone battery life and charge your phone faster?
Since I don't use a cell phone, I can't vouch for this, but various providers of negative ion shields claim that the shields extend battery life anywhere from 50% to 300%, and speed up the time it takes to recharge the battery.

The negative ion shields also improve reception, according to the sellers at least.

So even if you don't care whether or not you get brain cancer like cell phone-aholic Ted Kennedy did, which is why you haven't taken steps to look into these protective shields, you now have another reason to look into them.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/21/2017 06:59 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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It's important to appeal to each person's self interest.

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Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Easy enough to validate, maybe I'll get one.
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Easy enough to validate, maybe I'll get one.
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I put my Phone in a Tupperware container every night and put it in the freezer, I have not had to recharge it once since about June 28th and this is July 21st. It is at 23% right now so I will probably recharge tomorrow. It's a business payed for phone and I can not always recharge when I need too.
I heard about this method on a German Radio show and it has worked very well for me. I get a new phone every 2 years anyway so I'm not worried about battery life, just holding a long charge, I never remove the battery or anything, It's a Samsung 5 something.
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I am uncertain how to use my phone while it is in the freezer. It is pretty cold !nd quite dark in there.

I have had a few brief chats in the walk in freezer, but it must act as an e.m.f. cage, because the "conversations are truncated and my nose hairs freeze.
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I am uncertain how to use my phone while it is in the freezer. It is pretty cold !nd quite dark in there.

I have had a few brief chats in the walk in freezer, but it must act as an e.m.f. cage, because the "conversations are truncated and my nose hairs freeze.
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Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I am uncertain how to use my phone while it is in the freezer. It is pretty cold !nd quite dark in there.

I have had a few brief chats in the walk in freezer, but it must act as an e.m.f. cage, because the "conversations are truncated and my nose hairs freeze.
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chuckle
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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When my phone's battery life gets short, I extend the battery life by replacing it.

(edit: The battery that is, not the whole phone. There are people who just get a new phone every year)

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I am uncertain how to use my phone while it is in the freezer. It is pretty cold !nd quite dark in there.

I have had a few brief chats in the walk in freezer, but it must act as an e.m.f. cage, because the "conversations are truncated and my nose hairs freeze.
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Since I don't use a cell phone, I can't vouch for this, but various providers of negative ion shields claim that the shields extend battery life anywhere from 50% to 300%, and speed up the time it takes to recharge the battery.

The negative ion shields also improve reception, according to the sellers at least.

So even if you don't care whether or not you get brain cancer like cell phone-aholic Ted Kennedy did, which is why you haven't taken steps to look into these protective shields, you now have another reason to look into them.
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Just say ion shield. An ion is a negatively charged particle.
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Easy enough to validate, maybe I'll get one.
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I put my Phone in a Tupperware container every night and put it in the freezer, I have not had to recharge it once since about June 28th and this is July 21st. It is at 23% right now so I will probably recharge tomorrow. It's a business payed for phone and I can not always recharge when I need too.
I heard about this method on a German Radio show and it has worked very well for me. I get a new phone every 2 years anyway so I'm not worried about battery life, just holding a long charge, I never remove the battery or anything, It's a Samsung 5 something.
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Sweet!
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I am uncertain how to use my phone while it is in the freezer. It is pretty cold !nd quite dark in there.

I have had a few brief chats in the walk in freezer, but it must act as an e.m.f. cage, because the "conversations are truncated and my nose hairs freeze.
 Quoting: ol' scratch


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OP, Preferred link or brand????
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OP, Preferred link or brand????
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I don't have a preferred brand. I would check the reviews for a particular product to make sure the product is real. When it comes to things like this, there are always folks willing to sell fakes that have no ion generating capacity.


I'd also avoid MLM products if possible because their prices are many multiples higher when MLM marketing is involved.

For instance there is a line of ion clothing. The clothing has worked wonders, but they want $125 to $175 for each item. That's crazy unless a person is well to do.

I would look for non MLM ionic clothing if that's something you're interested in.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/21/2017 10:23 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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They'll be the last 2 men alive on Earth.

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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
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Hubby doesn't have email either. You should see him when he is out driving and sees people talking/texting while driving. He actually has plastic dog poop that he holds out the window and yells "You are endangering lives, you piece of shit". Other than that, he is normal, healthy, and educated. Lol
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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
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Hubby doesn't have email either. You should see him when he is out driving and sees people talking/texting while driving. He actually has plastic dog poop that he holds out the window and yells "You are endangering lives, you piece of shit". Other than that, he is normal, healthy, and educated. Lol
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LOL What a character!

In recent weeks, it has been my experience that one time out of five the car that is first in line at red lights isn't paying attention and that someone has to honk to get them to move after the light turns green.

What on earth would cause so much inattention?
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
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Hubby doesn't have email either. You should see him when he is out driving and sees people talking/texting while driving. He actually has plastic dog poop that he holds out the window and yells "You are endangering lives, you piece of shit". Other than that, he is normal, healthy, and educated. Lol
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LOL What a character!

In recent weeks, it has been my experience that one time out of five the car that is first in line at red lights isn't paying attention and that someone has to honk to get them to move after the light turns green.

What on earth would cause so much inattention?
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In other words, your husband is a douchebag
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I think you, and my husband, are the last two on earth to not have cell phones. Lol
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Hubby doesn't have email either. You should see him when he is out driving and sees people talking/texting while driving. He actually has plastic dog poop that he holds out the window and yells "You are endangering lives, you piece of shit". Other than that, he is normal, healthy, and educated. Lol
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LOL What a character!

In recent weeks, it has been my experience that one time out of five the car that is first in line at red lights isn't paying attention and that someone has to honk to get them to move after the light turns green.

What on earth would cause so much inattention?
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He is quite the character. Washington (State) just enacted a DUI-E law. It's Driving Under the Influence of Electronics. They want to prosecute it the same as a regular DUI.
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Hubby doesn't have email either. You should see him when he is out driving and sees people talking/texting while driving. He actually has plastic dog poop that he holds out the window and yells "You are endangering lives, you piece of shit". Other than that, he is normal, healthy, and educated. Lol
 Quoting: Southern OR


LOL What a character!

In recent weeks, it has been my experience that one time out of five the car that is first in line at red lights isn't paying attention and that someone has to honk to get them to move after the light turns green.

What on earth would cause so much inattention?
 Quoting: Booger Cancer

In other words, your husband is a douchebag
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I'm pretty sure this is directed at me and NOT Booger. No, my hubby is not a douchebag. Check your state accident and fatality rate for electronics. I went to a presentation on crime in our area by the Sheriff's Office. The presenting officer said Cell Phones were worse than DUI's just due to the numbers. More people use cell phones while driving than drink and drive.
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That's pretty accurate. LOL

My best friend doesn't have one. She is one of those people who has been particularly sensitive to any kind of electronics. She worked with mercury for about a year when she was in her early 20's. My theory is that having metal in your body creates more "pings."
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Hubby doesn't have email either. You should see him when he is out driving and sees people talking/texting while driving. He actually has plastic dog poop that he holds out the window and yells "You are endangering lives, you piece of shit". Other than that, he is normal, healthy, and educated. Lol
 Quoting: Southern OR


LOL What a character!

In recent weeks, it has been my experience that one time out of five the car that is first in line at red lights isn't paying attention and that someone has to honk to get them to move after the light turns green.

What on earth would cause so much inattention?
 Quoting: Booger Cancer

He is quite the character. Washington (State) just enacted a DUI-E law. It's Driving Under the Influence of Electronics. They want to prosecute it the same as a regular DUI.
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Saw it somewhere that a person is more far more likely to have an accident while texting than while under the influence of alcohol.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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To the idiot who keeps posting about putting a cell phone in the microwave, you will be banned if you pull that crap again.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/21/2017 11:24 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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I still wouldn't own one of the fuckers!
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When you talk to a person with a smart phone it's like talking to a fucking crackhead.
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When you talk to a person with a smart phone it's like talking to a fucking crackhead.
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Hey look, reality is out here not in your fucking phone!
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A tumor or battery life is the least of my worries!





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