So u wanna shot at the title eh?

What is it with these sport fanatics that entitles them to keep scor e, run game and hire a referee? I mean how is the three of those factors become a title? Is it the award cermoniea, the red carpet dinners or does it give them that warm fuzzy feeling after a home run? N what about the owners and managers, oohwhee hole other level eh? Seriously though how does one achieve a title or feel the capacity to arrange for a title? I'm flabergasted and confused, with a straight shot of wonder. Tell me like I'm a 2 year old that doesn't understand english. Please.