Bible stories with Miss Miggy

OK. So here's the way I tell bible stories.

Pentecost.

After Jesus was crucified he first swooped down to hell for all of us then was back in Heaven that evening so he could dine with the thief that died alongside him on the cross.Fine. That whole thing was a disaster but now he's finally in Heaven and I imagine quite content..But wait.What's going on down there?The Disciples are falling apart at the seams.Seriously?I have to go back down there again and straighten them out???Okay.I'll go but I'm not happy about it.Maybe I'll just wander around a bit before I visit them.The questions are crazy- especially from Thomas.After he finally convinces them to get their act together- that this is REAL and not a hallucination - he tells them to just stay put while he goes back to Heaven- PERMANENTLY this time.Just SIT THERE until you are told to do otherwise!And I'm not teaching you anything else, either. You know everything there is to know at this point so go out there and preach it!Zoom. He is gone. And finally happy in the presence of his Father.About a week later the Disciples are sitting in the upper room, finally doing what Jesus told them to do when, Whoosh!!!!!What was THAT?!Go outside, Peter! There are people out there!But they don't speak our language! What should I say?!Just say SOMETHING!Okay. I will.And not only did Peter talk but so did all the others.And whatever it was they said was so marvelous that 3,000 people decided to commit to Christ that day.The end.PS. There were probably much more like 6-8 thousand but they didn't count women and children back then.😊🙃😊🙃