Kathy Griffin Photo Caption Contest

I'm racist towards fat loud mouthed liberal bitches!

Allah Akbar!

They be after me lucky charms

I'm self destructive!

"You have been assimilated. Resistance is futile."

I'll only wake up when demon's drag my foul ass to hell!

I make the Antichrist jealous!

that's my favorite convo with liberals now.

when they call me a racist, I point out the ugliest
woman and ask if they'd date her.

invariably, the answer is "no, she's ugly"

and I say, "okay, so you're racist too, since you want the ugly race to go extinct."

I was paid by Soros!

I don't get offended easily. That's what's wrong with the world today.

Don't hate me because I'm ugly! Fuck you Kelly LeBrock!

"Hehehe I've got you right where I want you..."

I have yet begun to find new ways to fuck myself!

I'm a walking punch line. Everyone is in line to punch me!

There's a reason you don't see me and Carrot Top at the same time.

"I just pooped"

Jokes on me!

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...or

Joke's on me!

Thanks LMFAO

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"Ginger Jezebel"

I may be 56 but my 'lil titties are 16
(I know cause I bought them that way)!

take me to your leader

Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway!

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When I'm good, I'm good but when I'm bad, I fuck my career up!

My ass beheaded home this new years eve!

ISIS loves me!