I have a structured settlement but I need cash now...

Call J G WENTWORTH 877 6 NOW!

Here's one I have from the fifties in my head
that will never go away.

"Daytime, Nighttime Saturday too,
We open our doors,
Citizen's Bank of Maryland,
Conveniently yours."

I thought it was 877 cash now

Is this a tricky question?

thats the wrong number. Its 877-cash-now. Stop spreading fake numbers! Lol

Oh Oh, Better Get MAACO!

sigh. everyone fuck off.

Someone that gives a damn.

Better call Saul.

They will take 30-50%

You do not need it that bad.

Your drug dealer and a gaggle of hookers after heading back from the payday loan store. Make sure you settle for 10% Cas have, no lower.... they will also want a life insurance policy on you.

Call me. I will take 50% and pay you the rest right now. You will be signing it over to me to receive payment.

All necessary background checks, due diligence, and shit will be performed.

Are you OK with that Oppie?


If so post your contact info.

hawwwwwwt pocket!

Bernie Madoff.

If you don't get him, he'll call you back collect.

Yes he does

J.G. Wentworth's current string of commercials featuring the "Boy Band" are their best yet.

FYI: there's an interesting story behind them. Four communications students got together and created the commerical to compete in a contest sponsored by Wentworth. Those talented guys walked away with the $30,000 cash prize, and the rest is history... and reruns.

Scammer?

1800NEED DOPE NOW

Are you by any chance an African prince?

Maybe you should get a job.

It's my money and I want it NOW!


Thanks for playing along everyone...

Last Edited by cj33z on 05/25/2017 12:41 PM

BOOM, head shot!