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TheGasMan II
User ID: 71648857 United States 05/21/2017 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like someone hung out with this cat. "Every new child born brings the message that God is not yet discouraged of man." - Tagore "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle. :TGMtank: |
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Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 05/21/2017 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol. The other day, Animal Control came to my house and told me that my two dogs had escaped from the backyard. They said that they were out running loose and chasing kids on bikes. I told them that's impossible; my dogs don't even own bikes. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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Booger Cancer
User ID: 13299994 United States 05/21/2017 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Parrot did it. Book'em, Danno! Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved. |
Lady Jane Smith
(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2686399 Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade. Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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Lady Jane Smith
(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol. The other day, Animal Control came to my house and told me that my two dogs had escaped from the backyard. They said that they were out running loose and chasing kids on bikes. I told them that's impossible; my dogs don't even own bikes. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
Lady Jane Smith
(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | acquaintance of mine had a parrot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73005463 He go drunk and lost him in the park, in the middle of the night His parrot got up into a tree and wouldn't come down for nothing. He was there 6 hours to rescue him That's what drunk parrots do. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
Rachael123
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2686399 United States 05/21/2017 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2686399 Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade. Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to. You need a bigger cage. |
Lady Jane Smith
(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2686399 Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade. Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to. You need a bigger cage. The cage is YUGE! Meant for a macaw -- he's a sun conure. He's just a selfish, horny little asshole. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
Booger Cancer
User ID: 13299994 United States 05/21/2017 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well at least Chad has his own mind and lives free within it. He sounds bad ass to me. You should give him some beer and get him a lady bird. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74922223 Do you think he would stay home, or still sneak off the Chad it up with strange birds? It's a good thing Chad Parrot didn't meet up with Tina Hawk. The feathers would fly! Once she sank her claws into his wallet, he'd be like, "Bitch, make me a sammich!" She might say, "You ARE the sammich!" He say, "My name is Rico Suave. Sammich THIS! Whoop whoop!" Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 05/21/2017 10:39 AM Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74934365 United States 05/21/2017 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is he a slayer? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Uncle Fuck Stick
User ID: 73099587 United States 05/21/2017 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Probably got the booze and pot from this fucking guy :santaiscoming: Last Edited by Uncle Fuck Stick on 05/21/2017 10:40 AM :4hlick: |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74934365 United States 05/21/2017 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You've just described the male of every species on Earth. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Lady Jane Smith
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 74934365 United States 05/21/2017 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2686399 Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade. Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to. Parrot. Shrubbery. I can't resist. Go on, someone mention lumberjacks. I double-dog dare you. Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 05/21/2017 10:43 AM Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Lady Jane Smith
(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2686399 Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade. Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to. Parrot. Shrubbery. I can't resist. Go on, someone mention lumberjacks. I double-dog dare you. Ha!! I was waiting for you to use that one. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
~kpm~
User ID: 15779537 United States 05/21/2017 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol. The other day, Animal Control came to my house and told me that my two dogs had escaped from the backyard. They said that they were out running loose and chasing kids on bikes. I told them that's impossible; my dogs don't even own bikes. When I was a kid we dressed up our lab in shorts and a shirt, he ran away and decscribing him to police was rather entertaining. ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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