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Yesterday my parrot was brought home by the police. Axe me a question

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Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.
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Sounds like someone hung out with this cat.

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How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get?
Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade.
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Chad was out chasing some birds!

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chuckle

My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol.
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acquaintance of mine had a parrot.
He go drunk and lost him in the park, in the middle of the night
His parrot got up into a tree and wouldn't come down for nothing.
He was there 6 hours to rescue him
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Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.
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The Parrot did it.

Book'em, Danno!
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How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get?
Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade.
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Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to.
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Chad was out chasing some birds!

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chuckle

My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol.
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The other day, Animal Control came to my house and told me that my two dogs had escaped from the backyard. They said that they were out running loose and chasing kids on bikes. I told them that's impossible; my dogs don't even own bikes.
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acquaintance of mine had a parrot.
He go drunk and lost him in the park, in the middle of the night
His parrot got up into a tree and wouldn't come down for nothing.
He was there 6 hours to rescue him
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That's what drunk parrots do.
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Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.
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Bad Bird.I have a parrot :)Glad you got it back.
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How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get?
Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade.
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Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to.
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You need a bigger cage.
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How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get?
Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade.
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Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to.
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You need a bigger cage.
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The cage is YUGE! Meant for a macaw -- he's a sun conure. He's just a selfish, horny little asshole.
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Well at least Chad has his own mind and lives free within it. He sounds bad ass to me. You should give him some beer and get him a lady bird.
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Do you think he would stay home, or still sneak off the Chad it up with strange birds?
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It's a good thing Chad Parrot didn't meet up with Tina Hawk. The feathers would fly!

Once she sank her claws into his wallet, he'd be like, "Bitch, make me a sammich!"

She might say, "You ARE the sammich!"

He say, "My name is Rico Suave. Sammich THIS! Whoop whoop!"

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So, no one wants to ask about Chad, the parrot?
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Is he a slayer?
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Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.
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Sounds like someone hung out with this cat.

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lmao

Probably got the booze and pot from this fucking guy

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He's just a selfish, horny little asshole.
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You've just described the male of every species on Earth.

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So, no one wants to ask about Chad, the parrot?
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Is he a slayer?
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A High-T one at that.
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Stayed out all night.

Asshole bird ate & has been sleeping it off since.
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Sounds like someone hung out with this cat.

tgmwtf
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lmao

Probably got the booze and pot from this fucking guy

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EWWWWW!!!!!!!
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How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get?
Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade.
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Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to.
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Parrot.
Shrubbery.
I can't resist.





Go on, someone mention lumberjacks.
I double-dog dare you.

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How is it that the police brought him home? Did you report him missing? I'd love to hear that call. Did the po po find him? How far away did he get?
Anyway, hope your bird had a great escapade.
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Neighbor found him in the shrubbery, called police and they were knocking on doors to find who the little asshole belonged to.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Parrot.
Shrubbery.
I can't resist.





Go on, someone mention lumberjacks.
I double-dog dare you.
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Ha!! I was waiting for you to use that one.
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chuckle

My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol.
 Quoting: ~kpm~


The other day, Animal Control came to my house and told me that my two dogs had escaped from the backyard. They said that they were out running loose and chasing kids on bikes. I told them that's impossible; my dogs don't even own bikes.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


chuckle

When I was a kid we dressed up our lab in shorts and a shirt, he ran away and decscribing him to police was rather entertaining.
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I've resigned
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Was Polly looking for a cracker?
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Okay. Have to get some work done.
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