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User ID: 15779537 United States 05/21/2017 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol. We once had a talking bird, looked like Barretta's bird, land on our deck. He started talking, it was pretty surreal, he got a police ride too, I think he was Canadian because he flew across the lake to get to us..... Illegal lil border jumping bastard! ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5* because this is one thread title you'll never see again in your lifetime (and I mean that in a good way). Quoting: ~ hannah~ Q: Did he learn any new words? None he has spoken. He only says, "Bird turd" <-------- What I call him half the time. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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User ID: 73150829 United Kingdom 05/21/2017 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!" Last Edited by the Seer on 05/21/2017 10:17 AM |
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(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dog used to get a ride home from police all the time, he would go to the next block over to go swimming, even though he had his own pool, lol. We once had a talking bird, looked like Barretta's bird, land on our deck. He started talking, it was pretty surreal, he got a police ride too, I think he was Canadian because he flew across the lake to get to us..... Illegal lil border jumping bastard! He was in his deck cage and opened the top. Serious escape artist. He's chillin' in his indoor cage now. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!" Quoting: Ms Seer Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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User ID: 74550956 United States 05/21/2017 10:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5* because this is one thread title you'll never see again in your lifetime (and I mean that in a good way). Quoting: ~ hannah~ Q: Did he learn any new words? None he has spoken. He only says, "Bird turd" <-------- What I call him half the time. Just wait until he wakes up from his Saturday night adventure/hangover. “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca You can lead the Democrats to knowledge, but you can't make them think. |
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(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a blue front amazon parrot for many years. Quoting: Carol B. I, also, would refer to him as "the asshole bird". And, that assholery is what made me love him even more. He's a sun conure. They all have big mouths. Thankfully, his cage is not in the mod cave, so we are all safe. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well at least Chad has his own mind and lives free within it. He sounds bad ass to me. You should give him some beer and get him a lady bird. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74922223 Do you think he would stay home, or still sneak off the Chad it up with strange birds? Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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(OP) Forum Administrator 05/21/2017 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5* because this is one thread title you'll never see again in your lifetime (and I mean that in a good way). Quoting: ~ hannah~ Q: Did he learn any new words? None he has spoken. He only says, "Bird turd" <-------- What I call him half the time. Just wait until he wakes up from his Saturday night adventure/hangover. lol!! Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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