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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
My ribeyes are never manufactured!
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Hope you like this 1 Martini!



From the author of Blade Runner:

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ok now that is awesome! AlmazanKitchen my new go to!
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 Quoting: Martini & Cigar


Bullshit.

That's how NOT to grill a steak.

You heat your grill to as hot as you can get it. 500-600 degrees is perfect.

Drop the meat on. Leave it for one minute. Flip it and leave for 1 minute. You have seared the meat and locked in the juices.

Now dial back the heat to medium and turn one or two more times over the next 10 minutes and it is done to medium rare perfection.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
ok now that is awesome! AlmazanKitchen my new go to!
 Quoting: Martini & Cigar


The videos are a little long....but no one else cooks like that!!
From the author of Blade Runner:

“There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.”

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If I wanted sex in the driveway, I wouldn't wear that costume!
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05/19/2017 10:43 PM
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
I have an salamander in my
Excalibur 32 inch 4 burner built in grill

excalibur salamander in the back of unit gets to 900 degrees.

Retails for about 1200 bucks.

I found this grill sitting on the curb as a throw away because the home down the street remodeled.

I agree with locking in the juices and then controlling temp after seer is key.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
I only grill Steak over a flaming hardwood fire. Hot and fast.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
How did I miss this one???
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
I only grill Steak over a flaming hardwood fire. Hot and fast.
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That's the best.
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Would a guy be able to drink that and not look like a pancy?
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Would a guy be able to drink that and not look like a pancy?
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LOLI I don't know, it's Bourbon in a glass for me.
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I can't believe some people still eat meat...
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I can't believe some people still eat meat...
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Beef, its whats fur dinner.

Bloody good & bloody.

Yum
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Would a guy be able to drink that and not look like a pancy?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If you are in a tropical setting you could get away with one. Or at at party if someone makes it for you and tells you to try it. Out alone or with guys, probably not.
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I only grill Steak over a flaming hardwood fire. Hot and fast.
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That's the best.


Sounds like perfection
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
Would a guy be able to drink that and not look like a pancy?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If I'm already having sex and grilling steak, my man card is verified and I'll drink all the tropical drinks I want!! Besides it seems pretty low key, not like a Appletinit.

:PepePill:
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
Would a guy be able to drink that and not look like a pancy?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If I'm already having sex and grilling steak, my man card is verified and I'll drink all the tropical drinks I want!! Besides it seems pretty low key, not like a Appletinit.

:PepePill:
 Quoting: X1811


True.

If a woman offers you sex in the driveway just say yes. You might get the real thing or you might get the drink. Either way, you should be ok.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
sex in the driveway and ribeye (check)

today

Pornstar Martini and grilled salmon.



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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
sex in the driveway and ribeye (check)

today

Pornstar Martini and grilled salmon.




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Last Edited by Martini & Cigar on 05/21/2017 07:26 PM
A word of caution to neophyte Martini drinkers: When taken to excess, this perfectly civilized drink can lead directly to uncivilized behavior.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
stfu
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
sex in the driveway and ribeye (check)

today

Pornstar Martini and grilled salmon.




 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74620797


forgot to log in. Damn pornstar martini's
 Quoting: Martini & Cigar


The last martini recipe you gave me had me bouncing around like a ping pong ball with a buzz.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
How did I miss this one???
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


the election is over now
you can take your shirt off in your avatar pic
and its summer time also
so no need to wear any bra
bra's are overrated anyways
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free the nipples protest
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
sex in the driveway and ribeye (check)

today

Pornstar Martini and grilled salmon.




 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74620797


forgot to log in. Damn pornstar martini's
 Quoting: Martini & Cigar


The last martini recipe you gave me had me bouncing around like a ping pong ball with a buzz.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


rockon
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Would a guy be able to drink that and not look like a pancy?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If I'm already having sex and grilling steak, my man card is verified and I'll drink all the tropical drinks I want!! Besides it seems pretty low key, not like a Appletinit.

:PepePill:
 Quoting: X1811


True.

If a woman offers you sex in the driveway just say yes. You might get the real thing or you might get the drink. Either way, you should be ok.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


Oh yeah, it's not the time to start asking annoying questions or making demands...do not look back!
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for kraut

A word of caution to neophyte Martini drinkers: When taken to excess, this perfectly civilized drink can lead directly to uncivilized behavior.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak



 Quoting: Martini & Cigar


Bullshit.

That's how NOT to grill a steak.

You heat your grill to as hot as you can get it. 500-600 degrees is perfect.

Drop the meat on. Leave it for one minute. Flip it and leave for 1 minute. You have seared the meat and locked in the juices.

Now dial back the heat to medium and turn one or two more times over the next 10 minutes and it is done to medium rare perfection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74922223


With proper thickness of steak. I concur.

At the end. Stack the steaks on top of each other and place in lowest temp corner. Close lid for about a few more minutes. When open back up, steaks should now be bleeding that fat, it has melted, and should look juicy. Just don't tip that flavor off. And you are done with a medium steak.

Enjoy
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
pizza and old fashioned




A word of caution to neophyte Martini drinkers: When taken to excess, this perfectly civilized drink can lead directly to uncivilized behavior.
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Re: sex in the drive way and grilling ribeye steak
I just tried Sex in the Drive Way, I do not like. It's so damn hot down here, I thought this blue drink would cool me off. It looks beautiful and refreshing, I just don't like it.

So I made a Trumptini.
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