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Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 05/03/2017 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Done and Dusted Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Done and Dusted
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Done and Dusted
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TRIGGLYPUFF
User ID: 38676961 United States 05/03/2017 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How Sexually Pure Are You? Quoting: Done and Dusted Settle in. This purity test is comprehensive. For every NO take a point off Share your score if brave enough I crown the champion with 50 at the end of it Most off all enjoy or better not 1.hugged someone ? THAT'S RAPE. 2.got kissed on cheek/kissed someone on cheek? THAT'S RAPE. 3.been on a date? THAT'S DATERAPE. 4.created an online profile? THAT'S RAPE 5.downloaded a dating app? RAPE. 6.played 'doctors'? DEFINITELY RAPE. 7.gotten/given a hickey? PHYSICAL ABUSE AND RAPE. 8.Kissed someone whose last name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE. 9.Kissed someone whose FIRST name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE. 10.Kissed someone you knew was taken? ALSO RAPE. Your test raped me. |
deplorable recollector
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PirateMonkey
User ID: 71739552 United States 05/03/2017 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright... in the interest in furthering the GLP community... let's do this. *unzip* I'm sure we can knock out like 10 or so of these. *sigh* The things we do for GLP... 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 05/03/2017 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 28.Tried to perform oral sex on yourself? 28B. Succeeded in performing oral sex on yourself? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 05/03/2017 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright... in the interest in furthering the GLP community... let's do this. *unzip* I'm sure we can knock out like 10 or so of these. *sigh* The things we do for GLP... Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 05/03/2017 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A gentleman doesn't brag. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 05/03/2017 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's called "being married". Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
ItsMaKa2
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Done and Dusted
(OP) User ID: 53368169 Australia 05/03/2017 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How Sexually Pure Are You? Quoting: Done and Dusted Settle in. This purity test is comprehensive. For every NO take a point off Share your score if brave enough I crown the champion with 50 at the end of it Most off all enjoy or better not 1.hugged someone ? THAT'S RAPE. 2.got kissed on cheek/kissed someone on cheek? THAT'S RAPE. 3.been on a date? THAT'S DATERAPE. 4.created an online profile? THAT'S RAPE 5.downloaded a dating app? RAPE. 6.played 'doctors'? DEFINITELY RAPE. 7.gotten/given a hickey? PHYSICAL ABUSE AND RAPE. 8.Kissed someone whose last name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE. 9.Kissed someone whose FIRST name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE. 10.Kissed someone you knew was taken? ALSO RAPE. Your test raped me. :sbimagi: And it was good gods but this post was r.i.p. too Ave Ameristralia! -Down Under Inventory Specialists -Taurus get 50% off this month |
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BadProgBad
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Done and Dusted
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Deplorable Mary
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Done and Dusted
(OP) User ID: 53368169 Australia 05/03/2017 12:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 68.Thank you all [link to funnyasduck.net] Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 05/03/2017 12:20 PM Ave Ameristralia! -Down Under Inventory Specialists -Taurus get 50% off this month |
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Butthead
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Butthead
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Done and Dusted
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MissCleo
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