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The Purity Test (+18 only)

 
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Ok -- 32.

Does that make me a prude?
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Pure as driven snow...
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35
haven't had sex with anyone on GLP. yet.
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Well you just haven't lived until you've flopped with a glper!

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thread delivered
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Mmm agumball


Thread: Chilling in the slow lane
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haven't had sex with anyone on GLP. yet.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Well you just haven't lived until you've flopped with a glper!

hiding
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kisspush

doomalert5
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alienchoppah
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OMFG

Just NO F WAY nocomment

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How Sexually Pure Are You?

Settle in. This purity test is comprehensive.

For every NO take a point off

Share your score if brave enough

I crown the champion with 50 at the end of it

Most off all enjoy or better not

1.hugged someone ? THAT'S RAPE.
2.got kissed on cheek/kissed someone on cheek? THAT'S RAPE.
3.been on a date? THAT'S DATERAPE.
4.created an online profile? THAT'S RAPE
5.downloaded a dating app? RAPE.
6.played 'doctors'? DEFINITELY RAPE.
7.gotten/given a hickey? PHYSICAL ABUSE AND RAPE.
8.Kissed someone whose last name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE.
9.Kissed someone whose FIRST name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE.
10.Kissed someone you knew was taken? ALSO RAPE.
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


Your test raped me.
deplorable recollector

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05/03/2017 11:12 AM
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33....


Damn, I am almost a perv:)
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05/03/2017 11:27 AM
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I guess 38 is not that bad
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05/03/2017 11:33 AM
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Does it count if you went to a strip club as a designated driver, but didn't participate?

Who hasn't seen pornography? It's even on television.
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05/03/2017 11:34 AM
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Anyone get a perfect score?
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05/03/2017 11:40 AM
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This Purity Test has been around FOREVER!!!

I remember downloading it and filling it out way back in the day of computer BBSs and 1200 Baud modems.
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05/03/2017 11:41 AM
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This Purity Test has been around FOREVER!!!

I remember downloading it and filling it out way back in the day of computer BBSs and 1200 Baud modems.
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Niceeeee hahah
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05/03/2017 11:42 AM
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35
haven't had sex with anyone on GLP. yet.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Alright... in the interest in furthering the GLP community... let's do this.

*unzip*

I'm sure we can knock out like 10 or so of these.

*sigh* The things we do for GLP...
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28.Tried to perform oral sex on yourself?

28B. Succeeded in performing oral sex on yourself?
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haven't had sex with anyone on GLP. yet.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Alright... in the interest in furthering the GLP community... let's do this.

*unzip*

I'm sure we can knock out like 10 or so of these.

*sigh* The things we do for GLP...
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


corbinclappa
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Anyone get a perfect score?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


blush A gentleman doesn't brag.
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27
 Quoting: Loveless


LOL

54. Did u ever say to someone you love them just to get some?
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


That's called "being married".
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bumpbump Long time..
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How Sexually Pure Are You?

Settle in. This purity test is comprehensive.

For every NO take a point off

Share your score if brave enough

I crown the champion with 50 at the end of it

Most off all enjoy or better not

1.hugged someone ? THAT'S RAPE.
2.got kissed on cheek/kissed someone on cheek? THAT'S RAPE.
3.been on a date? THAT'S DATERAPE.
4.created an online profile? THAT'S RAPE
5.downloaded a dating app? RAPE.
6.played 'doctors'? DEFINITELY RAPE.
7.gotten/given a hickey? PHYSICAL ABUSE AND RAPE.
8.Kissed someone whose last name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE.
9.Kissed someone whose FIRST name you didn’t know? THAT'S RAPE.
10.Kissed someone you knew was taken? ALSO RAPE.
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


Your test raped me.
 Quoting: TRIGGLYPUFF



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And it was good ohyeah gods but this post was r.i.p. too 1dpanic dynamite
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I put my husband to work as often as possible.
eyebat
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now the bunny rabbit makes sense. :)
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shitstir2 these replies now I get it

scheming don't torture urself that's our job
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I shouldn't admit to a 43. But, well...no one here knows me!
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68.Thank you all

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lmao

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 Quoting: Capo


Yeah right.
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Ok -- 32.

Does that make me a prude?
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come on over and we will make it to 50
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iam a bad man
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69. Completely mind fvcked someone

You want me hard boiled, scrambled or toasted
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 Quoting: Capo


Yeah right.
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It was meant as a joke, damn test is too long!
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 Quoting: Loveless


LOL

54. Did u ever say to someone you love them just to get some?
 Quoting: Done and Dusted


That's called "being married".
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


clappacruise
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Anyone get a perfect score?
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would that really be considered perfect?





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