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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663  United States04/19/2017 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Would be great to date a glp girl. But im too much of an ass o here. I think. Quoting: _0_  Maybe i should claim im the anomaly, that gets them every time.  Hey Om!!! :) "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You definitely look like the muscle they call in when they need to send a message. LOL Quoting: Starbird Well you seem like you have the right kind of fun attitude about it. You need to make sure and come back and make threads about your exploits. Got my first date this week already. Lol 36 years old, blond hair , blue eyes. 5'10 looks about 130 lbs. Definitely doublr D's. Lol Computer programer. Kinda nervous. It is like going on a blind date. Sounds too good to be true. LOL Meaning Blonde DD computer programer. Better be sure she is not "transitioning" hahahaha Ha ha! I live in washington, home of boeing, google, microsoft, amazon and a million start ups. This place is like Hollywood for geeks. Everyone is a programer here. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74624734 Pancakes are very important. So is Pho. Love Pho! "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74624734 United States04/19/2017 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70939264 United States04/19/2017 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At the same time lol. Good stuff. Nice! "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74624734 United States04/19/2017 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Billy-X
User ID: 73433747  Australia04/19/2017 09:50 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You didn't make the mistake of paying money to a dating site? Quoting: -GLP-Christian- That is, it's a free site at least? Is it mainly african women or asian women that write to you? They always looking for a meal ticket, beware of that. They want that green card. Also beware when they start asking you for money for planetickets or translators, that's always scammers. Never give them a dime. I hope it works out for you but I doubt it. A woman that have to use internet dating is usually looking for free dinner and attention or there's something bad wrong with them, usually they're idiocrats. Most women can just go pick up a man if they feel like it, that's the power of the vag really. Even if they look like they got dragged with their face behind a car on the road, there's always a bunch of desperate guys that are willing. Not saying you are desperate, clearly you can hook the women having hooked 2 with marriage already and even gotten offspring. This is the first thing you have ever written that i agree with.... Women on internet dating websites are usually Insane, mentally unwell, carrying a shit ton of emotional baggage, fat, unemployed and/or drug addicted... Normal women have no reason to go on internet dating, unless being harrased by 80 men an hour & getting 20 dick pics is their idea of fun... Last Edited by Billy-X on 04/19/2017 09:50 PM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687  Canada04/19/2017 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You didn't make the mistake of paying money to a dating site? Quoting: -GLP-Christian- That is, it's a free site at least? Is it mainly african women or asian women that write to you? They always looking for a meal ticket, beware of that. They want that green card. Also beware when they start asking you for money for planetickets or translators, that's always scammers. Never give them a dime. I hope it works out for you but I doubt it. A woman that have to use internet dating is usually looking for free dinner and attention or there's something bad wrong with them, usually they're idiocrats. Most women can just go pick up a man if they feel like it, that's the power of the vag really. Even if they look like they got dragged with their face behind a car on the road, there's always a bunch of desperate guys that are willing. Not saying you are desperate, clearly you can hook the women having hooked 2 with marriage already and even gotten offspring. This is the first thing you have ever written that i agree with.... Women on internet dating websites are usually Insane, mentally unwell, carrying a shit ton of emotional baggage, fat, unemployed and/or drug addicted... Normal women have no reason to go on internet dating, unless being harrased by 80 men an hour & getting 20 dick pics is their idea of fun... I would never send a dick pic. The girl im going out with tomorrow said she thought about making a coffee table book out of all the ones she got with a nice cover that said, ninja please! "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry about the change up so fast mods. Just didnt want them to think i am a liar. Yup pushing 50. Lol Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 09:57 PM "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp girl looks like someone agrees with ya. Ha ha. Red karma for the "fuck toy" comment. And i got called a duche.  I just am honest. I was up front with the women i was having sex with last summer. Always. This is just sex. If you want more? We are not having sex. We can totally be friends. That sorta talk. They all agreed. Never forced myself on any woman. Have had a few force themselves on me. We are all adults here. If is just about sex? And its agreed upon? That doesnt make me a duche at all. This 22 year old girl i was sleeping with last summer called me that! Her "fuck toy". That is where i got it from. Lmao give her red karma silly. And she came on to me. Hard, full court press and i told her how old i was and she said, i dont care. You dont look like any 40 year old man i have ever seen. We are just having fun. Im not going to have babies with you. So i said ok. Im still a man. Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 10:07 PM "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Again, that is NOT what im looking for at all. Im DONE with that shit. I want something different. So that is why im trying this internet datinf thing so i can screen some of that stuff out. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72457170  Iceland04/19/2017 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just spend more time with your kids, no woman worth the distraction. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74720963 Been doing that for a while. Thanks. Im in no hurry. Kids grow up fast, so be careful. Not all 'attractions' are beautiful up close and personal, just scarred and destructive. Read Snow white... But you're a grown man with 2 wifes already, think the third one is the charm? Good luck!  |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 37189055 United States04/19/2017 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D 1) Before you even start, write a complete list of "Must have" and "Must not have". DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE LIST. 2) Refer to #1 constantly. That's the best advice! My experience is that a lot of men that hit on me were "mass marketing." They liked the face/body, but failed to read the profile, which proved they had absolutely nothing in common with me. You wonder why do people bother - its like everyone is empty but nobody is interested in more than one bite - they really need dating sites that are not full of shit. Unfortunately to me it looks like a big State Fair - just a mass of noise and people. Because, dating online is like goldpanning. Every once and a while you find a gold nugget amongst the sludge. I got lucky and found that gold nugget! Good analogy.  Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 37189055 United States04/19/2017 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason.  LMFAO    Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 37189055 United States04/19/2017 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason.  There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP? Belay that! She's a fucking wreck. I do like them a wreck. Im just not captain save a ho anymore.   Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada04/19/2017 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp girl looks like someone agrees with ya. Ha ha. Red karma for the "fuck toy" comment. And i got called a duche. Quoting: _0_ I just am honest. I was up front with the women i was having sex with last summer. Always. This is just sex. If you want more? We are not having sex. We can totally be friends. That sorta talk. They all agreed. Never forced myself on any woman. Have had a few force themselves on me. We are all adults here. If is just about sex? And its agreed upon? That doesnt make me a duche at all. This 22 year old girl i was sleeping with last summer called me that! Her "fuck toy". That is where i got it from. Lmao give her red karma silly. And she came on to me. Hard, full court press and i told her how old i was and she said, i dont care. You dont look like any 40 year old man i have ever seen. We are just having fun. Im not going to have babies with you. So i said ok. Im still a man. Insert the 'get a load of this guy' meme here.  |
| Storm*
User ID: 51882530 United States04/19/2017 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Dobielove That's the best advice! My experience is that a lot of men that hit on me were "mass marketing." They liked the face/body, but failed to read the profile, which proved they had absolutely nothing in common with me. You wonder why do people bother - its like everyone is empty but nobody is interested in more than one bite - they really need dating sites that are not full of shit. Unfortunately to me it looks like a big State Fair - just a mass of noise and people. Because, dating online is like goldpanning. Every once and a while you find a gold nugget amongst the sludge. I got lucky and found that gold nugget! Good analogy. I guess I was gold panning in the La Brea tar pits. |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States04/19/2017 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp girl looks like someone agrees with ya. Ha ha. Red karma for the "fuck toy" comment. And i got called a duche. Quoting: _0_ I just am honest. I was up front with the women i was having sex with last summer. Always. This is just sex. If you want more? We are not having sex. We can totally be friends. That sorta talk. They all agreed. Never forced myself on any woman. Have had a few force themselves on me. We are all adults here. If is just about sex? And its agreed upon? That doesnt make me a duche at all. This 22 year old girl i was sleeping with last summer called me that! Her "fuck toy". That is where i got it from. Lmao give her red karma silly. And she came on to me. Hard, full court press and i told her how old i was and she said, i dont care. You dont look like any 40 year old man i have ever seen. We are just having fun. Im not going to have babies with you. So i said ok. Im still a man. Insert the 'get a load of this guy' meme here. There is always one woman whose hating on me. Lmao!  Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 10:29 PM "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada04/19/2017 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp girl looks like someone agrees with ya. Ha ha. Red karma for the "fuck toy" comment. And i got called a duche. Quoting: _0_ I just am honest. I was up front with the women i was having sex with last summer. Always. This is just sex. If you want more? We are not having sex. We can totally be friends. That sorta talk. They all agreed. Never forced myself on any woman. Have had a few force themselves on me. We are all adults here. If is just about sex? And its agreed upon? That doesnt make me a duche at all. This 22 year old girl i was sleeping with last summer called me that! Her "fuck toy". That is where i got it from. Lmao give her red karma silly. And she came on to me. Hard, full court press and i told her how old i was and she said, i dont care. You dont look like any 40 year old man i have ever seen. We are just having fun. Im not going to have babies with you. So i said ok. Im still a man. Insert the 'get a load of this guy' meme here. There is always one woman whose hating on me. Lmao! :Prettymouth: I'm not 'hating on' you. It was just a 'get a load of this guy' kinda moment. :) Toughen up, big guy! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74722261 United States04/19/2017 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glp girl looks like someone agrees with ya. Ha ha. Red karma for the "fuck toy" comment. And i got called a duche. Quoting: _0_ I just am honest. I was up front with the women i was having sex with last summer. Always. This is just sex. If you want more? We are not having sex. We can totally be friends. That sorta talk. They all agreed. Never forced myself on any woman. Have had a few force themselves on me. We are all adults here. If is just about sex? And its agreed upon? That doesnt make me a duche at all. This 22 year old girl i was sleeping with last summer called me that! Her "fuck toy". That is where i got it from. Lmao give her red karma silly. And she came on to me. Hard, full court press and i told her how old i was and she said, i dont care. You dont look like any 40 year old man i have ever seen. We are just having fun. Im not going to have babies with you. So i said ok. Im still a man. Insert the 'get a load of this guy' meme here. There is always one woman whose hating on me. Lmao! :Prettymouth: more than one. you're not a chad but you play one on GLP.  |
| The Pale Horse
User ID: 58650860 United States04/19/2017 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried dating the internet once. Ended up googling too soon. Woke up and all I could see was a 404.  Last Edited by The Pale Horse Jockey on 04/19/2017 10:54 PM Riding bareback into the Apocalypse. :bengribbon: |
| The Comedian :D
User ID: 37189055 United States04/19/2017 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Starbird You wonder why do people bother - its like everyone is empty but nobody is interested in more than one bite - they really need dating sites that are not full of shit. Unfortunately to me it looks like a big State Fair - just a mass of noise and people. Because, dating online is like goldpanning. Every once and a while you find a gold nugget amongst the sludge. I got lucky and found that gold nugget! Good analogy. I guess I was gold panning in the La Brea tar pits.  My tools! My beautiful tools! Gone! Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
