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Internet Dating?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/19/2017 05:46 PM
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Well ... from my experience I have met one lady on Tinder. She was late, had a good time that evening at the bar. But, I didn't get laid because she didn't seem to be interested in one night stands.

As for Bumble, there are ALOT of beautiful women. I briefly dated a chick from there, but she turned out to be a nightmare. Luckily, we only dated for about 3 days.

The thing is, these women are too damn picky. If you are not over 5'8 with a six pack, the chances are women aren't going to want to date you. If you have a nice car, post it or a pet, post it as well.

As for me, bitches are too damn Sassy and won't even reply to any of your messages here on the East Coast (NY/NJ) area. OKC is a great example of how women treat men like shit.

I'm not the best looking guy either and I'm short. So, my chances of finding a successful match is limited. Oh well, I'm sure I'll meet her when I'm least to expect it.
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04/19/2017 05:50 PM
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Check out this thread:

Hot For Truther! Conspiracy dating site!! haha

You might like.
I posted on it that I may try it but I'm way too cautious.
I don't like any personal info out there about me.
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04/19/2017 05:53 PM
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you're an imposter and a imitator is what you are
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Fuck you! you are an emotional leach and an attention whore. Eat a bag of dicks.
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Hey OP, I found you one to borrow so you can give it to that wretched snowflake poster...

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04/19/2017 05:55 PM
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You are about to meet your online "date". If she has been on there for more than a few months, than you can bet she has been through a TON of failed relationships. That is why she is STILL on there. Now let this sink in... still interested in her? Picture a long, wide hallway. Packed full of dicks to the ceiling. This is what has been in her. You really think she didn't bang all these "dates"?

Good luck bro!
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Catfish.....chuckle
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04/19/2017 06:00 PM

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I'm glad you started this thread. I too have been thinking about doing this.

Any advice on what do to and NOT do?
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04/19/2017 06:06 PM

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Forget it. More trouble than it is worth. Only for losers who can't land a date any other way.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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04/19/2017 06:17 PM
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I'm glad you started this thread. I too have been thinking about doing this.

Any advice on what do to and NOT do?
 Quoting: Ohio chic


Never give your phone number until after you have met the person. Just my humble opinion. Be careful, there are so many scammers. Not sure of your "status" but I should have just put "single" instead of the truth "widow", because I think some people prey on that as well.

It can be overwhelming, and you do not have to answer everyone who posts a message to you. It can seem flattering when you get hundreds of messages, but also, kind of a bit scary. Good luck!
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04/19/2017 06:20 PM
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You are about to meet your online "date". If she has been on there for more than a few months, than you can bet she has been through a TON of failed relationships. That is why she is STILL on there. Now let this sink in... still interested in her? Picture a long, wide hallway. Packed full of dicks to the ceiling. This is what has been in her. You really think she didn't bang all these "dates"?

Good luck bro!
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Good luck OP. POF.com is pretty good. Be careful and have fun.

hf
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Forget it. More trouble than it is worth. Only for losers who can't land a date any other way.
 Quoting: Troggie2017


Says the bedpan in Waikikamoocow.
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I'm glad you started this thread. I too have been thinking about doing this.

Any advice on what do to and NOT do?
 Quoting: Ohio chic


1) Before you even start, write a complete list of "Must have" and "Must not have". DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE LIST.

2) Refer to #1 constantly.
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04/19/2017 06:28 PM
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I just want something different than a "fuck toy". Had pleanty of that last summer. I have been alone for 6 months now... anyway. Just seems weird internet dating. Thanks for all the reply's except the person that gave me red karma. Derp.
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I'm not here to push any particular service... however...

Here's what I've found. Free sites with many, many users are for quick meetups and not romantic relationships. It is very easy to say there are many others to choose from... next!

The sites which actually take the time to screen and match people based upon responses have had great success. There is one in particular but you can do research. These sites have people who are in search of long-term situations.

There are scams... beware of the person in the military who wants something from you for example. Also, the first person to talk to you is usually a predator and they prey on new people.

Good luck and have fun.
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04/19/2017 06:34 PM
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Nobody gives a fuck. Nice!

lmao
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POF is a good site. Strange tho.
7thAdamu

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04/19/2017 07:12 PM
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I meet a lot of chicks online. In fact I met the wife I'm divorcing right now online lol.

I call if online fucking and try not to get my hopes up on that even. You have to filter through a lot of shit.
What exactly are they worshipping here?

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04/19/2017 07:13 PM
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Nobody gives a fuck. Nice!

lmao
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POF is a good site. Strange tho.
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I pay for POF. Doesn't leave you lonely, that's for sure.
What exactly are they worshipping here?

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04/19/2017 07:15 PM
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You are about to meet your online "date". If she has been on there for more than a few months, than you can bet she has been through a TON of failed relationships. That is why she is STILL on there. Now let this sink in... still interested in her? Picture a long, wide hallway. Packed full of dicks to the ceiling. This is what has been in her. You really think she didn't bang all these "dates"?

Good luck bro!
 Quoting: Online Dater 43081424


This^^^

Been a very long time since I've met a girl online that wasn't ready to fuck that night.
What exactly are they worshipping here?

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04/19/2017 07:21 PM
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To quote the incomparable Lewis Grizzard:

"Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house"
 Quoting: HunkerDown


Been there done that!

lmao

Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 07:22 PM
"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna
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04/19/2017 07:23 PM
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
 Quoting: _0_


He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


cheers
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


shocked

There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Is she hot?? Im kinda hot. :) i like a lil bitchy and a lil crazy. Not a whole lot of crazy and a complete bitch.

My second wife was hot as fuck. And totally batshit. She is probably stocking me on glp right now, like she used too.

Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 07:28 PM
"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


shocked

There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Belay that! She's a fucking wreck.
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I do like them a wreck. Im just not captain save a ho anymore.
"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna
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04/19/2017 07:31 PM
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
 Quoting: _0_


I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64577533


Ha! My first tinder date was with a diehard liberal feminist. Cute girl but totally on the koolaid. She brought up politics at the table (this was shortly after the election) and I kept dodging. Finally told her I wasn't affiliated with any party.

Got back to her place and made it to the bedroom. During foreplay she actually said "I'm glad you're not an "r" word (republican)" . I put on my pants and left without saying a word.

Next morning I woke up to a slew of angry texts. I simply responded that I voted for trump and that liberals were nutjobs. Needless to say I never saw her again.

True story.
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Awesome story! Ha ha ha ha
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04/19/2017 07:35 PM
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I will be thinking about the Online thing maybe next year if I dont find anyone in about a years time after I make the move across the country.

I know it's been successful for quite a few people.

If it's on your mind to find a wife, and you can afford the fee's to some of these websites, I'd say what harm is there looking?

Are you ready for this type of relationship? Are you Stable?

I think you'll be fine OP :D
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Hey thaks! Yes stable as one could be on this site. Bwhahahha

No wife. Had 2 of them. Im good. Just like to meet someone to shair life with.
 Quoting: _0_ 37976613


Uhm, WAT???

:P

LMFAO

boygirlhug

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04/19/2017 07:37 PM
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Attractive Scale lowered by 3.

I am a average joe 7. That means I can pull 4's.

If you are a 10 then you should be able to pull 7's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57777761


Love your id #. I pull ALOT of hot ass. ALOT ALOT. That is not the problem. I want substance and a partner. Not just a piece of ass.

My ex girlfriend from before my ex wife was a 5 time dallas cowboy cheerleader and my ex girlfriend from last summer was the top stripper in the VIP room at a private gentlmens club.

Never the less. They were either a fucking train wreck, completely emotionally unavailable, or completely bat shit crazy.

Im looking for the total package. Not just a piece of ass. I can get a piece of ass anytime i want.

Never tried the online thing. Got some really good insite. Thanks for all the pm's and posts. :)
"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna
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I will be thinking about the Online thing maybe next year if I dont find anyone in about a years time after I make the move across the country.

I know it's been successful for quite a few people.

If it's on your mind to find a wife, and you can afford the fee's to some of these websites, I'd say what harm is there looking?

Are you ready for this type of relationship? Are you Stable?

I think you'll be fine OP :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74678568


Hey thaks! Yes stable as one could be on this site. Bwhahahha

No wife. Had 2 of them. Im good. Just like to meet someone to shair life with.
 Quoting: _0_ 37976613


Uhm, WAT???

:P

LMFAO

boygirlhug

redgrlsalute
 Quoting: LilMiss


Omg!!!! Look at what the cat drug in. Speaking of hot chicks. Ha ha ha ha!

No! I do NOT need a chastity belt!
"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna
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Attractive Scale lowered by 3.

I am a average joe 7. That means I can pull 4's.

If you are a 10 then you should be able to pull 7's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57777761


Love your id #. I pull ALOT of hot ass. ALOT ALOT. That is not the problem. I want substance and a partner. Not just a piece of ass.

My ex girlfriend from before my ex wife was a 5 time dallas cowboy cheerleader and my ex girlfriend from last summer was the top stripper in the VIP room at a private gentlmens club.

Never the less. They were either a fucking train wreck, completely emotionally unavailable, or completely bat shit crazy.

Im looking for the total package. Not just a piece of ass. I can get a piece of ass anytime i want.

Never tried the online thing. Got some really good insite. Thanks for all the pm's and posts. :)
 Quoting: _0_


Don't talk like this to your potential dates. Just a tip. lol

"Pull a lot of hot ass"?

*cringe*
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

 Quoting: _0_


Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck!
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damned Others left overs. verysad
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04/19/2017 07:42 PM
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If one more person tells me i need a fucking "chasity belt." Im going to loose my shit.

chuckle
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LMFAO Did I say it first????

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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04/19/2017 07:46 PM
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It's better to regret something you did than to regret something that you didn't do.
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


LMFAO

hi

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