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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73325453 United States 04/19/2017 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As for Bumble, there are ALOT of beautiful women. I briefly dated a chick from there, but she turned out to be a nightmare. Luckily, we only dated for about 3 days. The thing is, these women are too damn picky. If you are not over 5'8 with a six pack, the chances are women aren't going to want to date you. If you have a nice car, post it or a pet, post it as well. As for me, bitches are too damn Sassy and won't even reply to any of your messages here on the East Coast (NY/NJ) area. OKC is a great example of how women treat men like shit. I'm not the best looking guy either and I'm short. So, my chances of finding a successful match is limited. Oh well, I'm sure I'll meet her when I'm least to expect it. |
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Roadrage
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Online Dater User ID: 43081424 United States 04/19/2017 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are about to meet your online "date". If she has been on there for more than a few months, than you can bet she has been through a TON of failed relationships. That is why she is STILL on there. Now let this sink in... still interested in her? Picture a long, wide hallway. Packed full of dicks to the ceiling. This is what has been in her. You really think she didn't bang all these "dates"? Good luck bro! |
Roadrage
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Ohio chic
User ID: 74721648 United States 04/19/2017 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm glad you started this thread. I too have been thinking about doing this. Any advice on what do to and NOT do? NO! My name is NOT spelled wrong. Grab a dictionary. Peace, Love & Prayers God bless America And YES. I am a nurse! SIDE NOTE- I find articles everywhere and post what I think GLP would like to know. I do not necessarily believe or endorse some articles I find. So do not bash the messenger |
Troggie2017
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Tctpom
User ID: 44337978 United States 04/19/2017 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm glad you started this thread. I too have been thinking about doing this. Quoting: Ohio chic Any advice on what do to and NOT do? Never give your phone number until after you have met the person. Just my humble opinion. Be careful, there are so many scammers. Not sure of your "status" but I should have just put "single" instead of the truth "widow", because I think some people prey on that as well. It can be overwhelming, and you do not have to answer everyone who posts a message to you. It can seem flattering when you get hundreds of messages, but also, kind of a bit scary. Good luck! |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are about to meet your online "date". If she has been on there for more than a few months, than you can bet she has been through a TON of failed relationships. That is why she is STILL on there. Now let this sink in... still interested in her? Picture a long, wide hallway. Packed full of dicks to the ceiling. This is what has been in her. You really think she didn't bang all these "dates"? Quoting: Online Dater 43081424 Good luck bro! Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Coldreboot
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forget it. More trouble than it is worth. Only for losers who can't land a date any other way. Quoting: Troggie2017 Says the bedpan in Waikikamoocow. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm glad you started this thread. I too have been thinking about doing this. Quoting: Ohio chic Any advice on what do to and NOT do? 1) Before you even start, write a complete list of "Must have" and "Must not have". DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE LIST. 2) Refer to #1 constantly. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
A Friend
User ID: 73589289 United States 04/19/2017 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just want something different than a "fuck toy". Had pleanty of that last summer. I have been alone for 6 months now... anyway. Just seems weird internet dating. Thanks for all the reply's except the person that gave me red karma. Derp. Quoting: _0_ I'm not here to push any particular service... however... Here's what I've found. Free sites with many, many users are for quick meetups and not romantic relationships. It is very easy to say there are many others to choose from... next! The sites which actually take the time to screen and match people based upon responses have had great success. There is one in particular but you can do research. These sites have people who are in search of long-term situations. There are scams... beware of the person in the military who wants something from you for example. Also, the first person to talk to you is usually a predator and they prey on new people. Good luck and have fun. But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
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7thAdamu
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7thAdamu
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7thAdamu
User ID: 73730413 United States 04/19/2017 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are about to meet your online "date". If she has been on there for more than a few months, than you can bet she has been through a TON of failed relationships. That is why she is STILL on there. Now let this sink in... still interested in her? Picture a long, wide hallway. Packed full of dicks to the ceiling. This is what has been in her. You really think she didn't bang all these "dates"? Quoting: Online Dater 43081424 Good luck bro! This^^^ Been a very long time since I've met a girl online that wasn't ready to fuck that night. What exactly are they worshipping here? :deadsheep: |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To quote the incomparable Lewis Grizzard: Quoting: HunkerDown "Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house" Been there done that! Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 07:22 PM "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason. There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP? Is she hot?? Im kinda hot. :) i like a lil bitchy and a lil crazy. Not a whole lot of crazy and a complete bitch. My second wife was hot as fuck. And totally batshit. She is probably stocking me on glp right now, like she used too. Last Edited by 'n° on 04/19/2017 07:28 PM "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason. There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP? Belay that! She's a fucking wreck. I do like them a wreck. Im just not captain save a ho anymore. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to. Ha! My first tinder date was with a diehard liberal feminist. Cute girl but totally on the koolaid. She brought up politics at the table (this was shortly after the election) and I kept dodging. Finally told her I wasn't affiliated with any party. Got back to her place and made it to the bedroom. During foreplay she actually said "I'm glad you're not an "r" word (republican)" . I put on my pants and left without saying a word. Next morning I woke up to a slew of angry texts. I simply responded that I voted for trump and that liberals were nutjobs. Needless to say I never saw her again. True story. Awesome story! Ha ha ha ha "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
LilMiss
User ID: 74472679 United States 04/19/2017 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I will be thinking about the Online thing maybe next year if I dont find anyone in about a years time after I make the move across the country. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74678568 I know it's been successful for quite a few people. If it's on your mind to find a wife, and you can afford the fee's to some of these websites, I'd say what harm is there looking? Are you ready for this type of relationship? Are you Stable? I think you'll be fine OP :D Hey thaks! Yes stable as one could be on this site. Bwhahahha No wife. Had 2 of them. Im good. Just like to meet someone to shair life with. Uhm, WAT??? :P LMFAO |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Attractive Scale lowered by 3. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57777761 I am a average joe 7. That means I can pull 4's. If you are a 10 then you should be able to pull 7's. Love your id #. I pull ALOT of hot ass. ALOT ALOT. That is not the problem. I want substance and a partner. Not just a piece of ass. My ex girlfriend from before my ex wife was a 5 time dallas cowboy cheerleader and my ex girlfriend from last summer was the top stripper in the VIP room at a private gentlmens club. Never the less. They were either a fucking train wreck, completely emotionally unavailable, or completely bat shit crazy. Im looking for the total package. Not just a piece of ass. I can get a piece of ass anytime i want. Never tried the online thing. Got some really good insite. Thanks for all the pm's and posts. :) "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 46914427 United States 04/19/2017 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I will be thinking about the Online thing maybe next year if I dont find anyone in about a years time after I make the move across the country. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74678568 I know it's been successful for quite a few people. If it's on your mind to find a wife, and you can afford the fee's to some of these websites, I'd say what harm is there looking? Are you ready for this type of relationship? Are you Stable? I think you'll be fine OP :D Hey thaks! Yes stable as one could be on this site. Bwhahahha No wife. Had 2 of them. Im good. Just like to meet someone to shair life with. Uhm, WAT??? :P LMFAO Omg!!!! Look at what the cat drug in. Speaking of hot chicks. Ha ha ha ha! No! I do NOT need a chastity belt! "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada 04/19/2017 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Attractive Scale lowered by 3. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57777761 I am a average joe 7. That means I can pull 4's. If you are a 10 then you should be able to pull 7's. Love your id #. I pull ALOT of hot ass. ALOT ALOT. That is not the problem. I want substance and a partner. Not just a piece of ass. My ex girlfriend from before my ex wife was a 5 time dallas cowboy cheerleader and my ex girlfriend from last summer was the top stripper in the VIP room at a private gentlmens club. Never the less. They were either a fucking train wreck, completely emotionally unavailable, or completely bat shit crazy. Im looking for the total package. Not just a piece of ass. I can get a piece of ass anytime i want. Never tried the online thing. Got some really good insite. Thanks for all the pm's and posts. :) Don't talk like this to your potential dates. Just a tip. lol "Pull a lot of hot ass"? *cringe* |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56035109 Canada 04/19/2017 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck! |
LilMiss
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LilMiss
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