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Two wives and you're still going up to bat, good for you. Maybe you should hit yourself in the head with the bat this time, you might get better results.
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I found a great rug for my home on the internet a few days ago so it might just work out.

Good Luck you are one brave soul.


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ooh OP please give us updates.


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I tried an online dating site once. I received way too many pics of private parts. I then decided that want what I was looking for.
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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I do know of people who found a husband/wife on Match. Depending on where you live, you might have thousands of women from which to choose, or not many.
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

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Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck!
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I dont know. I got 25 pm's my first day on one site. Lol
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And if you fucked em all you would have a 23 in 25 chance of catching herpes or worse.
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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Back in 2001 (a year before I met my wife/best friend in real life) I had a great rapport with a 26 year old girl who lived about 10 miles away.

I was in my 20's, had a growing business, and she was 100% on with me. Before we were about to meet she asked me how I felt about children. I said I'd love to have them one day but wasn't ready at this stage of my life.

Bombshell:

"Ah Chris, I have 4 kids, but I think you'll love them. The farm I'm living at is actually my husbands, who I'm separated from. He comes here with his dad every day to work the livestock"

This was after about 5 back and forth emails. I immediately cut off communication. In her last email, she asked 'is it because I have kids?'

My response: No, because you're a deceptive bitch wasting my fucking time.

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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

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Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck!
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I dont know. I got 25 pm's my first day on one site. Lol
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The sites are good for entertainment. 8 out of 10 are not attractive, many lie in their profiles. Some of it's just comical.
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To quote the incomparable Lewis Grizzard:

"Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house"
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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Back in 2001 (a year before I met my wife/best friend in real life) I had a great rapport with a 26 year old girl who lived about 10 miles away.

I was in my 20's, had a growing business, and she was 100% on with me. Before we were about to meet she asked me how I felt about children. I said I'd love to have them one day but wasn't ready at this stage of my life.

Bombshell:

"Ah Chris, I have 4 kids, but I think you'll love them. The farm I'm living at is actually my husbands, who I'm separated from. He comes here with his dad every day to work the livestock"

This was after about 5 back and forth emails. I immediately cut off communication. In her last email, she asked 'is it because I have kids?'

My response: No, because you're a deceptive bitch wasting my fucking time.
 Quoting: chrisvet


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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

 Quoting: _0_


Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck!
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I dont know. I got 25 pm's my first day on one site. Lol
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And if you fucked em all you would have a 23 in 25 chance of catching herpes or worse.
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This isn't Australia.
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
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shocked

There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP?
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you're an imposter and a imitator is what you are
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Fuck you! you are an emotional leach and an attention whore. Eat a bag of dicks.
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Hint:
Chicks love it when you ban and delete.
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
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shocked

There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP?
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Belay that! She's a fucking wreck.
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Its a weird and unnatural way of meeting people. It does work for a lot of people, but the environment is bizarre.

I tried ok Cupid for 3 weeks. It was overwhelming and I hated it. It's a lot of work to filter through all of the nonsense and I ts too hard to read people online.

I think you're better off just going out into the world and meeting real people.
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to.
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This needs to be its own thread!
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I go through periods of online dating.

Then I'll meet a real piece of work who turns me off of all men for a few months.

There are real women out there. Just approach it with a light heart and keep yourself open to making friends and trying new things.
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I met the most amazing woman on Craigslist. I was bored one night and thought I'd try it l. Best woman I've dated my whole life. Plan on getting married soon. Never know where you might find the right one. Good luck

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If your having trouble finding the right one it can't hurt

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Nobody gives a fuck. Nice!

lmao
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Fake profile upon fake profile upon fake profile. Match is the worst. They don't check shit and when you complain to them they say its your responsibility, which it is to some extent, had over 6 different fake profiles and let me tell you these bitches are good writers and bull shitters but when you want to met up they get evasive as hell. The rest that are real and semi-good looking are picky as hell and you better be built like Chris Hemsworth or The Rock or Vin Diesel and make $4,00,000 a year. Oh, yea better have all in Living and GST trusts in your kid's name right down to your freaking socks.
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Hey, thanks for the one star! Dick! Ha ha ha
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He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick.

I gave you 11 for the same reason.

cheers
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shocked

There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP?
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Belay that! She's a fucking wreck.
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Ahhh Ok. Scratch that then. :)
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to.
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Ha! My first tinder date was with a diehard liberal feminist. Cute girl but totally on the koolaid. She brought up politics at the table (this was shortly after the election) and I kept dodging. Finally told her I wasn't affiliated with any party.

Got back to her place and made it to the bedroom. During foreplay she actually said "I'm glad you're not an "r" word (republican)" . I put on my pants and left without saying a word.

Next morning I woke up to a slew of angry texts. I simply responded that I voted for trump and that liberals were nutjobs. Needless to say I never saw her again.

True story.
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You have a gym membership, go to those group activity classes they are full of chicks.
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Attractive Scale lowered by 3.

I am a average joe 7. That means I can pull 4's.

If you are a 10 then you should be able to pull 7's.
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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go for it, I'm on Match, just started about a month ago. You will have to weed through the nutty ones. I'm female and have met some. I do kinda favor one man but it's a slow go, I'm very busy, and hard to put time aside. Good Luck OP
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So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life.

I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off.

Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet?

Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate"
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I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to.
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Wow! That is somw crazy stuff.
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Yeah, and this was when I was living in North Dakota. I thought I had escaped the liberals by going to the middle of nowhere, but, nope. Fort Collins, Denver, Colorado Springs, Reno, SLC, Pueblo CO, Albuquerque, every girl is a feminist on tinder it seems. Even in my very conservative home town, all feminists! Don't do tinder or POF IMO, I don't know of any other free dating sites that don't make you pay to see messages

Funny story, I grew my beard out big, and when I decided to shave it off, I looked for a Muslim dating site and found one. Before I shaved my beard off, I just shaved my mustache off and took pics and signed up for singlemuslims.com. I paid the fees and I got so many goddamn messages from Muslim women. I fuck with each and every one of them, it's a blast, I recommend you do it for fun if you have the time
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DEFINITELY deserves to be its own thread!

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My response: No, because you're a deceptive bitch wasting my fucking time.
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Lmao, ikr.

Ha! My first tinder date was with a diehard liberal feminist. Cute girl but totally on the koolaid. She brought up politics at the table (this was shortly after the election) and I kept dodging. Finally told her I wasn't affiliated with any party.

Got back to her place and made it to the bedroom. During foreplay she actually said "I'm glad you're not an "r" word (republican)" . I put on my pants and left without saying a word.

Next morning I woke up to a slew of angry texts. I simply responded that I voted for trump and that liberals were nutjobs. Needless to say I never saw her again.

True story.
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Dude Never FUCKING do that again. You'll get charged with Rape. All they have to do is change their mind 2 years later and you're fucked.
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Attractive Scale lowered by 3.

I am a average joe 7. That means I can pull 4's.

If you are a 10 then you should be able to pull 7's.
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you can't pull a 4, dude.

even female 4s don't settle for a 7, check out okcupid's study.





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