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(OP) User ID: 43472647 United States 04/19/2017 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two wives and you're still going up to bat, good for you. Maybe you should hit yourself in the head with the bat this time, you might get better results. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68702751 Yup. Sometimes life is messy "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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nutmeg
User ID: 72071117 United States 04/19/2017 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" I do know of people who found a husband/wife on Match. Depending on where you live, you might have thousands of women from which to choose, or not many. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74706270 Australia 04/19/2017 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck! I dont know. I got 25 pm's my first day on one site. Lol And if you fucked em all you would have a 23 in 25 chance of catching herpes or worse. |
chrisvet
User ID: 74721156 Canada 04/19/2017 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" Back in 2001 (a year before I met my wife/best friend in real life) I had a great rapport with a 26 year old girl who lived about 10 miles away. I was in my 20's, had a growing business, and she was 100% on with me. Before we were about to meet she asked me how I felt about children. I said I'd love to have them one day but wasn't ready at this stage of my life. Bombshell: "Ah Chris, I have 4 kids, but I think you'll love them. The farm I'm living at is actually my husbands, who I'm separated from. He comes here with his dad every day to work the livestock" This was after about 5 back and forth emails. I immediately cut off communication. In her last email, she asked 'is it because I have kids?' My response: No, because you're a deceptive bitch wasting my fucking time. Last Edited by ChrisVet on 04/19/2017 04:55 PM "Do the Shit out of what you Love" |
TrumpFan1966
User ID: 73139918 United States 04/19/2017 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck! I dont know. I got 25 pm's my first day on one site. Lol Still eating the crust off Hillary's dirty diaper, I see. ALL HAIL HIS GRACE, DONALD OF HOUSE TRUMP, Keeper of the Borders, Father of the Walls, Deporter of illegals, Usurper of Prime Real Estate, Master of the Deal, Haver of the Best Words, Defiler of Miss Universes, Slayer of Cucks, Overlord of the Kingdoms of North America and Europe, God of Gods, King of Kings, Leader of the Human Species, Lord of the European Race and President of the Realm. Thread: A so called 'time traveler' maybe made some hits so far... Thread: liberalism really is a mental disorder (Page 2) |
TrumpFan1966
User ID: 73139918 United States 04/19/2017 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The sites are good for entertainment. 8 out of 10 are not attractive, many lie in their profiles. Some of it's just comical. Still eating the crust off Hillary's dirty diaper, I see. ALL HAIL HIS GRACE, DONALD OF HOUSE TRUMP, Keeper of the Borders, Father of the Walls, Deporter of illegals, Usurper of Prime Real Estate, Master of the Deal, Haver of the Best Words, Defiler of Miss Universes, Slayer of Cucks, Overlord of the Kingdoms of North America and Europe, God of Gods, King of Kings, Leader of the Human Species, Lord of the European Race and President of the Realm. Thread: A so called 'time traveler' maybe made some hits so far... Thread: liberalism really is a mental disorder (Page 2) |
HunkerDown
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" Back in 2001 (a year before I met my wife/best friend in real life) I had a great rapport with a 26 year old girl who lived about 10 miles away. I was in my 20's, had a growing business, and she was 100% on with me. Before we were about to meet she asked me how I felt about children. I said I'd love to have them one day but wasn't ready at this stage of my life. Bombshell: "Ah Chris, I have 4 kids, but I think you'll love them. The farm I'm living at is actually my husbands, who I'm separated from. He comes here with his dad every day to work the livestock" This was after about 5 back and forth emails. I immediately cut off communication. In her last email, she asked 'is it because I have kids?' My response: No, because you're a deceptive bitch wasting my fucking time. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Good luck. You have already set yourself up to only be attracted to 1/10000 of eligible women...And women online are picky as fuck! I dont know. I got 25 pm's my first day on one site. Lol And if you fucked em all you would have a 23 in 25 chance of catching herpes or worse. This isn't Australia. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada 04/19/2017 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hint: Chicks love it when you ban and delete. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason. There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP? Belay that! She's a fucking wreck. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
LucyAnna
User ID: 71026336 United States 04/19/2017 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its a weird and unnatural way of meeting people. It does work for a lot of people, but the environment is bizarre. I tried ok Cupid for 3 weeks. It was overwhelming and I hated it. It's a lot of work to filter through all of the nonsense and I ts too hard to read people online. I think you're better off just going out into the world and meeting real people. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to. This needs to be its own thread! Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Catjuggler
User ID: 5329957 United States 04/19/2017 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I met the most amazing woman on Craigslist. I was bored one night and thought I'd try it l. Best woman I've dated my whole life. Plan on getting married soon. Never know where you might find the right one. Good luck Last Edited by Catjuggler on 04/19/2017 05:20 PM |
Catjuggler
User ID: 5329957 United States 04/19/2017 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If your having trouble finding the right one it can't hurt Last Edited by Catjuggler on 04/19/2017 05:19 PM |
redhed6971
User ID: 72089733 United States 04/19/2017 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fake profile upon fake profile upon fake profile. Match is the worst. They don't check shit and when you complain to them they say its your responsibility, which it is to some extent, had over 6 different fake profiles and let me tell you these bitches are good writers and bull shitters but when you want to met up they get evasive as hell. The rest that are real and semi-good looking are picky as hell and you better be built like Chris Hemsworth or The Rock or Vin Diesel and make $4,00,000 a year. Oh, yea better have all in Living and GST trusts in your kid's name right down to your freaking socks. “Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.” "Hello, I need a replacement filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro." “You actually slaughter each other over affairs of the spirit.” Da’an Earth-Final Conflict |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada 04/19/2017 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gave you a single star for each inch of his dick. I gave you 11 for the same reason. There's someone named "Krissy" who's looking for a man and always posting her email in threads. Why don't you try her, OP? Belay that! She's a fucking wreck. Ahhh Ok. Scratch that then. :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73434812 United States 04/19/2017 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to. Ha! My first tinder date was with a diehard liberal feminist. Cute girl but totally on the koolaid. She brought up politics at the table (this was shortly after the election) and I kept dodging. Finally told her I wasn't affiliated with any party. Got back to her place and made it to the bedroom. During foreplay she actually said "I'm glad you're not an "r" word (republican)" . I put on my pants and left without saying a word. Next morning I woke up to a slew of angry texts. I simply responded that I voted for trump and that liberals were nutjobs. Needless to say I never saw her again. True story. |
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Shustah
User ID: 18068947 United States 04/19/2017 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" go for it, I'm on Match, just started about a month ago. You will have to weed through the nutty ones. I'm female and have met some. I do kinda favor one man but it's a slow go, I'm very busy, and hard to put time aside. Good Luck OP |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 74244541 United States 04/19/2017 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So im going to try this internet dating thing. Im too damn busy with work, the gym and the commute and my kids and just life. Quoting: _0_ I dont drink so i dont usually go to the bars and shit housed women are a turn off. Anyone have any advice? Horror storys? Meet their "soul mate" on the intenet? Fyi: i dont belive in a physical "soul mate" I had one date from Tinder a year ago after I had just signed up. She started bringing up politics and asked me what I thought of abortion. I told the truth that I think it's murder and she started screaming at me so I started making fun of her snaggle teeth that she wouldn't show in her pics. She hit me and I had her arrested. Fuck feminists. So be careful on who you talk to. Wow! That is somw crazy stuff. Yeah, and this was when I was living in North Dakota. I thought I had escaped the liberals by going to the middle of nowhere, but, nope. Fort Collins, Denver, Colorado Springs, Reno, SLC, Pueblo CO, Albuquerque, every girl is a feminist on tinder it seems. Even in my very conservative home town, all feminists! Don't do tinder or POF IMO, I don't know of any other free dating sites that don't make you pay to see messages Funny story, I grew my beard out big, and when I decided to shave it off, I looked for a Muslim dating site and found one. Before I shaved my beard off, I just shaved my mustache off and took pics and signed up for singlemuslims.com. I paid the fees and I got so many goddamn messages from Muslim women. I fuck with each and every one of them, it's a blast, I recommend you do it for fun if you have the time DEFINITELY deserves to be its own thread! Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
chrisvet
User ID: 74721156 Canada 04/19/2017 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lmao, ikr. Ha! My first tinder date was with a diehard liberal feminist. Cute girl but totally on the koolaid. She brought up politics at the table (this was shortly after the election) and I kept dodging. Finally told her I wasn't affiliated with any party. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434812 Got back to her place and made it to the bedroom. During foreplay she actually said "I'm glad you're not an "r" word (republican)" . I put on my pants and left without saying a word. Next morning I woke up to a slew of angry texts. I simply responded that I voted for trump and that liberals were nutjobs. Needless to say I never saw her again. True story. Dude Never FUCKING do that again. You'll get charged with Rape. All they have to do is change their mind 2 years later and you're fucked. "Do the Shit out of what you Love" |
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