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| Merit
User ID: 65879192 United States04/23/2017 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. Last Edited by Merit on 04/23/2017 09:52 PM • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| _pix_
User ID: 72915921 United States04/23/2017 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Quoting: Merit Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. this I why I suggest coffee dates or ice cream. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687  Canada04/23/2017 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous-Girl Not interested darling. Already told ya that. I am being genuine and honest. If you dont believe me?? That is not about me. Aint gonna happen. There is only one woman on this site im interested in. And even then, the odds are not favourable. But i dont pretend to know everything God has instore for me. Just a few things. :) i have been suprised before. Just got the kids dropped off. Ahhhhhh both my ex's looking good and happy. Good for them. Funny how you can have a nasty train wreck divorce and after sometime, they are back to flirting with ya.. Sigh... where is merrit. This thread was supposed to turn inti a shit show by now.  I just gave you constructive criticism. Why you're reading anything else into it is beyond me. |
| Merit
User ID: 65879192 United States04/23/2017 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Quoting: Merit Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. this I why I suggest coffee dates or ice cream. I would always set up a meet up for something physical. If they repeadedly tried to change it or make excuses then I knew. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| _pix_
User ID: 72915921 United States04/23/2017 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Quoting: Merit Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. this I why I suggest coffee dates or ice cream. I would always set up a meet up for something physical. If they repeadedly tried to change it or make excuses then I knew. it sucks u guys have such a bad experience. all they guys I met look like their pics. I look my pic. they all want to bed me. if they make it there it's usually over after that. most guys don't have what it takes (for me) in the bed and outside the bed. |
| Merit
User ID: 65879192 United States04/23/2017 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Quoting: Merit Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. this I why I suggest coffee dates or ice cream. I would always set up a meet up for something physical. If they repeadedly tried to change it or make excuses then I knew. it sucks u guys have such a bad experience. all they guys I met look like their pics. I look my pic. they all want to bed me. if they make it there it's usually over after that. most guys don't have what it takes (for me) in the bed and outside the bed. I never internet dated much really. I network well so it was just a novelty I wanted to try. Truthfully it's just as easy to grab a date and get laid by going to church and at least you see them first. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72920484  Netherlands04/23/2017 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm married and use these sites all the time to fuck other men's wives. I take only the woman the will sexy chat before even meeting, I usually have them send a video of the masterbating before I will even meet her. I'm 45 and fucking woman from 35 to 50. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72492551 Almost every man who travels your wife is on these sites and is what 3oh3 would call a scank filled up like a sperm bank. Sorry but true. Canadatard 72492551>>>  |
| Merit
User ID: 65879192 United States04/23/2017 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm assuming my abusive post came from in here.  not even a little bit sorry  Last Edited by Merit on 04/23/2017 10:05 PM • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada04/23/2017 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Merit
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| Abi ~
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| _0_
(OP) User ID: 74747189 United States04/23/2017 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a case study into what fat ugly motherfuckers think and dream about. Op is a mixture of horseshit and blubber. Body odor and A1 sauce is what this entire thread is filled with. :damnedbig: God your just an asshole. Everytime i read your post i bust out laughing. You always make me smile. Thanks Chip! :rotflmfao: "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| Abi ~
User ID: 19153430 United States04/23/2017 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya, I'd have to give this thread a thumbs down. Too much reality in here..I was hoping the world was not that far gone yet :(  You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
| _0_
(OP) User ID: 74747189 United States04/23/2017 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would always set up a meet up for something physical. If they repeadedly tried to change it or make excuses then I knew. it sucks u guys have such a bad experience. all they guys I met look like their pics. I look my pic. they all want to bed me. if they make it there it's usually over after that. most guys don't have what it takes (for me) in the bed and outside the bed. Stop being so picky. You're probably a heifer with serious mental disorders. Accept your equal of which you probably already met and discarded as something less than you. Nope! She is definitely not a heifer! And you definitely got her pegged all wrong. But you are still very fucking funny. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
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(OP) User ID: 74747189 United States04/23/2017 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not interested darling. Already told ya that. I am being genuine and honest. If you dont believe me?? That is not about me. What do you want from me Ag? You want me drag you in the bedroom, pin you down, push your heals behind your ears and fuck ythe holy hell out of ya? Is that what your getting at? Aint gonna happen. There is only one woman on this site im interested in. And even then, the odds are not favourable. But i dont pretend to know everything God has instore for me. Just a few things. :) i have been suprised before. Just got the kids dropped off. Ahhhhhh both my ex's looking good and happy. Good for them. Funny how you can have a nasty train wreck divorce and after sometime, they are back to flirting with ya.. Sigh... where is merrit. This thread was supposed to turn inti a shit show by now. I just gave you constructive criticism. Why you're reading anything else into it is beyond me. Because dear. Every time a woman says she is "not attracted" i find she is. Most women i have had long term relationships with hated me when they met first met me. And hated me after it was over. So there ya go..that is the why. Last Edited by 'n° on 04/23/2017 10:28 PM "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| _0_
(OP) User ID: 74747189 United States04/23/2017 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a case study into what fat ugly motherfuckers think and dream about. Op is a mixture of horseshit and blubber. Body odor and A1 sauce is what this entire thread is filled with. :damnedbig: God your just an asshole. Everytime i read your post i bust out laughing. You always make me smile. Thanks Chip! :rotflmfao: The truth is a brutal thing. People love to be lied to. I hate what most people love. I know! That is what i love about you. :) "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada04/23/2017 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a case study into what fat ugly motherfuckers think and dream about. Op is a mixture of horseshit and blubber. Body odor and A1 sauce is what this entire thread is filled with. :damnedbig: God your just an asshole. Everytime i read your post i bust out laughing. You always make me smile. Thanks Chip! :rotflmfao: The truth is a brutal thing. People love to be lied to. I hate what most people love. I wonder why he doesn't think you want to have sex with him, but he thinks I do?? Double standards or   |
| MilaMoon
User ID: 73499091 United States04/23/2017 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would always set up a meet up for something physical. If they repeadedly tried to change it or make excuses then I knew. it sucks u guys have such a bad experience. all they guys I met look like their pics. I look my pic. they all want to bed me. if they make it there it's usually over after that. most guys don't have what it takes (for me) in the bed and outside the bed. Stop being so picky. You're probably a heifer with serious mental disorders. Accept your equal of which you probably already met and discarded as something less than you.   :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |
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(OP) User ID: 74747189 United States04/23/2017 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Chip This is a case study into what fat ugly motherfuckers think and dream about. Op is a mixture of horseshit and blubber. Body odor and A1 sauce is what this entire thread is filled with. :damnedbig: God your just an asshole. Everytime i read your post i bust out laughing. You always make me smile. Thanks Chip! :rotflmfao: The truth is a brutal thing. People love to be lied to. I hate what most people love. I wonder why he doesn't think you want to have sex with him, but he thinks I do?? Double standards or Yesssssss! Im answering you at the same time you are posting. :) Because dear, i have you dialed in. I have knack for that. "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
| _pix_
User ID: 72915921 United States04/23/2017 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: _pix_ it sucks u guys have such a bad experience. all they guys I met look like their pics. I look my pic. they all want to bed me. if they make it there it's usually over after that. most guys don't have what it takes (for me) in the bed and outside the bed. Stop being so picky. You're probably a heifer with serious mental disorders. Accept your equal of which you probably already met and discarded as something less than you. Nope! She is definitely not a heifer! And you definitely got her pegged all wrong. But you are still very fucking funny. Fine. Her brain is a heifer. A big fat nasty heifer.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States04/23/2017 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Quoting: Merit Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. My friend who is still out there tells me men tell her this. She competes in body building and her pictures are recent. She said the biggest thing she would hear was "Wow, you really look like your pictures" ~ But my question is why are you paying? These are meet up/blind date kind of situations right? Why are you paying, it should be dutch. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States04/23/2017 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Merit
User ID: 65879192 United States04/23/2017 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A shit show? Quoting: Merit Allow moi You know where most online meet ups go wrong in the real world? The second you lay eyes on each other and dude suddenly looks at his phone at the pics you sent him that look like an entirely different person and thinks "You liar!". Then as the date goes on he cycles through those pics and realizes they're all taken from an upward angle, with funky lighting, and always tight face shots. He feels cheated, lied to, taken advantage of and a little bit emasculated because this chick just ate him under the table on his dime. My friend who is still out there tells me men tell her this. She competes in body building and her pictures are recent. She said the biggest thing she would hear was "Wow, you really look like your pictures" ~ But my question is why are you paying? These are meet up/blind date kind of situations right? Why are you paying, it should be dutch. Because I'm not/wasn't broke and my momma told me too. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States04/23/2017 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74520687 Canada04/23/2017 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: _0_ God your just an asshole. Everytime i read your post i bust out laughing. You always make me smile. Thanks Chip! :rotflmfao: The truth is a brutal thing. People love to be lied to. I hate what most people love. I wonder why he doesn't think you want to have sex with him, but he thinks I do?? Double standards or Yesssssss! Im answering you at the same time you are posting. :) Because dear, i have you dialed in. I have knack for that. No, you don't. In fact, you are WAY off. I'm not sure wth is going on. I think you may be interpreting my criticism as flirting. It's NOT. The Chipster is where it's at for moi. He's the cream of the crop  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States04/23/2017 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: _0_ God your just an asshole. Everytime i read your post i bust out laughing. You always make me smile. Thanks Chip! :rotflmfao: The truth is a brutal thing. People love to be lied to. I hate what most people love. I wonder why he doesn't think you want to have sex with him, but he thinks I do?? Double standards or Yesssssss! Im answering you at the same time you are posting. :) Because dear, i have you dialed in. I have knack for that. You realize you are revealing yourself - like a case study? You are laying it all out on the line here. Your desires, your attitude, your IQ, your ego. Did you know that? Is this a test? |
| A Friend
User ID: 4985363 United States04/23/2017 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya, I'd have to give this thread a thumbs down. Too much reality in here..I was hoping the world was not that far gone yet :( But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15320663 United States04/23/2017 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a case study into what fat ugly motherfuckers think and dream about. Op is a mixture of horseshit and blubber. Body odor and A1 sauce is what this entire thread is filled with. :damnedbig: Jesus Christ Chip - you are such a dominating asshole its almost a turn on. :givingafuck: Yeah yeah, you and me go way back. LOL I fought with you when I was new here, now I just sort of stand out of your way. :-) But you are very nice to AG so I know there is a heart in there. |
| _0_
(OP) User ID: 74747189 United States04/23/2017 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Chip The truth is a brutal thing. People love to be lied to. I hate what most people love. I wonder why he doesn't think you want to have sex with him, but he thinks I do?? Double standards or Yesssssss! Im answering you at the same time you are posting. :) Because dear, i have you dialed in. I have knack for that. No, you don't. In fact, you are WAY off. I'm not sure wth is going on. I think you may be interpreting my criticism as flirting. It's NOT. The Chipster is where it's at for moi. That is great! Go badger him. Im working my own angles woman! "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." Terrance McKenna |
