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Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 04/14/2017 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
Hard Eight
(OP) User ID: 72681750 United States 04/14/2017 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANKS for the ! Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian |
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Hard Eight
(OP) User ID: 72681750 United States 04/14/2017 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Travis County (Austin) needs this man. Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian |
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Deadpool Loves You
User ID: 73402374 United States 04/14/2017 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
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Hard Eight
(OP) User ID: 6070070 United States 04/14/2017 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian |
Use your brian, moran!
User ID: 6407778 United States 04/14/2017 01:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69548694 United States 04/14/2017 01:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Texas Sheriff's Exam... Quoting: Hard Eight A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six ambulance-chasing lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant. "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24147972 United States 04/14/2017 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | in texas the true qualifications are: take things out of context,manipulate videos,create your own mafia based around a stingray/cellphone interceptor unit for your area,join the freemasons, manipulate probationers/methheads into creating crimes to justify your job. when you get caught lieing,have a judge dismiss the case so your police record stays untarnished. bust enough potheads to pay into the police pension fund so it doesnt go broke. because thats what our current governor supports! |
Resister
User ID: 64514669 United States 04/14/2017 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Smart kid. Everybody knows that an old service revolver is a .38 and no one would shoot a rabbit with anything bigger than a .22. "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787 |
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