Dear ladies, Valentine's Day is not a day you express your love. It is a scam started by greeting card companies.

I just bought my wife a new home. With lake front property. She drives an nice newer Land Rover. Our kids go to a private school. She has basically unlimited money at her disposal to do whatever she wants. Not a care in the world because I bust my ass year after year.

Then when I forget Valentine's Day (which is NOT even a holiday) she has a neurotic breakdown over it. I actually didn't forget it. I simply don't recognize bullshit scams when I am far too busy to worry about the crap.

So ladies, before you pinch your tampons in half over your first world white girl drama, you need to check yourself and try to be a big girl.