Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

I never had herpes

I think you are getting me mixed up with patrick bateman

lol

I'd be ok with the occasional prostate massage also... nothing past the second knuckle though ladies, I have standards...

Hmph... nevermind

must be a lesbian.

:backsout:

we're a match made in heaven

I do not have 3 of those you listed

im still in

im all yours babe

I was wondering earlier in the thread where that guy went... Maybe his head fell off his shoulders after all the neck surgeries... :/

no
I only fly in UFO's

im still in

im all yours babe

lol

I remember the big long story he wrote to get a date and he accidentally wrote something about giving ladies herpes ,,

he didnt mean to write it that way though, everyone had to correct him

I still laugh about it everytime I hear someone mention herpes
lol

Hi friend.

I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)

I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)

That you?!?

Noooooo.....

Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.

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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.

do you have another contact ? or only on here

So far you've entertained the OP and your own self.