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CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532  Canada02/15/2017 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off...  35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Too bad you live in Canada. 34 y/o Irish/German female here in the states single after 1.5 year relationship break-up. I'm geographically challenged... It's not my fault, I was born this way... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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| Nefarious Libertine
User ID: 73541692 United States02/15/2017 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Stranger things have happened. We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
| Sweetroll Bandit
User ID: 71705824 United States02/15/2017 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax "We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates |
| CalmShock
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| CalmShock
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| Kraut the Deplorable
User ID: 43461814 United States02/15/2017 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack? That canines attract the chicks. The staff at doggie daycare said he had two girlfriends, but that sounds like asking for trouble to me ;-) Well he looks like such a gentleman I bet those bitches fight over him. Never forsake a Kraut for the sake of forsaking a Kraut |
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| X1811
User ID: 73316485 United States02/15/2017 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cue laugh track! [link to youtu.be (secure)] All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
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| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/15/2017 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey nutcracker wasup I see your up to your usual bad behavior Holy fuck folks... the original duo.. reunited... Good to see ya old buddy, but you know the drill... The gloves are off. Whose love are we fighting for this time? I promise I won't tell her about the belly button herpes... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| X1811
User ID: 73316485 United States02/15/2017 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: X1811 I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack? That canines attract the chicks. The staff at doggie daycare said he had two girlfriends, but that sounds like asking for trouble to me ;-) Well he looks like such a gentleman I bet those bitches fight over him I bet you caused a fight or two amongst the fellas. Speaking of classy bitches... [link to youtu.be (secure)] Last Edited by X1811 on 02/15/2017 12:25 AM All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 46772437 Canada02/15/2017 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hey nutcracker wasup I see your up to your usual bad behavior Holy fuck folks... the original duo.. reunited... Good to see ya old buddy, but you know the drill... The gloves are off. Whose love are we fighting for this time? I promise I won't tell her about the belly button herpes... im trying to nail pool but shes busy fingering her belly button hole |
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| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/15/2017 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy fuck folks... the original duo.. reunited... Good to see ya old buddy, but you know the drill... The gloves are off. Whose love are we fighting for this time? I promise I won't tell her about the belly button herpes... im trying to nail pool but shes busy fingering her belly button hole It's easy to see how the condition could become an issue in this case...  Ok pool, who's it going to be? Let's be clear here... sugar twig doesn't have a puppy... Last Edited by CalmShock on 02/15/2017 12:23 AM Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 46772437 Canada02/15/2017 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy fuck folks... the original duo.. reunited... Good to see ya old buddy, but you know the drill... The gloves are off. Whose love are we fighting for this time? I promise I won't tell her about the belly button herpes... im trying to nail pool but shes busy fingering her belly button hole It's easy to see how the condition could become an issue in this case... Ok pool, who's it going to be? Let's be clear here... sugar twig doesn't have a puppy... I never had herpes I think you are getting me mixed up with patrick bateman lol |
| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/15/2017 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | im trying to nail pool Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437 but shes busy fingering her belly button hole Multitasking. nice I like ladies who can multitask ;) thats what the good Lord gave you two hands and 3 holes for AAAaaaaand... that statement was essentially the equivalent of throwing in the towel... VICTORY IS MINE Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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| CalmShock
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 46772437 Canada02/15/2017 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | im trying to nail pool Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437 but shes busy fingering her belly button hole Multitasking. nice I like ladies who can multitask ;) thats what the good Lord gave you two hands and 3 holes for AAAaaaaand... that statement was essentially the equivalent of throwing in the towel... VICTORY IS MINE you'll never learn nutcracker lol |
| CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/15/2017 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock Holy fuck folks... the original duo.. reunited... Good to see ya old buddy, but you know the drill... The gloves are off. Whose love are we fighting for this time? I promise I won't tell her about the belly button herpes... im trying to nail pool but shes busy fingering her belly button hole It's easy to see how the condition could become an issue in this case... Ok pool, who's it going to be? Let's be clear here... sugar twig doesn't have a puppy... I never had herpes I think you are getting me mixed up with patrick bateman lol I was wondering earlier in the thread where that guy went... Maybe his head fell off his shoulders after all the neck surgeries... :/ Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Lilbabez33
User ID: 74049324 United States02/15/2017 12:32 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | " Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!" Quoting: sacred energy Now that's a very special girl your on the lookout for.  I'd be ok with the occasional prostate massage also... nothing past the second knuckle though ladies, I have standards... Sorry I would help but I have no hands bubba...can get in up to the elbow? If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "May future generations look back on our work and say that these were men and women who, in a moment of great crisis, stood up to their politicians, the opinion-makers, and the establishment, and saved their country." - Dr. Ron Paul .......................................................................... Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world ..................................... ..................................... "And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand it's meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK .......................................................................... |
