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CalmShock
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Sassy Granny
User ID: 70382294 United States 02/14/2017 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man! [link to qanonmap.github.io (secure)] Thread: q-list of abbreviations Thread: "DOT" Global Consciousness Project [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.” Quoted by Lincoln-written by John Lydgate THIS world is not conclusion; A sequel stands beyond,Invisible, as music, But positive, as sound.-Emily Dickinson |
Nefarious Libertine
User ID: 73541692 United States 02/14/2017 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No luck last time.. eh brother? We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
CalmShock
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CalmShock
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ShaddapAlready
User ID: 12384656 United States 02/14/2017 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap. |
Simple27
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CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man! Thanks, and don't let age hold ya back! I hear older women do all kinds of funky stuff between the sheets... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
Simple27
User ID: 48123712 United States 02/14/2017 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply. Quoting: ShaddapAlready I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap. ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
sacred energy
User ID: 74052798 Australia 02/14/2017 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. " Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!" Now that's a very special girl your on the lookout for. |
ShaddapAlready
User ID: 12384656 United States 02/14/2017 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply. Quoting: ShaddapAlready I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap. I would bt as I said, I'm broke. You're a feisty filly. Let's grab some pie at the Coco's, your dime. Might even rub your feet instead. |
CalmShock
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Simple27
User ID: 48123712 United States 02/14/2017 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply. Quoting: ShaddapAlready I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap. I would bt as I said, I'm broke. You're a feisty filly. Let's grab some pie at the Coco's, your dime. Might even rub your feet instead. ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Songbird777
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Simple27
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CalmShock
(OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada 02/14/2017 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | " Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!" Quoting: sacred energy Now that's a very special girl your on the lookout for. I'd be ok with the occasional prostate massage also... nothing past the second knuckle though ladies, I have standards... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
CalmShock
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The Comedian :D
User ID: 63963028 United States 02/14/2017 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man! To hell with being young. It gave me an invalid sense of hope. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Nefarious Libertine
User ID: 73541692 United States 02/14/2017 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply. Quoting: ShaddapAlready I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap. Dude you have to work on your line!! Try something like this instead. Looking for a hetrosexual woman, a brainiac isn't important but a huge heart for the culinary arts is a big plus. I'm very energetic and looking for a girl that can keep up with lots of activities. I like self made women that has conquered or is conquering the corporate ladder, but yet is still susceptible to my charms. I like real women that aren't afraid to be natural and don't feel the need to dye their hair or ink their lovely skin. I'm not into gambling or hard drugs. I've had a bit of bad luck in picking out the wrong ladies in the past and those choices still haunt me today. Looking for a lady with no children to distract her from me giving her all my attention. Just the two of us. Looking for that lovely lady to rub me right. PM me. We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
CigarTigher
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CalmShock
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