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Imagine cleaning the river banks in Oklahoma and finding a 40 foot humpback whale on the freaking grass, a good 5 meters from the water. Well, thats what happened. Only a UFO could have carried this whale 400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma!


There were no tracks of any vehicle dropping it off. I have seen UFO reports like this before, where a UFO would be reported in the area and suddenly people would find live salmon flopping around in their yards, sometimes frogs, snakes and even worms. On a few occasions people found crystal jelly balls.
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Damn aliens, that job is too easy to be screwin' up
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Do you think some alien slackers were smoking weed on the job and done fucked up?
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I remember one a long time ago where a guy hiking in the mountains came across a live (but dying) killer whale.

WTF?
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Do you think some alien slackers were smoking weed on the job and done fucked up?
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They probably just wanted to fuck with us stupid humans.
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Do you think some alien slackers were smoking weed on the job and done fucked up?
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They probably just wanted to fuck with us stupid humans.
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drop one on superbowl then


that would be epic
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I remember one a long time ago where a guy hiking in the mountains came across a live (but dying) killer whale.

WTF?
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There was an Indian legend of that. The Thunderbird.
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there appears to be similar in the UK in 2014 after a high tide, I'm not disputing this.. but DAMN FOR FUCK SAKE.. NO ONE investigates shit anymore..

I searched for "Whale found on grass" in youtube

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SITE is a copy and paste of the SAME headline the SAME article .. does anyone actually want to do their own journalism?!
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there appears to be similar in the UK in 2014 after a high tide, I'm not disputing this.. but DAMN FOR FUCK SAKE.. NO ONE investigates shit anymore..

I searched for "Whale found on grass" in youtube

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SITE is a copy and paste of the SAME headline the SAME article .. does anyone actually want to do their own journalism?!
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It's a sculpture.

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Re: UFO Drops Off Whale In Wrong Place, Found On Grass In Oklahoma


Published on Jan 26, 2017

Imagine cleaning the river banks in Oklahoma and finding a 40 foot humpback whale on the freaking grass, a good 5 meters from the water. Well, thats what happened. Only a UFO could have carried this whale 400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma!


There were no tracks of any vehicle dropping it off. I have seen UFO reports like this before, where a UFO would be reported in the area and suddenly people would find live salmon flopping around in their yards, sometimes frogs, snakes and even worms. On a few occasions people found crystal jelly balls.
Scott C. Waring-Taiwan
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400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma? That will come as news to Oklahomans.

epiclol
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I am from the planet Zorg thank you for finding my whale!

I'd have been fappjacked is I returned to Zorg empty extremity.


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Published on Jan 26, 2017

Imagine cleaning the river banks in Oklahoma and finding a 40 foot humpback whale on the freaking grass, a good 5 meters from the water. Well, thats what happened. Only a UFO could have carried this whale 400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma!


There were no tracks of any vehicle dropping it off. I have seen UFO reports like this before, where a UFO would be reported in the area and suddenly people would find live salmon flopping around in their yards, sometimes frogs, snakes and even worms. On a few occasions people found crystal jelly balls.
Scott C. Waring-Taiwan
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400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma? That will come as news to Oklahomans.

epiclol
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They'll be even more surprised to find out that Oklahoma is in London.
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Published on Jan 26, 2017

Imagine cleaning the river banks in Oklahoma and finding a 40 foot humpback whale on the freaking grass, a good 5 meters from the water. Well, thats what happened. Only a UFO could have carried this whale 400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma!


There were no tracks of any vehicle dropping it off. I have seen UFO reports like this before, where a UFO would be reported in the area and suddenly people would find live salmon flopping around in their yards, sometimes frogs, snakes and even worms. On a few occasions people found crystal jelly balls.
Scott C. Waring-Taiwan
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400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma? That will come as news to Oklahomans.

epiclol
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They'll be even more surprised to find out that Oklahoma is in London.
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Take that back! You just take that back RIGHT NOW.uhoh
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Published on Jan 26, 2017

Imagine cleaning the river banks in Oklahoma and finding a 40 foot humpback whale on the freaking grass, a good 5 meters from the water. Well, thats what happened. Only a UFO could have carried this whale 400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma!


There were no tracks of any vehicle dropping it off. I have seen UFO reports like this before, where a UFO would be reported in the area and suddenly people would find live salmon flopping around in their yards, sometimes frogs, snakes and even worms. On a few occasions people found crystal jelly balls.
Scott C. Waring-Taiwan
 Quoting: SpaceCommand


400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma? That will come as news to Oklahomans.

epiclol
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They'll be even more surprised to find out that Oklahoma is in London.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Take that back! You just take that back RIGHT NOW.uhoh
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chuckle

It's true.

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400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma? That will come as news to Oklahomans.

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6429628


They'll be even more surprised to find out that Oklahoma is in London.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Take that back! You just take that back RIGHT NOW.uhoh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6429628


chuckle

It's true.

[link to laughingsquid.com]
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


I hear ya, just rolling with the silliness of the thread. cheers
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Maybe they will blow it up ~
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They'll be even more surprised to find out that Oklahoma is in London.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Take that back! You just take that back RIGHT NOW.uhoh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6429628


chuckle

It's true.

[link to laughingsquid.com]
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


I hear ya, just rolling with the silliness of the thread. cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6429628


cheers
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there appears to be similar in the UK in 2014 after a high tide, I'm not disputing this.. but DAMN FOR FUCK SAKE.. NO ONE investigates shit anymore..

I searched for "Whale found on grass" in youtube

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SITE is a copy and paste of the SAME headline the SAME article .. does anyone actually want to do their own journalism?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73816300


It's a sculpture.

[link to laughingsquid.com]
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tards.
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Sorry OP...It was that darn book I was reading.
Never decide to pick up a sword...You may become an adventurer if you do...Scum of all creation they are.
Anyways... he painted a picture of an island where some Kraken Queen was entombed...
I may have pictured it for a few hours...My bad.
See the dang author wrote about how the island was really under the sea and ...Well, yes, he had fish and sharks swimming through the air...

Like most kids I finally threw that away as fantasy...I should have told the whale before I did.

I will try to picture a living land next...Ya, that tree may decide to use that axe on you instead.
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Maybe they will blow it up ~

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I am from Oregon, I know this story, people bombed with rotting whale ROFL all over town, cars
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John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address

Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."

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Re: UFO Drops Off Whale In Wrong Place, Found On Grass In Oklahoma


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Imagine cleaning the river banks in Oklahoma and finding a 40 foot humpback whale on the freaking grass, a good 5 meters from the water. Well, thats what happened. Only a UFO could have carried this whale 400 miles from the ocean to Oklahoma!
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That's not a humpback, it's a sperm whale.
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Maybe they will blow it up ~

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I am from Oregon, I know this story, people bombed with rotting whale ROFL all over town, cars
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30+ years and this still cracks me up. You should have seen the news back then. People crying for weeks unable to wash the smell off.

Take that to the insurance company. What did you say caused this damage? Flying rotted whale parts.........

It is still just as funny.

Thanks for the reminder.
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Captain Kirk been at the Venusian brandy again?
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