Omg this

8x this time making this face

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Sorry can't find a more accurate face

Poster above sry I don't understand that

I know my thread ain't worth a read

Just made me laugh when I realised what he is thinking

Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 01/19/2017 08:15 AM

illegal? i've been mistaken for a Russian prostitute quite a few times

lol funny stuff OP take care!

How are you dressed ... like a whore?

LOL I think I am too :D :D my accent wouldn't be far off

Me too, and I'm a guy and it happened at a club.

How does one look like a male prostitute?

Or did he mistake you for a woman?

Oh ... a whore dressed as a nurse, kinky. Hellllooo Nurse!

Yep.

"Uh baby, tie me down, lube that sound and put it right up my urethra. Nggghh... so, good!"

Dumb Dumb is using a proxy for starters, silly troll!

Funny story. Took the wife to see Cher in her supposed final concert in Las Vegas. My wife decided to wear a black cocktail dress to the concert. I told her that's what the working girls wear in Vegas. I even pointed out a few early in the evening.

So we are having a drink before, and I had to go take a leak. I am standing in front of the urinal, and I remember the black dress. When I get back to the bar, she was being hit on.

It was pretty funny. She thought I was bs ing her about the black dresses.

Funny story. Took the wife to see Cher in her supposed final concert in Las Vegas. My wife decided to wear a black cocktail dress to the concert. I told her that's what the working girls wear in Vegas. I even pointed out a few early in the evening.

So we are having a drink before, and I had to go take a leak. I am standing in front of the urinal, and I remember the black dress. When I get back to the bar, she was being hit on.

It was pretty funny. She thought I was bs ing her about the black dresses.

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck....

just might be a duck.

Yes, in AU that's the way hookers skirt the law ... they wear nurse uniforms to avoid suspicion.

Everyone has a price. So, how much?

I have VPN on yes well not right now but to get on net it wouldn't connect me without it

For some reason my iPhone won't connect to Internet without it

Then when I post here it screws my entire member profile

If I have a permanent account with my location I don't understand how it automatically changes all the time

And for nothing in the world can I figure out why I can't connect to net without having vpn on but once I am logged in here for example I can turn it off and i can use net but if I go google something my safari says can't connect

Or I get a msg my provider won't let me view site for my privacy

I don't know how to fix it and having vpn on is taking twice as data

Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 01/19/2017 09:47 PM

LOL

You know I thought about it

So free of charge but they better be priceless

That dumbass driving pass funny how no amount of money can change the do.khead in you

Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 01/19/2017 09:54 PM

LOL

Ok if u didn't have to have sex with these peeps

Meaning if you had to do everything other then having it in keyhole

Would you? For how much?

Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 02/13/2017 10:31 PM

LOL ass fair enough F.ck a duck u could be right

yes the reason why I knew he was thinking it is. Because having that smoke felt better then shaging and I realised how it must have looked like




LOL Canada this vpn is driving me f nuts

Last Edited by Done and Dusted on 02/13/2017 10:33 PM

I bet you look like your u can suck a mean dick. Ever consider a career change?

Hookers there make a lot of money in the legal brothels

How can you tell it's a proxy?

Well you shouldn't have begged to suck his Dick for 4 dollas

if she smokes, she pokes

Look like, maybe .
Can I that good worth $180 ? (I hear that's the going price around here) not sure they might ask for a refund

This is why men like nurses

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Nothing like the rubber glove milking the prostate from a smokin hot nurse.

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It can make you come without an erection

I've frequented a ton of brothels in AU.

They are legal clean, some are totally luxurious. Girls are tested and get paid upfront.

I was married and travelled there on business. The brothel taught me things that I never knew were possible.

I even went there once and paid to cuddle wasn't in the mood for sex just intimacy.

But the women in Australia blow away usa women overall.

And I can guarantee there is less sex crimes in Australia because its legal.

You can get a girl for between $40 (street workers in Sydney - probably have aids) and $250 depending on the services and the time massage or no. Time starts at 10 mins up to an hour.


Overall the girls are amazing. Totally sensual playful and know how to treat a man. I fall in love every time I'm in Australia.

If trump can legalize prostitution this will make America greaterer

LOL I gave u good karma because it means you are protective of the community in nature