So I have my family Christmas get together coming up, and every year we do a round robin "white elephant" gift exchange and I for the life of me CANNOT think of anything this year.
Some of my past gems have included:
- Jesus action figure with AK-47
- Cooking with Semen cookbook
- A 12 month calendar with pictures of me in a bubble bath
- A meth lab starter kit
and perhaps my favorite ...
Shave Me Barbie ... with real pubic hair glued on.
I'm out of ideas, and thus I come to you for assistance, with the following caveats ... I must be able to purchase the item outright, or procure the necessary items in the next 10 days.
I really don't wanna have to buy booze ... Help me out GLP!