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How do you deal with bitches on their periods?

 
Just A Heroin Junkie  (OP)

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10/21/2016 03:47 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
If you routinely call women "bitches," then get a sex doll and leave the real women the fuck alone.
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Sir France's Beercan

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10/21/2016 04:04 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
I lick her pussy and lick it good. It's a bit metallic tasting and I look like Ronald Macdonald in the morning but she appreciates my efforts.
Just A Heroin Junkie  (OP)

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I lick her pussy and lick it good. It's a bit metallic tasting and I look like Ronald Macdonald in the morning but she appreciates my efforts.
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puke5
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10/21/2016 04:08 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Wife turns into a real bitch when on hers. She's adamant she doesn't get moody but I got the scars to prove it.

Any tips on how not to get them pissed or avoid a useless conflict?
 Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie


I just grab them by the pussy. They let you do that if you're famous!
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10/21/2016 04:19 PM
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Think about all she does. Then you take care of it for one week. Be nice. Stop being an asshole. Women have one week a month and men the other three.
Sir France's Beercan

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10/21/2016 04:24 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
I lick her pussy and lick it good. It's a bit metallic tasting and I look like Ronald Macdonald in the morning but she appreciates my efforts.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


puke5
 Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie


You need to harden up mate, get stuck in and do your duty as a gentleman.
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10/21/2016 04:26 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
I lick her pussy and lick it good. It's a bit metallic tasting and I look like Ronald Macdonald in the morning but she appreciates my efforts.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Lick it hard lik it good

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10/21/2016 04:27 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
PMS makes women insane, and there is no rational discourse that can take place with insane people. Throw dark chocolate as a distraction and make your escape.

If a woman is bi-polar or has borderline personality disorder, you need to work with her to recognize the pattern of her menstrual cycle so you can simply live somewhere else for that critical week.
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10/21/2016 04:33 PM
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Leave town for a week????
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Wife turns into a real bitch when on hers. She's adamant she doesn't get moody but I got the scars to prove it.

Any tips on how not to get them pissed or avoid a useless conflict?
 Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie






Like attracts like.


You are low-grade, you don't attract the best women. Dela with it.
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10/21/2016 04:55 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Been married a long while. We're now having menopause. This,and the peri-menopause are like the PMS on steroids.

My sweet heart does enjoy really dark choc. more baking strength than candy. But what I have found is a long still hug, holding and going through several of those 'time-to-let-go' signals so you really have her/your attention and then speak whatever comes to mind. On a chemical understanding, it's oxytocin that is released.

Now, pass me that doobie!
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10/21/2016 05:04 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Keep banging her "get your red wings" and keep her in a good mood.
Sir France's Beercan

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10/21/2016 05:35 PM
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Keep banging her "get your red wings" and keep her in a good mood.
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Yeah also a good time to get your brown wings
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10/21/2016 05:48 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
It almost sounds like you have the perfect life partner. Karma rules. Now if she could just get you submissive for 3 weeks out of the month instead of just 1.

Winning.

moar OP moar.

'how does that make you feel'?
'do you even get to the point you are seeing red'?
'do you have a man cave to retreat to or do you just roll up into a fetal position'?
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10/21/2016 05:57 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Been married a long while. We're now having menopause. This,and the peri-menopause are like the PMS on steroids.

My sweet heart does enjoy really dark choc. more baking strength than candy. But what I have found is a long still hug, holding and going through several of those 'time-to-let-go' signals so you really have her/your attention and then speak whatever comes to mind. On a chemical understanding, it's oxytocin that is released.

Now, pass me that doobie!

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This^^^
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10/21/2016 06:09 PM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Flee the scene!

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10/22/2016 12:59 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Camping trip. GTFO! Always worked for me. No way am I sticking around when the crazy shit goes down...
Just A Heroin Junkie  (OP)

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10/22/2016 05:09 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Keep banging her "get your red wings" and keep her in a good mood.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73237482


Yeah also a good time to get your brown wings
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Fuck lawd you people are animals.
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10/22/2016 05:34 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Go fishing. Get out of the house. Best way to duck a punch is to not be there.
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10/22/2016 05:39 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Wife turns into a real bitch when on hers. She's adamant she doesn't get moody but I got the scars to prove it.

Any tips on how not to get them pissed or avoid a useless conflict?
 Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie


That's weird. Usually moodiness is a symptom of PMS or PMT meaning Pre Menstural. The PMS symptoms usually disappear once the period starts.

Why you'd want to troll about periods is beyond me. Although I knew a guy once that said he liked to pull used tampons out with his teeth... is this that?
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10/22/2016 05:42 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
SHE WILL USE A STRAPON ON YOU
Lilac.Nights

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10/22/2016 06:03 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
I always know when my period is coming, when I start crying for no reason at all. I'm also irritable a bit, but I always warn my kids and my husband.
I'm never mean, but I can't stand any noise/loud voices.

Quiet house, chocolate and staying in bed for a few days. No cooking helps.

Btw I only use organic/toxin free pads.
Tons of toxins/pestisids/plastics etc., in the regular pads/tampons, that get instantly absorbed, nasty staff/hormone disruptors...

Last Edited by Lilac.Nights on 10/22/2016 06:09 AM
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10/26/2016 06:28 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
I lick her pussy and lick it good. It's a bit metallic tasting and I look like Ronald Macdonald in the morning but she appreciates my efforts.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


THIS
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10/26/2016 06:39 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
smack a bitch
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You dont hit women asshole.
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
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10/26/2016 09:48 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Buy Her Chocolate and Thank God "you" don"t have to Have a Period every month!
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10/26/2016 09:52 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Wife turns into a real bitch when on hers. She's adamant she doesn't get moody but I got the scars to prove it.

Any tips on how not to get them pissed or avoid a useless conflict?
 Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie


Stay away from them at all costs. During their bleed-out they can do whatever and say whatever they wish as they have a vagina and will blame it.
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10/26/2016 09:53 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
It is simple OP. A face wash in the toilet.

Problem solved.
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10/26/2016 09:54 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Tell the bitch to fuck off. It's really that simple.
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10/26/2016 09:55 AM

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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Build a menstrual shack bro.
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Those crazy bibletards might actually be onto something with this. Can I use my shed?
 Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie


Yup...

All you have to do is fill it with bonbons and throw a blanket out there..

Don't forget the moo moo...

She will love it.
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


The shack would be for him to hide out in. Women are homebodies.

I suggest he do what my grandfather did, use humor, withdraw from fights and say, its not the right time to get riled up, love you. And take his louie l'amour novel out to the spare room and bury his head in a book.

He never once called her the B word either.

Last Edited by Sungaze_At_Dawn on 10/26/2016 09:56 AM
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Re: How do you deal with bitches on their periods?
Kryptonian technology. If it can be used on reprobate Generals, then it may stand-up to a woman in menses.






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