The FOURTH Annual GLP pumpkin carving contest is Closed! Link to vote inside | |
Anus the Deplorable
User ID: 63611024 United Kingdom 10/17/2016 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Eggplane-Faceplant Quoting: Anus the Deplorable This is not a carving... It is not a Pumpkin either... It is a cartoonish scene of DOOM. It is called "Eggplant-Faceplant" The other character is Butter-nut... In this scene Butter-Nut Smacks down on Eggplant-Faceplant. No vegetables or gourdes were harmed in the filming of this scene. [link to static.afbeeldinguploaden.nl (secure)] [link to static.afbeeldinguploaden.nl (secure)] [link to static.afbeeldinguploaden.nl (secure)] . Congratulations, you are officially the first entry and already in last place. Right up there with the pencil in the heart pumpkin, thanks for the 5 minutes of effort. Thanks, sometimes... The first will come last, and the last will come first... Unfortunately Both of the characters portrayed int the GLP scene of DOOM titled "Eggplant-Faceplant", namely Mr. Egg-plant, and Mr. Butter-nut were consumed by a ravenous Moran. God rest their souls... . ... ......... //////////// ..................... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Heinous Anus: Where Blather Meets Godzilla |
Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/17/2016 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks, sometimes... Quoting: Anus the Deplorable The first will come last, and the last will come first... Unfortunately Both of the characters portrayed int the GLP scene of DOOM titled "Eggplant-Faceplant", namely Mr. Egg-plant, and Mr. Butter-nut were consumed by a ravenous Moran. God rest their souls... ..................... >>>>>>>>>>>>> It's ok, that is a good ending. Still no clue what happened to the heart last year! Hopefully we have no where to go but up from here. I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
Deplorable Dace
User ID: 17763690 Puerto Rico 10/17/2016 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | carving my first one now...not my entry, but I'll post it when I'm done.=-) Quoting: Deplorable Dace Not my entry....but my first pumpkin this year (son's portrait)..just have to clean it up and smooth a few places out, but it's mostly done =-) Still don’t know how you do it, amazing! You have to carve a portrait while the pumpkin is lit, I run an extension cord and nightlight in mine. Made my own carving tools, you need shit like woodcarving tools, pottery hoops, exact-o blade. leave the skin on where you want it to stay black, completely cut through for highlights, and slowly scrape away layers for shading. |
Pearl The 3rd
User ID: 73195067 United States 10/17/2016 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | W!!!ww carving my first one now...not my entry, but I'll post it when I'm done.=-) Quoting: Deplorable Dace Not my entry....but my first pumpkin this year (son's portrait)..just have to clean it up and smooth a few places out, but it's mostly done =-) WOW!!!!!!!! Beautiful :) |
Fhirinne
User ID: 64068588 United Kingdom 10/18/2016 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did anyone see that one from 2008 "The wall street crash pumpkin. Can't seem to find it on youtube anymore, but that was mind blowing good. Quoting: Fhirinne Hmm is this it? [link to www.zapkolik.com] Yep, thats the one. Thankyou so much for that link. You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system |
Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/18/2016 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need an idea for my pumpkin. You guys gave me the Wrecking ball idea half way through the contest last year. Are there any other off the wall ideas out there? I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
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Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/18/2016 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I could do it, but the pumpkin would have to spin from the bottom... I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
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Chrit
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Chrit
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Deplorable Chop Top Sawyer
User ID: 73216245 United States 10/18/2016 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | carving my first one now...not my entry, but I'll post it when I'm done.=-) Quoting: Deplorable Dace Not my entry....but my first pumpkin this year (son's portrait)..just have to clean it up and smooth a few places out, but it's mostly done =-) That is awesome!!! "Dog will hunt" "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." |
green_girl
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Deplorable Dace
User ID: 17420495 Puerto Rico 10/19/2016 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need an idea for my pumpkin. Quoting: Chrit You guys gave me the Wrecking ball idea half way through the contest last year. Are there any other off the wall ideas out there? One of my ideas, but I decided on something different for this year: Do a wide eyed-open mouthed Hillary pumpkin with a bright-ass high watt light in it. .....Film a short video starting with the pumpkin unlit, ...then as a bunch of balloons fall around the pumpkin, the super bright light comes on and the pumpkin starts to roll around a bit. (got the idea from that gif of her with the lazer beams coming out of her head) Last Edited by Dace on 10/19/2016 11:04 AM |
Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/19/2016 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yay!! I ended up getting sick last year and not able to get out to buy a pumpkin. But i got them this year!!! Thanks for hosting this again Chrit. Most fun ever on glp! Quoting: green_girl Your in? Awesome! Can't wait! I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/19/2016 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need an idea for my pumpkin. Quoting: Chrit You guys gave me the Wrecking ball idea half way through the contest last year. Are there any other off the wall ideas out there? One of my ideas, but I decided on something different for this year: Do a wide eyed-open mouthed Hillary pumpkin with a bright-ass high watt light in it. .....Film a short video starting with the pumpkin unlit, ...then as a bunch of balloons fall around the pumpkin, the super bright light comes on and the pumpkin starts to roll around a bit. (got the idea from that gif of her with the lazer beams coming out of her head) This is going to be epic. I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
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Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/19/2016 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What he wanted to say... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] What he said. [link to vimeo.com (secure)] I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/19/2016 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy the drinking games tonight folks. I don’t expect any ground breaking entries to the contest yet. Let alone tonight. I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
aurora dawn
User ID: 72908624 United States 10/19/2016 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need an idea for my pumpkin. Quoting: Chrit You guys gave me the Wrecking ball idea half way through the contest last year. Are there any other off the wall ideas out there? How about something related to that crazy Baal arch that is going up or has gone up in some major cities..could do something doomy with that and wreck a facsimile of it, if not the real deal.it's the thought that counts, right? and I have no idea what to do this year myself, but have a pumpkin. |
spiritnut
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Chrit
(OP) User ID: 72249371 United States 10/19/2016 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need an idea for my pumpkin. Quoting: Chrit You guys gave me the Wrecking ball idea half way through the contest last year. Are there any other off the wall ideas out there? How about something related to that crazy Baal arch that is going up or has gone up in some major cities..could do something doomy with that and wreck a facsimile of it, if not the real deal.it's the thought that counts, right? and I have no idea what to do this year myself, but have a pumpkin. No matter what, all entries are winners. But no CGI, that is why we reserve the right to ask for more pics. Someone tried to enter this fake CGI overlay below a while back. As an example, my original DOOM pumpkin was 100% real and not altered at all. (Maybe I should have altered the colors a bit?) So if you enter something take extra shots, keeps things simple if people have questions. Anyway, real unaltered before and after pic. Last Edited by Chrit on 10/19/2016 08:25 PM I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
Lance Illuminati
User ID: 73118957 United States 10/19/2016 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need an idea for my pumpkin. Quoting: Chrit You guys gave me the Wrecking ball idea half way through the contest last year. Are there any other off the wall ideas out there? Thanks for the work you do hosting the contest Chrit. I had a lot of fun last year. I need to come up with an idea for this year too. |
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Deplorable Dace
User ID: 17756349 Puerto Rico 10/19/2016 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy the drinking games tonight folks. Quoting: Chrit I don’t expect any ground breaking entries to the contest yet. Let alone tonight. I'm HOPING to 'maybe' have my entry up tomorrow. Been working on it for about 5 hours now and nowhere close to finishing. (but... I'm also trying to make a video to go along with, so that's slowing me down quite a bit) Gonna try to at least finish this long-ass tedious part tonight and finish up tomorrow if I have time before work. =-) |
Éireann
User ID: 73050092 Ireland 10/20/2016 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where can I get a Knife? Quoting: Unknown Moran 59048957 They wont let me have one here, and the steel doors and bars where I'm staying can't be chewed like I thought? . You could gnaw your way to winning the GLP Pumpkin Carving Contest! Could be interesting! Please, no spit balls. :D Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
Deplorable Dace
User ID: 17868102 Puerto Rico 10/20/2016 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy the drinking games tonight folks. Quoting: Chrit I don’t expect any ground breaking entries to the contest yet. Let alone tonight. I'm HOPING to 'maybe' have my entry up tomorrow. Been working on it for about 5 hours now and nowhere close to finishing. (but... I'm also trying to make a video to go along with, so that's slowing me down quite a bit) Gonna try to at least finish this long-ass tedious part tonight and finish up tomorrow if I have time before work. =-) grrr... not gonna happen =-( got the tedious shit done, but no time to finish today...gotta lube up the pumpkin with some petroleum jelly to keep it from drying out and wait a couple days. Can't wait to see the entries this year! C'mon GLPeeps, the possibilities are endless...shaking/falling hillary pumpkins, pussy grabbin' gourds, trumpkins.....! |
Deplorable Chop Top Sawyer
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