Earth-Asteroid Collision, Aliens Intervene

An apparent collision of the Earth and an Asteroid that was to occur this Friday will be averted.

High Level Sources have indicated that Aliens are involved and have reviewed the situation. After meeting with Hillary Clinton, the democratic presidential candidate, the Aliens have decided that the earth and its inhabitants are worth less than the nickel deposit detected on the Asteroid, and have therefore chosen to destroy earth so as to prevent the collision and protect the asteroid.

Stay tuned for further details.

Last Edited by BeelzeBob on 10/12/2016 10:04 AM