SOMETHING JUST LANDED IN MY BACKYARD

I GOT MY RIFLE BUT DONT THINK I SHOULD SHOOT MIGHT PISS IT OFF

WOW I THINK I JUST SAW A TENTACLE

hahahhaha

Go out and investigate op, report back here what it is...

Don't forget to take a selfie with it

MAKE ME. THOUGHT IT MUST BE GLOBAL INVASION LOOKS LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH ONE LANDED SO CLOSE

i dont know, maybe camera?

Pics or it didn't happen OP.

ITS GONE. VANISHED WTF I SMELL SULPHUR

DID ANYTHING GO BEZERK!!! WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!1

dont touch it, first taste it...

I FOUND A NOTE WITH WRITING ON IT. OMG YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS SAYS

Well if it was me I would... I'd wanna know wtf it is ha ha, but then again, we all know where curiosity got the cat...

Maybe it's a bird or something? Sounds lame but you'll never know what it is until you prod it with a stick or something...

dontshoot. im just masterbating on your tomatoes.

MANKIND HAS 24 HOURS. MENE, MENE, TEKEL, PARSIN.

LOOKS LIKE SOME ANCIENT SCROLL PAPYRUS OR SOMETHING TAKING PHOTO

SHIT IT JUST DISSOLVED INTO SMOKE. IN MY FUCKING HANDS

i hate it when that happnes

what else did it say?

Lol... You should have captured that thing b4 it took off...

IT SAID

"MANKIND HAS 24 HOURS. MENE, MENE, TEKEL, PARSIN."

WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN

THATWAS IT

gost for sale , captured in a jar

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MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN ??

numbered, numbered, weighed, divided

I CANT STOPVOMITING

You just got irradiated, take a seat and have a glass of red wine.

u might wanna see a doctor about that

the kingdom of Babylon was divided between the Medes and Persians.