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Why do you idiotic Americans call ground pork f**king "sausage"?

 
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How's the new tour going?
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Great, performing at Pleasance Theatre, Islington next week then Leicester Square theater until the end of October.
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so busy. not bad for a guy who quit stand up!
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I was banned from TV Channel 4 for the Muslim "loose women" stunt and by the BBC for the Princess Diana joke.


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Don't worry, all of your work with sara Pascoe will ensure more guardian / ipaper audience figures.
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I'm English from North West.

They've never called it "ground pork" in england, always call it sausage meat OP, always. Still do, got a bag of it from Iceland in my fridge now... Bowyers sausage meat.
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1rof1

LOL you shop at Iceland. How poor are you?

For our American audience Iceland is a store that sells the cheapest frozen crap to people so poor and fat its all they can afford.
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Iceland is the only UK store available here in Spain. Yes we also live frugally, so fucking what!

Address the issue junkie!...

In England they call ground pork "Sausage Meat".


This whole thread is based on lies or maybe your tramadoll has made you stupid!
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No its called minced pork.
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Wow, not only is he poor but he also has anger issues
verysad
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Mushy peas, haggis, black pudding, laverbread, marmite,... Are the Brits insane?

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Great, performing at Pleasance Theatre, Islington next week then Leicester Square theater until the end of October.
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so busy. not bad for a guy who quit stand up!
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I was banned from TV Channel 4 for the Muslim "loose women" stunt and by the BBC for the Princess Diana joke.


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Don't worry, all of your work with sara Pascoe will ensure more guardian / ipaper audience figures.
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Is Sara pascoe funny, I can't make my mind up on her

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Talking bad about Murican food iz, raciss.

What a rotten tooth raciss most English are.

They need more diversity.
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1rof1

LOL you shop at Iceland. How poor are you?

For our American audience Iceland is a store that sells the cheapest frozen crap to people so poor and fat its all they can afford.
 Quoting: Tramadol Junkie


Iceland is the only UK store available here in Spain. Yes we also live frugally, so fucking what!

Address the issue junkie!...

In England they call ground pork "Sausage Meat".


This whole thread is based on lies or maybe your tramadoll has made you stupid!
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No its called minced pork.
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Wow, not only is he poor but he also has anger issues
verysad
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Anger issues, pfft, what are you some kind of sausage dog douche? Besides tramadol jerky was the first to cast ad homimen.

It's called sausage meat in UK, no amount of verbiage from your little circle jerk you got going is gonna change that.

In England: MINCED PORK is more often than not sold labelled as SAUSAGE MEAT.
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This thread fails so hard.

I suppose you circle jerkers are also under the belief that Brexit has happened, well it's not, only the referendum, when finance systems leave England post brexit, you're fucked!

Are you all saturated on pharma drugs or what? Because your IQs are retarding fast.
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This thread fails so hard.

I suppose you circle jerkers are also under the belief that Brexit has happened, well it's not, only the referendum, when finance systems leave England post brexit, you're fucked!

Are you all saturated on pharma drugs or what? Because your IQs are retarding fast.
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Your American cooking shows drive me fucking mad calling ground pork sausage.

Sausage is encased in either natural or artificial casings.

If you gonna do something, do it right!
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Because when we buy it at the grocery store, it's called Jimmy Dean Sausage and its spiced ground pork, encased in plastic! Plastic is an artificial casing? NO?
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In the US, ground pork comes in a plastic tube/sausage. A roll.


You slice it and make a sausage patty.
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Perfect explanation. It is also usually spiced like a cased sausage would be.

Great on a biscuit! By biscuit, I mean round, baked flour about an inch thick,not a cookie.
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If it angers you that much, don't watch it, you whiny pussbag.
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Your American cooking shows drive me fucking mad calling ground pork sausage.

Sausage is encased in either natural or artificial casings.

If you gonna do something, do it right!
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Why do you Brits not brush your teeth or visit a dentist your entire life?
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Your American cooking shows drive me fucking mad calling ground pork sausage.

Sausage is encased in either natural or artificial casings.

If you gonna do something, do it right!
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Why do you Brits not brush your teeth or visit a dentist your entire life?
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LOL what lies. We have NHS dentists that cost nearly nothing and free if you are jobless. Dumb American cunt. I visit the dentist every 3 months.
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You had best not look at what they call Cheese
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I have seen the horror they call cheese whiz
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That is not cheese, it is cheese product.

Cheese product has very little to do with cheese.
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Your American cooking shows drive me fucking mad calling ground pork sausage.

Sausage is encased in either natural or artificial casings.

If you gonna do something, do it right!
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Why do you Brits not brush your teeth or visit a dentist your entire life?
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LOL what lies. We have NHS dentists that cost nearly nothing and free if you are jobless. Dumb American cunt. I visit the dentist every 3 months.
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Because its next to the chippy? lol
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Your American cooking shows drive me fucking mad calling ground pork sausage.

Sausage is encased in either natural or artificial casings.

If you gonna do something, do it right!
 Quoting: Tramadol Junkie


Why do you Brits not brush your teeth or visit a dentist your entire life?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72450494


LOL what lies. We have NHS dentists that cost nearly nothing and free if you are jobless. Dumb American cunt. I visit the dentist every 3 months.
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Because its next to the chippy? lol
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No its just down from the KFC and the pub actually. I am addicted to those KFC Flamin Wraps, the Super Charger sauce is awesome.
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Your American cooking shows drive me fucking mad calling ground pork sausage.

Sausage is encased in either natural or artificial casings.

If you gonna do something, do it right!
 Quoting: Tramadol Junkie


Ground pork is unseasoned "ground pork".

Sausage is spiced and stuffed into casings. Raw or smoked.

Bulk sausage is uncased raw sausage, usually pork. I agree that it should be called something other than sausage.

Breakfast sausage is bulk sausage that is rolled into a caseless tube or patty and fried.

If sausage terminology is driving you crazy OP, there is no wonder why British women are all going Muz and Negro.
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Eat more pig pussy. That seems more your spotted dick and baggy peas thing anyway. s226
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Eat more pig pussy. That seems more your spotted dick and baggy peas thing anyway. s226
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*Looks at Op's dangly bits and thinks*baggy peas*.
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Why do you call orange juice pulp, "juicy bits"?
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we dont
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Why do you call orange juice pulp, "juicy bits"?
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we dont
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Yes we do. It says iit on the bottle/carton whrn you buy fresh orange juice
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Ugh. British cuisine.

No wonder the Irish lob bombs at ya motherfuckas!


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Ugh. British cuisine.

No wonder the Irish lob bombs at ya motherfuckas!


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Th irish are coward terrorists. The naggers of europe.
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Why do you call orange juice pulp, "juicy bits"?
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we dont
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Yes we do. It says iit on the bottle/carton whrn you buy fresh orange juice
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Yeah but there's one carton which has 'juicy bits' on it isn't there? We call orange juice orange juice and if it has the bits in it we call it orange juice 'with bits' not orange juice with pulp, or for that matter, orange pulp.
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Why do you call orange juice pulp, "juicy bits"?
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we dont
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Yes we do. It says iit on the bottle/carton whrn you buy fresh orange juice
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Yeah but there's one carton which has 'juicy bits' on it isn't there? We call orange juice orange juice and if it has the bits in it we call it orange juice 'with bits' not orange juice with pulp, or for that matter, orange pulp.
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I buy tesco's and it always says juicy bits.

Proof: [link to img.tesco.com]
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we dont
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Yes we do. It says iit on the bottle/carton whrn you buy fresh orange juice
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Yeah but there's one carton which has 'juicy bits' on it isn't there? We call orange juice orange juice and if it has the bits in it we call it orange juice 'with bits' not orange juice with pulp, or for that matter, orange pulp.
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I buy tesco's and it always says juicy bits.

Proof: [link to img.tesco.com]
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Whoop there it is....
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You had best not look at what they call Cheese
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I have seen the horror they call cheese whiz
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marshmallow fluff and cool whip nightmares.
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You had best not look at what they call Cheese
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I have seen the horror they call cheese whiz
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marshmallow fluff and cool whip nightmares.
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Why anybody wants to eat sweetened collagen is beyond me.





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