Why do you idiotic Americans call ground pork f**king "sausage"?

OK, but who the fuck wraps fried breaded fish in newspaper??

how come you call cigarettes = fags ??

You guys like a little fag SAUSAGE in your mouth??

Go lick your queen's anus hairs and get some damn bracers.
Your teeth look like it got smashed by some muslim immigrant :)

Also you guys got some horrible breath, major halitosis yo
Prob too much of that fish and chips(lol chip=potato somehow)

Arrrgh!!! That's another thing! Americans make tea like gnat's piss! It's as feeble as Britney Spears underwear. When you've achieved the hot water, add some tea!

As for sausage, we must remember their are two ways to spell English words....The American way, and the correct way.
No offence!

uh, I believe we call em "potato chips" here in the US, retard.

Yeah that doesn't happen anymore because of the health risks.

The poms call em bangers

like a dildo?

"Sausages are the boys" - Tommy Lorne

They are nicknamed bangers because they used to pop when frying you retard

It was a joke

Im not laughing. A sausage is something you do when you go the toilet, and is to be flushed away never to be seen or spoken of again.

Ground pork, sausage, either way enjoy it while you can before it's banned under sharia

We don't. Ground pork is ground pork. We add spices to it to make it sausage. Sometimes we don't put it into cylinders. It's still sausage. Now stfu and get off our dicks BITCH.

Why do you idiotic Brits call English muffins "crumpets?" They are English muffins, for crying out loud.

English cuisine LOL

The Genius of America is that we have taken food from around the world and given it a twist for the best. For example, TexMex is far superior to plain old tasteless Mex food. I would use some special English food for an example, but there isn't any. You people ate all the damned Cod and we can't even get decent fish. Otherwise, everything from other countries is better in the US. The Italians claim that what we sell isn't even pizza. It's true. Pizza in the US is far beyond some Wop Pie.
I should be nicer. Your whole European civilization is falling as you are overrun with Mooslimbs. Your Culture will only be found in books, that aren't burned, by your Mooslimb masters. All Hail Mohammed. It was umm nice knowing you.

A crumpet is a griddle cake you retard not a muffin, they are completely different.

To annoy crooked tooth Brit-fuck-tards, of course!

"crumbled sausage" is how we roll!

Thank you for this thread.

We're the best at everything we do, so it comes natural for us to celebrate, apologies.

Yep, it's an English muffin...

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They call them "BANGERS" as in Bangers and Mashed.

Yeah well why do you uppity Brits call a bacon sandwich a bacon butty, its totally fucking gay!

:RSgaythrd1:

Well I got some spotted dick, filled with clotted cream for you Limey.

Hahahahahaha

"let's go for some bacon butty ol'chap, it'll be splendid"

sounds like they're going to go pound man ass

On here I've also seen Americans refer tol beef mince as hamburger.

you're a 'tramadol junkie' and we're the idiots?

Go slurp your plate full of Epoisses, and leave the Vermont cheddar to those of us that understand cheese...

It's not 'just' ground pork...

Where do you people get this shit?

Oh yes...

The 'Telly'...

Open your mouth and I'll give you some cheese whiz.