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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 57505339 United States 08/31/2016 11:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks! I probably shouldn't have asked for cash. It's gotten me in trouble. Oops. Does someone need a spanking! Oh lort. You guys can take turns. Husband says its ok because its my special day. I'm selling tickets. PayPal me here for Debauchery Birthday Paddling Tokens. You don't mind if I pimp you out on your birthday, do ya sis? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm going to send you my favorite Carlos Danger pose pic. Quoting: The Comedian :D I mean, one you haven't seen yet. And aren't photobombing. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Debauchery Thanks! I probably shouldn't have asked for cash. It's gotten me in trouble. Oops. Does someone need a spanking! Oh lort. You guys can take turns. Husband says its ok because its my special day. I'm selling tickets. PayPal me here for Debauchery Birthday Paddling Tokens. You don't mind if I pimp you out on your birthday, do ya sis? Of course I don't mind. I expected it! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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ar-15 nut
User ID: 72362205 United States 08/31/2016 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Debauchery Thanks! I probably shouldn't have asked for cash. It's gotten me in trouble. Oops. Does someone need a spanking! Oh lort. You guys can take turns. Husband says its ok because its my special day. Yee-Haw!!! I'll just give her a hug.shes married ya I know not dead lol We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday pretty lady!!! Quoting: PuppyBreath With the best knockers on GLP! :bumpit: don't ask how i know..I just remember stuff lol from threads and stuff.. Thank you! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator User ID: 72091327 United States 08/31/2016 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Birthday pretty lady!!! Quoting: PuppyBreath With the best knockers on GLP! :bumpit: don't ask how i know..I just remember stuff lol from threads and stuff.. Mmmmmmm... knockers. I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 08/31/2016 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 09/01/2016 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72180401 Since I started coming to glp I've been called a jew often. Maybe I am. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72180401 United States 09/01/2016 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72180401 Since I started coming to glp I've been called a jew often. Maybe I am. Just kidding. I had a Jewish friend in high school I greatly admired. It was a bad holocaust joke. Happy birthday kid. Don't get William Cooper'd. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 09/01/2016 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I started coming to glp I've been called a jew often. Maybe I am. Just kidding. I had a Jewish friend in high school I greatly admired. It was a bad holocaust joke. Happy birthday kid. Don't get William Cooper'd. Lol. It's fine. No, I'm not Jewish. I just called that a lot on this site. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47281739 France 09/01/2016 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So yeah, it's my birthday. Quoting: Debauchery Be nice. If you have nothing nice to say that's alright too. Edit - I'm just kidding about sending cash and being 24. Fucking relax, red karma givers. Lol. [youtube] [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 14233520 United States 09/01/2016 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 09/01/2016 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you saying you want me to shit on you? And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 09/01/2016 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you! Love the new av. You look great. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery
(OP) User ID: 71870886 United States 09/01/2016 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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