George Noory

No wonder George doesn’t want to get vaxxed…

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Art gets his cats to lick his enveloped because

"No damn Fed is getting my DMA off a letter"

DNA

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Jorge Noory wanted to know what the Matrix was. After searching for the truth for many days and weeks he was finally confronted by a strange man in dark leather and sunglasses who offered him the choice of a Red Pill or Blue Pill, as a symbol to choose whether he would stay in the Matrix or ""go to Wonderland" as the strange man mysteriously said.

After a serious moment of contemplation, Jorge swifly pulled down his trowsers and insisted on suppository insertion of the Red Pill for "maximum efficacy and fast relief!"

To this day, Tahmee always dresses as a character from the Matrix every Halloween and insist on "booster red pills" to keep Jorge "in Wonderland".

If you really loved him you would have that difficult wig conversation with him.

Got to let him know that wig is a no go.

Mark down Thursday night’s C2C show on your calendar. You don’t want to miss the first half.

24-hour limit on corrections. You got it in just in time. Lol

Oh shit LMAO!!!!!! Just spit out my A&W Rootbeer hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhrsufsjfzjts

George’s got HOOOOOOOOOES...in different area coooodes...

Rakes, Shovels, and Post Hole Diggers, too!

You can imagine the utter shock & surprise at the ophthalmologist’s office when George showed up for his appointment, immediately dropped trow, bent over, spread his asscheeks wide, and said, “I’m ready to get these babies lasered off”, referring to his hemorrhoids.

*Lasik’d

There we go

As Tommy mounts George from behind and gets into a rhythm, George yells out in ecstasy, “Tom-Tom Go!!!”

Art “DaBaby” Bell.

G(eorge) Herba.

George likes Tommy’s puffy nipples.

George eats porridge out of Tommy’s anus to start his day.

George stroked his producer Dan Galanti’s arm in the elevator while wearing a Wolfman Jack mask.

Oops, that was Judge Andrew Napolitano.

Shocking! You coulda knocked me over with a feather (from the judge’s feather boa).

Lol PT Buttplug

Kevin James isn’t available, so George is going to star in the re-make series, with a slight twist in the title to accommodate the new star — The King of Queers.

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Lol

Larry Elder should wrestle Gavin Newsom for the recall race.

Yet another barn burner!

Tonite on Toast!

Secret Door Special XXIII
DATE
Wednesday - August 4 2021
HOST
George Noory
George interviews a different guest each hour—but he has no idea who they will be. Join us for the fun as he tries to guess who’s behind the Secret Door!

“but he has no idea who they will be”…
Sounds like the result of George’s regular show prep.
Stealing sugar cubes and creamers from the coffee room, followed by a 20 minute shit while reading Archie comics. Then, a quick handjob from Tommy and it’s straight on the air.
“Who’s next Tommy?”

So…Lionel Fannythroat will be on from “Whales” as George refers to it, and will have to recount the Spring Heeled Jack and Conklin Grange mystery for the umpteenth time.

This followed by a series of George’s regulars, bogus pharmacists who push their epsom salt laden potions and unguents.

What I’d like to see is the shemale George had an affair with in St. Louis call in and share some of George’s propensities and why he was referred to as “The Nighhawk”.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

^Nailed it! (George, not the shemale).

George’s pronouns are she, her.

Waiting for the first half of Thursday night’s show.